AnasAbdin
@theartofmadeline
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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Love Begins
almost home
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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Product Placement
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oozey mess
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pixel skylines
Three Goblin Art
tumblr dot com
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@the-alpacat
fat
WATCH OUT HE’S GOT A KNIFE
whaoah…. its ok guys he was just buttering his toast
OH FUCK OH GOD HES GOT A GUN
oh, its alright! he was just shooting his toast because he cant eat
:0 Guys look! He’s learning how to eat!
HE’S DOING IT!!!
HE DID IT!!!!
D'aawww look at him munchin’!
Uhh guys he’s munchin’ a little too fast
GUYS HELP HE’S OUT OF CONTROL
Oh, looks like he's done!
Good fat boy!
SPAM
Get yourself un-shadowbanned That post seems to be going around a bit but not the reblog on how to fix it, so here’s another
Go to postlimit, put in your blog name, TAKE A SCREENSHOT
Go to tumblr support and file a support ticket. Category: Blog incorrectly marked explicit. Details: posts hidden from search results. Attach the screenshot. Do this even if you’ve already filed a support ticket N days ago without a screenshot. Make sure the relevant blog is chosen and you have the right contact email address.
They got back to me within an hour.
Seriously - follow this. I was shadow-banned, and they fixed it within seconds.
Not an exaggeration - I got the “we received your ticket” and “we’ve fixed it” e-mail in the same minute.
ok I filled this support form out TWICE without hearing back from staff for weeks, but literally the second i sent the form with the screenshot the problem was resolved - there is clearly some sort of bot checking for attachments so this is a genuinely good solution if you’ve been shadowbanned
Moving from the Tumblers
Yeah so I'm gonna move from Tumblr to Twitter. I'll keep my account here and still be a bit active, but not as much. Follow me if ya want lmao
https://twitter.com/Alpacat2
The latest Tweets from Alpacat (@Alpacat2). oh boy. New South Wales, Australia
where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate
thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf
This hurt my feelings
How is this so accurate???????
The Barnum effect
That’s pretty freaking accurate WHAT!?!?
How dare you call me out on my stress and financial issues?!
I did not come here to be roasted
“You expect far too much understanding for your needs from other people, and as a result, you often feel disappointed” excuse you who gave you the right to read my mind?
salute
use music to convey things about a character
This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going
This is so fucking stupid I love it
god i love homestuck
god i love homestuck
god i love homestuck
god i love homestuck
god i love homestuck
god i love homestuck
god i love homestuck
Yo! @staff
Why do all the black hash tags no longer exist?
And yet we still have all of these…
You have some explaining to do staff
I THOUGHT IT WAS MY PHONE. Black girls doesn’t even fucking work. Please boost this guys! PLEASE!
Oh my fucking god WHAT
Idk what y'all on about (I even tried all the tags above. Still worked for me)
Hey @revolutionaryduelist, not sure if you've seen this before but can you do a quick God Tier analysis for Tumblr?
I know the light symbol shows up even if the user is not a Hero of Light but we need to know either way to stop the wars within the notes.
this hurt me to make
Actually fucking perish holy shit
Good morning! I’m salty.
I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.
This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.
You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.
“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.
If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.
This needs to be reblogged today.
Consenting to see adult content doesn’t mean you should have to see a bunch of shit romanticizing incest and pedophilia you walnut
Except this is the last line of consent before the actual work. So if you’re at this button you have already done the following:
1) chosen to go onto AO3 in the first place
2) chosen the fandom you wish to read about
3) had the chance to filter for the things you do want to see like a specific pairing or a specific AU
4) had the chance to specifically filter out any tags you don’t want to see like, oh I don’t know, incest and non-con and dub-con and paedophilia
5) had the chance to set the rating level if you wish to remove any explicit content at all
6) have read the summary of the story, which aren’t always great but are the only indicator of what the story will be like writing wise so something about it was good enough for you to click on it.
7) have read the tags of the story which will tell you what is actually in the story. If you have used filters to remove stories with things you don’t want then there shouldn’t be anything in here that’s a shock to you but maybe there is. That’s why the tags are there for you to check for yourself.
8) Then you have to actually click on the story. You cannot see anything other than the summary or the tags without personally deciding that you are going to open and read this story.
