The ThayerSlayer Archives

This blog serves as an archive for my original blog. For more KISS-related content, follow me @thayerslayer!

[thayersslayer]

Tommy: Sir, I think we should stop letting Peter mentor Eric.

Doc: Why?

*from the other room*

Peter: ALRIGHT SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST!

Eric: FUCK THE BAND, I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!

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ThayerSlayer: A Journey

Hi everyone! I’m moving from this side blog to having a main blog. It’s still under the @thayerslayer name, so come give me a follow if you enjoy my content (If we can call it that)! I’ll be more easily able to chat, post more frequently, and actually get notifications. I haven’t decided if I’m keeping @thayerslayersideblog up and running, if I’m going to delete it, or if I’m going to change it entirely. Hopefully, you guys still love me regardless, haha!

[thayerslayersideblog]

Eric: Can’t we go to a haunted house this year?

Tommy: What’s wrong with the hotel we’re staying in?

Eric: WHAT???

Tommy: *rolls over* Good night Eric.

[thayerslayersideblog]

Vinnie: I hate being touched.

Vinnie: The last time I touched another person was in 1978. In hand-to-hand combat.

Paul: Eric is literally hugging you right now.

Vinnie: This means nothing.

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Peter, cuddling a kitten: I love cats so much! They make me so soft an-

Ace, from a distance: Meow

Peter:

Ace: Cuddle me

[rossjarman-deactivated20121130]

do you ever love a band so much you just want to hit every member in the face with a shovel

[thayerslayersideblog]

I want you guys to know how hard I laugh every time I open YouTube. (For reference, I use YouTube as a supplement for real television). I couldn't get a good shot of it on my TV, but please know everytime I open YouTube all I see is this:

I've started calling Tommy "Mr. Colgate". It's been several days without fail that I see this. Someone help me.

[thayerslayersideblog]

Hope you guys are ready for KISSgiving quotes and shit. November is gonna be a fun month! (And there might be a sneak peek at KISSmas coming up!)

[thayerslayersideblog]

Paul: We all have our demons.

Paul: *puts his hand on Gene’s shoulder*

Paul: This one’s mine.

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Peter: When you’ve worked in music as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Paul: *walks by* Green is so not your color.

Peter: Green brINGS OUT MY EYES, YA BASTARD!

[thayerslayersideblog]

Paul: Dammit, Gene!

Gene: What?! It wasn’t me!

Paul: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Peter!

Peter: Not me either.

Paul: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Ace: *whistles*

[thayerslayersideblog]

Eric S: Gene was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Gene: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Eric S: Gene, you ate a chair.

[thayerslayersideblog]

Paul: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Gene: Stop romanticizing the past.

[thayerslayersideblog]

Vinnie: *comes to the studio after scamming a fan and Gene is waiting for him*

Vinnie: Am I in trouble?

Gene: Have a guess.

Vinnie: No?

Gene: Have another guess.

[thayerslayersideblog]

Vinnie: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Eric C: What??

Vinnie: Is there a point system, or is it just to the death?

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Eric S: A pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it’s essentially immortal and you’ve cursed it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die.

Tommy: Eric, stop texting me at three in the morning.

[thayerslayersideblog]

Bruce: Sorry, I got anxious.

Bruce: I needed validation.

Eric: I’ll validate the heck out of you!

Eric: Get you a lil membership card.

Eric: For being my guy.

Eric: Stamp, Stamp.

Bruce: How are you so cute? I’m crying.