#darkstar posts

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Has Fred always been sad or is this a new thing?

What? Do you mean Ben? Because I definitely said Ben.

I mean

Fred is kinda sad too but he's never broke out sobbing like Ben is.

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Dark Star give him a hug he needs one

Ok! Good idea!!

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Just michealwaved some Roman numerals, bone fuck my ray romano bluray.

Pardon?

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Guys? Can anyone hear me? Can you see this? Right, ok.

Hi I'm Darkstar, one of the banzai blasters. I'm using this to communicate with you guys. It'll be like a journal. The other blasters can't see my posts and I can't see theirs. Got it?

I'm sorta worried about Ben, he's seeming very sad and stressed and it's like- past midnight and he refuses food. I'm so concerned.

What do you think?

[the-banzai-blasters]

*Inhale* DARK STAR DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON BEN

...Just a little one...

Pleasedon'ttellhim

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He is smiling now!!! He is also eating the ramen I made!! Thanks guys!

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y'all gay

What? I mean...I do have a crush on him but I don't get why you feel the need to point it out?

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Honey anon here! I’ve got enough for all the blasters! [hands Darkstar a basket full of jars of honey]

Oh? Thank you? I know that Crusher likes honey at least. I'll be sure to give it to him...