if i'm just bad news then you're a liar

Abbey. 22. Capricorn. Twitter: @getslinhommer

[karnalesbian]

*fucks around* :)

*finds out* :(

[rubyyoulazycat]

[lovecoralei]

Hot take, but if you see your baby struggle through five hours of homework and then you get pissy because they drag their feet about doing chores? You need to reevaluate.

[lovecoralei]

Like I’m not saying kids shouldn’t be taught responsibility and shown how to keep their house clean. I’m just saying maybe children get tired and frustrated too. Like. Your teenager doesn’t have an “attitude”. She’s just had 7 hours of school and then came home to do 5 more hours. Then, her parents implied she was lazy because she hadn’t gotten around to doing the laundry. I’d snap at you too.

[lonestarboyfriend]

maybe you were put on this earth to be tender and loving during a time when you are expected to be cruel and calloused

[megatraven]

zuko really saw a bunch of seal hybrids dive into a hole and followed after them huh

[hipstered]

have a relationship thats mature enough to sit down and be like “ look this is our problem and this is how we’re gonna fix it..” SIMPLE

[humunanunga]

[weeknd]

“If I love you I have to make you conscious of the things that you don’t see.” - James Baldwin

Ferguson October

[zelly-fangirl]

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

[slam9]

Inktober #10 - Nine lives

[lessthansix]

[m0rbs]

I’m watching atla and this is my first impression

[gif87a-com]

[hedwigs-travelcompanion]

This image invokes overwhelming calm in me and I can’t tell why

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Vampire by Betty Jiang

This artist on Instagram // Facebook // Twitter

[why-i-love-comics]

Batman Annual #3 - “Father’s Day” (2018)

written by Tom Taylor art by Otto Schmidt

[fertileimaginationvault]

I’m trying not to cry but it’s impossible 😭

Alfred is his dad 😭

[batfamfucker]

“How are you feeling” “A bit stabbed” omg this man I cant

[stunningpicture]

Moving out of the apartment

[cecilyjeanne]

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

[synebluetoo]

STORY TIME!

So in undergrad, my bestie lived in a true shithole of an apartment. When he moved in, he threw a housewarming party and brought out a bunch of washable markers and let us all draw on the walls. Being a tribe of feral assholes, we started competing to see who could draw the most obnoxious/offensive things. IIRC, there was George Bush frenching Ronald Regan, a skeleton with tits, some very rude portraits of the pope, etc etc.

now one of our friends who I hope to god has gone to therapy since then shut himself up in the walk in closet and painted the entire back of the door. He wouldn’t let anyone see it til he was done, and guys, I had nightmares about it. He’d driven a lovecraftian monster like you wouldn’t believe. It had eyes where it shouldn’t have eyes, teeth where it shouldn’t have teeth, and no matter where you stood it looked at you. We were all suitably impressed and horrified.

Anyway four years later bestie moves out and repaints the entire apartment.

Years and years later, I was talking to him and brought up the closet door monster. he visibly paled and confessed “oh god, I forgot to paint the inside of the door”

[dylans-obrien]

CINEMATIC PARALLELS. The Social Network (2011) || Dylan O’Brien in his house (2020)

[i-wrotethisforme]

My PIN number to this day is my second grade best friends birthday. There are people I don’t talk to anymore whose families are still in my prayers. There are shirts I wear to bed from exes of 8 years ago who are married now with kids. And I haven’t found a macaroni salad recipe better than my college boyfriend’s moms’. Our lives are made up of so many people and when people become parts of our lives, some parts remain long after they leave. And in the same exact way, it’s comforting to know there are so many lives you’re still a part of that you have no idea about.