W. Venable.

HR at Kineros Robotics. You will refer to me as Ms. Venable if you feel the need to talk to me. No, I don't bite, but don't expect me to entertain you should you behave like a child. It's simple, behave stupidly, get spoken to like you have the education equivalent to a toddler. 

[the-actual-wvenable]

That's great to hear. As for me, I'm better now that I'm chatting with you!

I don’t respond well to such attempts of… flattery. I recommend finding things that bring betterment to your life that don’t always revolve around others.

[surqrised]

“You’re a fighter. Look at everything you’ve overcome. Don’t give up now.”

— Olivia Benson

[the-actual-wvenable]

You seem like a calm and collected lady, and I love that! How are you?

I do try to be, I find it is something very important to strive for. I find it easier to think and make decisions with a collected mind.

I am well. How are you?

[integrahellsings]

American gods meme: Six Quotes → Media | 1.08 

[the-actual-wvenable]

i truthfully like you

Good for you. I don’t like you, so your emotions are wasted. I suggest you go for someone that isn’t already in a relationship.

[the-actual-wvenable]

I had a dream where I died. I think I want to relive that moment.

And miss out on the opportunity for things to get better? For you to prove people wrong? Why take the satisfaction of that from yourself?

I must say, it is extremely satisfying proving people wrong. Showing them how much better you are. Stronger. More capable than their pathetic little minds could ever comprehend. You are capable of so much.

[the-actual-wvenable]

i miss you dearest.

-💜

Who do you think you are calling me such a thing?

[the-actual-wvenable]

damn, you have a lot of fans

I wouldn’t call them fans, more like an annoying swarm of locusts… Excluding my love, of course.

[the-actual-wvenable]

Happy anniversary, lover. 💜

Has it already been one year on here? There’s no one else I’d rather spend my time with, dearest.

[the-actual-wvenable]

I understand why you find people annoying, Ms. Venable. I am very close to just ripping my hair out in pure rage if I don't throw these hands. My social battery is in the negative.

Congratulations, you're on my "Annoying Person" list. "Throw these hands"? How old are you? Twelve? Hands cannot be thrown, nor should they.

[the-actual-wvenable]

Now it was quite amusing to see them chat me up while you were directly behind them, and they didn’t even bother to stop. Wasn’t it, mi amor?

-💜

Amusing for you, perhaps, but not for me. I wanted them to take their tacky cane and leave.

[the-actual-wvenable]

I know you better than anyone, mi amor. It’s nearly as pathetic as that wannabe copycat- imposter we had a while back, isn’t it? Why would they continue to make a fool of themselves?

-💜

I couldn't be luckier, truly. They were awful- The amount of times they showed up at work claiming to be me was annoying to put it lightly. Now this person? A double tragedy. Two truly pathetic lives.

[the-actual-wvenable]

Certain people here should have their mouth sewn shut, before more shit spills from them. It’s so embarrassingly pathetic, it’s like no one ever taught them when it’s a good idea to shut the fuck up.

-💜

Thank you for putting what I was thinking into words, dearest. A bullet works too but that might be an overreaction...

[the-actual-wvenable]

oh, no. i wasn’t doing this on purpose. but hey, whatever fits your narrative, dear. i haven’t time for monogamy.

you’re just realising i’m a disgusting person? about time! took you long enough, i must say.

Are you quite done? I grew bored of this some time ago. It's like listening to a child talk nonsense. Annoying and boring. Your conversations could make the living wish for death.

[the-actual-wvenable]

oh, dear. what’re you gonna do? snap at me? hit me? dear me, i can’t help but wonder.

keep talking, carrot top. i guarantee it’ll only turn me on even more.

You’re disgusting. Forcing your repugnant desires onto me is not likely to have them reciprocated. Especially seeing as I am in a committed relationship, but no, continue making a fool of yourself.

[the-actual-wvenable]

oh dear. touched a nerve, did i? which ones was it - the ones in your back? my deepest apologies, madam. i do hope you make a full recovery.

There are over two hundred nerves in the human body, and you’re somehow getting on every single one of them.

[the-actual-wvenable]

comments? why i’d go as far to say they’re facts. but, i shouldn’t argue, you wouldn’t want to be bedbound for the rest of the day, would you?

If what you say is false, they’re no longer facts.

Careful or you’ll end up as stew.