Therefore I Think I Am.

“ I am gross and perverted I'm obsessed and deranged I have existed for years But very little has changed I'm the tool of the Government And industry too For I am destined to rule And regulate you I may be vile and pernicious But you can't look away I make you think I'm delicious With the stuff that I say I'm the best you can get Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out From your TV set You will obey me while I lead you And eat the garbage that I feed you Until the day that we don't need you Don't go for help, no one will heed you Your mind is totally controlled It has been stuffed into my mold And you will do as you are told Until the rights to you are sold ”

[the--divine--machine]

Okay it is. 11 pm on a Saturday and I need sleep for my projects so I’m gonna pass out

No one die while I’m asleep

[the--divine--machine]

im being stalked

Shhhhh,,, nuh uh not stalking its uh,,,,,, one sided friendship ‼️

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

Can it be a two sided friendship? You seem super duper cool (☆▽☆)

[the--divine--machine]

OH UH YES YES THAT SOUNDS AWSOME ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

YAYYYYYYYYY ヾ(☆▽☆)

[the--divine--machine]

^_^ !!!!!!!

[the--divine--machine]

5 people spam liking me across a few blogs rip my notifs

[theodore5346]

[your-local-blackhole]

can I change your mind with this

the dinosaur cut

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

Okay so now I’m split

On one hand that’s awsome and I love dinosaurs

On the other hand it’s not a perfect shape anymore

[your-local-blackhole]

[theodore5346]

[your-local-blackhole]

can I change your mind with this

the dinosaur cut

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

Okay so now I’m split

On one hand that’s awsome and I love dinosaurs

On the other hand it’s not a perfect shape anymore

[your-local-blackhole]

[the--divine--machine]

Read that as diagonal cat and got so confused for a second

[the--divine--machine]

im being stalked

Shhhhh,,, nuh uh not stalking its uh,,,,,, one sided friendship ‼️

[m0n5t3r-3n3rg7]

Can it be a two sided friendship? You seem super duper cool (☆▽☆)

[the--divine--machine]

OH UH YES YES THAT SOUNDS AWSOME ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[the--divine--machine]

I DONT POST ANYTHING OTHER THAN REFRENCES AND MY OCS GENUINELY HOW AM I GETTING FOLLOWERS AGAIN

[the--divine--machine]

I don’t know if I should scream or stare in disbelief at how many words are in the description

Prety sure that’s what it is called

At least mine isn’t that long

I typed them all out myself 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[the--divine--machine]

My main blog is scary interactions are hard there

Literally got nothing burger with a side of idiot sandwich as my getup

[the--divine--machine]

im being stalked

Shhhhh,,, nuh uh not stalking its uh,,,,,, one sided friendship ‼️

[the--divine--machine]

STOP A NEW MOOT APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND IM SCARED THIS IS ANOTHER COOL BLUE DESIGN AND BLUE DESIGNS ARE SCARY AND COOL

[the--divine--machine]

I’ve been informed that this is not blue this design was purple

Fuck my color blinded lifeeeeeee

[blckgirlacid]

Doing weird stretches in your room is so important.

[the--divine--machine]

STOP A NEW MOOT APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND IM SCARED THIS IS ANOTHER COOL BLUE DESIGN AND BLUE DESIGNS ARE SCARY AND COOL

[ryland-grace-official-account]

May I be adopted, mr grace ^_^?

Of course! Can I know your pronouns?

[the--divine--machine]

HUZZAH :]] thank you Mr grace :D

Xe/it/he preferably ‼️

[coffee--spill]

I don't get when people I've never interacted with block me like of course it's their right they have every right to block me

But I am curious like bitch what'd I do pleaseee

[the-grim-reaper-offical-alt]

Genuinely I probably should make like an actual post that goes over things about me that are probably pretty important but like I’m being lazy so temporary post for that:

Nico (nigh-co)

Xe/He/It/They in that order please 🥹 though not much of a difference, just preference

Really bad mood swings I don’t know why

Uhhhh I love asks please send me asks they bring me joy. And I mean all kinda of asks. Character or me related. Or advice. I have lots of advice

Okay uh im allergic to chocolate, cheddar cheese, cinnamon, grass, sticker/tape adhesive, and possibly the sun?? (/srs)

Okay that’s all

[the--divine--machine]

what if advisor quit? what if for the safety of everyone in the castle, advisor quit because he thought he was cursed with something that made people around him get hurt in some way?

I present to you…...

The Cursed Prey AU

this au is a branching path of the main timeline,so the entire au isn't truly canon or will it?

an alternate universe where after noticing people in the castle would get hurt when he rested,alvestor wrote his paper of resignation,took some of his things with him in a bag & quietly left the castle during the night

he leaves carcosa,cuts his hair short & pulls out his remaining antler by the root to make himself less traceable & gets a job as a bartender in a shitty tavern located in another kingdom near carcosa

he barely gets paid enough by his boss to buy things & lives in a shed behind the tavern

he never confessed to entity about his feelings towards them & regrets not doing so every day

he thinks he's wanted for betraying the king by leaving carcosa & is scared of getting recognised by anyone & taken back to carcosa

he's one of the four workers (not including the boss) in the tavern,there are two servers,a janitor & him,the bartender

I'm still working on the au & expanding the world building for this au but this is what I have for now

Woah there’s a really loud storm!!

Smash.

Man that wind sure is a lot!!!!!!!

[coffee--spill]

He'd probably get an alcohol addiction

[the--divine--machine]

I can fix that

[coffee--spill]

Bro no you cannot

[the--divine--machine]

Don’t doubt my will power to get my men happy

[coffee--spill]

Bro

Please imagine the tired face emoji here I don't have that on my keyboard and I'm not abt to go copy paste it I'm lazy

[the--divine--machine]

🫩 <- this?

Also you’re doubting my awsomeness rn and that’s not very awsome

[coffee--spill]

Yeah

No dude you're so awesome but would an alcoholic think you're more awesome than alcohol.

[the--divine--machine]

…okay so change of plans I’ll be an alcoholic with him

[coffee--spill]

You're 14 💔 or 13 I don't remember 💔

[the--divine--machine]

HELLO IM NOT 13 IM SOBBING

Okay so toss in the golden version of me idk,,

[coffee--spill]

Gna die of liver cancer before you shoot your shot

[the--divine--machine]

Nuh uh I’m too strong for that

[coffee--spill]

LIKE EVERY PART OF YOU IS DYING CONSTANTLY YOU ARE NOT SURVIVING CANCER 😭✌️

[the--divine--machine]

Shhhhhhhhhh Nuh uh I got this,,,,,, I’m like so cancer free,,,

[coffee--spill]

. You say that like a child character in a show where it immediately cuts to them dying in a hospital bed

[the--divine--machine]

Dawg I NEED a hospital bed im just too broke to afford any of the treatments i need

[coffee--spill]

Dude your country's healthcare system makes me angry like genuinely I don't know how your whole country isn't just. Like. Always angry I dunno like this sucks wow

[the--divine--machine]

Oh it’s because of the government having agents online to try and turn everything unserious so that people stop talking about the situations and treat them as jokes or normal issues

Like with rapists and sexual assaultists/abusers where people treat the situation as a meme instead of an actual problem

Anywho yeah the healthcare sucks so I’m just stuck with like the long list of problems 🥹✌️ and schools refuse to listen unless it’s highly visible or you have a thing from a doctor or hospital saying you’re NOT fine