The Banzai Blasters

Asks for Darkstar open. asks for Spike open.

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Did Fred say anything on why he was knocked out?

He just said he was tired... he's tired a lot lately.

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Wellfoxdenitisntmineeither

//An ask blog needs asks

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thisisabitdeadhuh

///not sure who you are but guess who's fault it is

///spoiler alert it's not mine

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Ah! Fred woke up everyone! Panic over!

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*Inhale* DARK STAR DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON BEN

...Just a little one...

Pleasedon'ttellhim

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y'all gay

What? I mean...I do have a crush on him but I don't get why you feel the need to point it out?

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Maybe you should tell Fred’s parents he passed out. That seems pretty serious.

I would if I know how to get into contact with them, I don't even know if he has them. He lives alone...

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Spike! Do you and Car Crash hang out a lot?

Eh not really, he's just the only dude who I know where he lives other then boss- but boss lives with his mom's. Fred is actually really private, he barely talks about his life outside of the blasters but he's very good to vent to...his house is wierd too...

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A fight with your parents? That sounds bad. Do you wanna tell us about it?

Yeah...my mom found this guy and she wanted me to date him and like- I don't wanna just date someone just because he's rich and my mom likes him so we yelled and it was kinda bad and I stormed off...

But anyway- no one's helped me with Fred yet.

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Spike? How’d you get into Car Crash’s house?

I had a fight with my parents and he let me stay the night! He's such a bro!

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a hello? anyone in? im slightly concerned

im at car crashs house and hes sorta just...

passed out

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Honey anon here! I’ve got enough for all the blasters! [hands Darkstar a basket full of jars of honey]

Oh? Thank you? I know that Crusher likes honey at least. I'll be sure to give it to him...

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Do you want to try asking Ben whats troubling them?

Well it's the next morning and he's asleep so...maybe I'll ask when he's awake.

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*Xy gives both Dark Star and Ben a hug.* My new babies...

Ah- Thank you? I'll tell Ben you said that...

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Ramen Ramen Ramen Ramen Ramen Ramen Ram-

Yep, I've added some egg and soy to mine! I don't add the soy to Ben's though because I know he doesn't like it.

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Glad he's feeling a little better, but keep an eye on him and while you're at it be a friend!! Hang out with him and ask if he's ok, that sort of thing.

Yes, we're just eating some ramen together. I'm still worried but he seems to be happy at least.

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Just michealwaved some Roman numerals, bone fuck my ray romano bluray.

Pardon?