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[agas0924]

I came to meet you again today.

[captainparadisemary]

Nice, but… where is Erwin?

Me in every episode of SnK season 2 (via captainparadisemary)

@thatvintagechicklove

(via intheformofmagic)

[todbit]

y’all……70 more episodes………….give me a flashback episode………………..

[itsraviolibitch]

When you no longer care for a series but you check in every now and then for that one character

[natuich-deactivated20190717]

[virginiasummer-deactivated20200]

[luxury-loki]

Thor: I hate how I have to check every 5 minutes if you’re real because of your stupid tricks.

Loki: I am real!

Thor *throwing a rock at him*: Yeah, a real pain in the ass.

[thatvintagechicklove]

Howard or Monika? ;^))

goddamn it. can’t i have an orgy with both?

[intheformofmagic]

can i marry a pineapple

No, marry me instead

[intheformofmagic]

can erwin suck my dick if i had one pls

He’ll suck it even if you don’t have one. Anything is possible with that man.

[the-palestinian-khalifa-deactiv]

Date someone that you would have fun with at the grocery store .

[thatvintagechicklove]

i feel like monika would be the mom friend. like, she’d be the one to tell everyone not to do anything stupid, and everyone does the exact opposite of what she says, and almost five hours later, she’s getting calls to get natstuki out of prison for stealing cupcakes or something.

[marzikasei]

ive seen some other people do this meme,, so heres a thing i did

im so sorry 

[carbonbasedbeing]

Mikasa Ackerman

[ask-commander-eyebrows]

Hi everyone. I know I have been a little slow with posts lately and I’m sorry about that. My laptop died so I had to get a new one and we all know how taxing that can be. Right after my laptop died though my car was hit by a hit and run driver and is now totaled. Due to the financial hit I took with the laptop and my awful insurance I have, (never use Liberty Mutual guys they’re bad) I’m suck paying out of pocket for everything meaning a new car. I’m in the process of getting a new job so the loss of my car is putting a huge damper on that, as well as the inability to now go to appointments or the pharmacy for my medications. Please help if you can either by a donation or sharing the link with others to spread the word.

Thank you guys, I love all of you and I’ll try to make some normal posts soon once I’m back on my feet.

Edit: A direct link for any mobile users. https://www.gofundme.com/3bnvy-help-matt-get-his-car-back

[mysharona1987]

[death-deafying-stuntman]

Im having trouble explaining this to myself, the fuck?

[library-bat-girl-deactivated202]

So Stormy Daniels, Aka: The Ex-Pornstar who was paid to sleep with Donald Trump in a case of Adultery literally no one was surprised by, released an Interview talking about the experience. And one of the things she mentioned was that he was watching Shark Week and was obsessed with it in the most Trump way ever. I’ll post a little exert cuz from that Interview because it contains more gold than the entirety of 45′s tacky as fuck apartment: “The strangest thing about that night — this was the best thing ever. You could see the television from the little dining room table and he was watching Shark Week and he was watching a special about the U.S.S. something and it sank and it was like the worst shark attack in history. He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks. He was like, “I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.” He was like riveted. He was like obsessed. It’s so strange, I know.” And because every intelligent person in the world has firmly taken the stance of “If I want to be able to look myself in the mirror tomorrow, I will do the opposite of everything Donald Trump does”, Everyone started donating to Shark Charities in an amazing example of collective beneficial pettiness. I’m thinking there’s a marine biologist out there right now somewhere like “Listen if we can just get him to say he hates Sharks on live TV we could repopulate the entire fucking ocean by 2019.”

[regalcinnamon]

In an amazing example of collective beneficial pettiness

😂This😂post😂is😂life😂

[thotketraccoon]

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

[christmas420-deactivated2012120]

Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.