Ultraviolent Light

LIFE’S HARD, BE HARDER snapchat: cold2thetouch I’m 43, you gotta be +18 | MDNI

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What do we gotta do to make it 5k to 7k left in ya?

I don’t know. I don’t know and I’m scared.

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I fear that I only have another three or four thousand posts left in me.

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just here to say i think the tattoo on your chest is the coolest i've ever seen <3 have a nice day !

Thank you so much! I would like to wish you a nice day also.

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Is it normal that whenever I see the #me tag on your blog, my first reaction is immediately to slide my hands in my panties

Yes, that’s absolutely normal. Please proceed.

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touching myself over the thought of pissing you off

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i’m joining nerds rope’s cult

Me too.

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imgonna start a rival cult where we eat BETTER fruit bowl fridays and have cooler orgies and everyone will know u guys are the lame cult that isnt as cool as us

nerds rope

Oh.

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Maybe I should start a cult where we all eat fruit bowls every Friday and have an orgy every Sunday. The rest of the days are just for scrolling on tumblr.

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That Anon question made me press that me tag and I am impressed with the amount of fruit bowls you eat. I should make you as my role model for healthy eating.

Fruit Bowl Friday, every Fridayyyyy!

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*paws at u* can you hit me?

*paws at u* can you hit me?

*paws at u* can you hit me?

*paws at u* can—

Stop it. Yes I can.

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having extra mango as dessert tn w seared in sugar pear slices

Sounds fancy! Love that for you.

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are there pictures of you on your blog or are you charming all these anons through charisma alone? (seriously, what do you look like, my entire dashboard is just unhinged anons that show up on your blog)

I think there is one picture of my face in my #me tag.

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I heard there's a party in these walls tonight, so I'm here to join 🤸🏻‍♀️ Who has the snacks?

Goddddd, you heard wrong! No wall party!!!

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So I get to live in your walls rent free?? This is amazing

I said keep the noise down.

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Well I’m at your house now.. inside of the walls. Now what?

Nothing. That’s it. Keep the noise down.

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I ENJOY WATCHING THE PLANTS IN MY GARDEN GROW. I KILL THEM SO THEY CAN GROW AGAIN.