9) Only here, at step number nine, do you get to the adult content warning pictured above. You have been through eight different steps, the last six of which have also been opportunities for you to see that this has adult content. And AO3 has *STILL* stopped you to ask one last time “are you sure you want to read this because it has things that only adults should see in it”.
If after this point you are reading incest and paedophilia then it’s probably because you specifically went looking for it.
You walnut.
it was an honor being horny with you all
I'm crying holy shit
TT: Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
GA: Im Already Tracer
TT: What about Widowmaker?
AG: I’m already Widowm8ker!!!!!!!!
TT: I’ll be Bastion.
TG: nerf bastion
TT: You’re right. So, Winston?
GC: 1 W4NN4 B3 W1NSTON
TT: I guess I’ll be Genji.
CG: I’M ALREADY GENJI.
TT: Then I’ll be McCree.
GG: i already chose mccree!
TT: I have an idea.
EB: what’s your idea?
TT: You should be…
AA: im not gonna be mercy
Is it bad I want to draw this
It’s a hazy day out, so you decide to just stay at home, drink some wine, and relax in the cozy atmosphere of your apartment. Then, not even 5 minutes into your self declared “me day,” you hear a knock on your door. You go to open it and see a flustered, slightly grungy young man holding a bouquet of roses. “God,” he says, smiling a bit. “You’re as beautiful as the day I killed you.”
"What the shit." You mutter, looking down at your hands.
A ghostly, translucent white. You're not sure how you have never noticed this before.
"Well then." You stare back up at the man. Well, what was the man. Instead of the man standing outside of the door, a black-cloaked figure stood infront of you.
"Greetings." A soft breeze whispered, like the wind was talking for them. "I am Death."
All you could do was stare. Was this a dream or something? You look back down at your hands.
Yep, still ghost hands.
"Hi, Death." You greet. Why was Death here?
Alright, that was a bit of a stupid question. You're dead, obviously. But didn't Death only come for the newly dead? Wait, how long have you been dead for?
"May I come in?" Death asked. Before you could even answer however, Death simply hovered in. Rude.
"Why are you here?" You blurted out. You mean, you're just simply curious. Here you were, having a Me day when suddenly Death shows up. What even.
"Even I, Death need Me days sometimes. It gets hard reaping souls 24/7." Death 'said,' despite it not coming from his mouth. Wait, does Death even have a mouth? God, so many unanswered questions.
Death sat down on a chair parallel to yours. "Come, take a seat, child. You probably have a few questions, yes?" Death questioned. You sat down on your chair and picked up your glass of wine.
"Yes, actually. First off, what the fuck is happening?" You interrogated Death.
"Right, newer spirits tend to not know things." Death said with a hint of smugness laced in his cold, dead whispers. "Well first off, you're dead. The exact reason why you're dead is because of blood loss due to a gun. Tragic." Death started, sarcasm embedded in his tone when he said the word 'tragic.'
"Second, I can 'revive' spirits who are dead and visit them. I usually only do this when said spirit is facing judgment or me days. Your revival is the latter." Death simply said, staring into your soul.
"Any more questions?" Death asked. Oh boy, this is going to be fun.
"Who was that man and why were you him?" You asked. Simple enough question.
"When it comes to first-time spirits, I need a way to 'access' your soul. Easiest way to do that is with your true love. Most people never get to meet them, so it's usually somebody they don't recognise." Death responded. So wait, that was your true love? Damn, you wish you could've met them.
"Is this my soul? You mentioned that you needed to access my soul. Is that what we're in right now?" You asked. If this was your soul, it's pretty cozy.
"Yes." Well that was straightforward.
"Why my soul? Why me instead of the million other spirits out there?" You asked. Death took in a deep breath, like he had been asked this question a million times. Wait, Death probably has been asked that question a million times. Whoops.
"Because I did. I looked for the soul I wanted and then entered. Most soul's interior are of outdoor places or crowded areas. I just felt like being indoors for once. Not many people have that as their interior, y'know?" Death sighed, looking out onto the misty terrain surrounding your apartment.
"I see." Is all you could really say. You looked into the horizon, staying silent.
This would be a long day with Death
