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Atlas Romanoff-Maximoff Gladstone

[the-best-duck-tamer]

My name is Atlas Romanoff-Maximoff and I'm twenty two years old. My parents are the best ones I could ask for. I have two amazing daughters, and lots of aunts. I’m trying to figure myself out ever since I escaped while taking care of my kids after a divorce. I do have 80hds and am slightly blind. Im bisexual, poly and trans. Pronouns are he/him.

Rules: no NFST allowed. No hate against anyone in the lgbtq+ community

Mama: @just-a-fucking-civilian Maman: @moongirlwidow Momma: @natalia-reflecting Mami: @mrs-jarvelous

father figure: @under0-0s

Siblings: @andsoigotabutterfly @azalea-romanoff @ultimatedreamer104 @poor-lost-leo @maggiemelodies09

Aunts: @midtown-braincell-holder @scarlett-winthrop-maximoff @your-fav-russian-assassin @vanessa-howlett @kates-woman @puppy-love-canis

Uncles: @official-pietro-maximoff @official-buckybarnes

cousins: @sienna-maximoff

Nephews or Nieces: @jonny-do-shifty-thingy @iyla-difransisco

Children: Senor Pato, Alfredo, George, Nibbles, Lucy, @luna-st-james

mod is @the-one-and-only-guck

[the-best-duck-tamer]

do you know what kermit the fag uwu is doing? I used to follow them but they disappeared:(

they’re fine don’t worry!

also sorry for the late response, this account has pretty much been abandoned and i have a new account that i use

[thememedaddy]

[gabi-the-thespian]

He knocks on her bedroom door a few days after she patches him up, holding up an invitation.

"Hey darling, I'm invited to this gala I think. It's kinda hard for me to understand what it's trying to say. Anyways I was wondering if you would do me the honors of being my plus one?"

Gabi’s eyes light up and she nods, smiling as she opens the door wider for him

“I’d love to! Are you sure?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He smiles back. “I’m absolutely sure. I’d normally invite Luna, but she insisted I invite you instead. Besides, I wouldn’t pass up some time with one of the best people on this planet.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi hums, nodding. “Of course she did,” they chuckle. “I love you”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I mean, can you blame her?” His breath hitches slightly, mostly in surprise. He looks into her eyes to see if she’s lying. Once he sees that she isn’t, he relaxes. “I love you too.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi pauses, starting to say something and then realizing what she’s said instinctively. But at the response, she breaks into a smile and takes the steps forward to kiss him

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He drops the invite, not paying attention to where it lands. He carefully places his hands on her waist, not wanting to make her uncomfortable in anyway.

[gabi-the-thespian]

She melts in, smiling at the hand as theirs loop around his neck. “Nice cologne..” they murmur

[the-best-duck-tamer]

"Thanks..." He's just taking her in, not really believing that this was happening.

[gabi-the-thespian]

“Of course… you always smell so nice…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He smiles more. “Well I’m glad you think so.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You should, like… come in if you have time,” they mention softly, looking up. “I’d love some time even if it’s just a bit”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I have time right now, if you want me to stay for a while that is.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“I would, especially if we can cuddle,” Gabi hums, kissing him again. “I’ve got plenty of room”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He leans into it before responding, “That sounds wonderful then.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

As the pair make their way to the living area, Gabi squeezes his hand. “Hold or be held?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Can I hold for a bit and then be held?”

[gabi-the-thespian]

She melts, waiting for him to settle on the sofa before laying down, head on his chest. “That sounds perfect…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Not as perfect as being with the most amazing person on this planet.” He smiles at her.

[gabi-the-thespian]

She turns red,hiding in his chest. “Stop being so great,” she whines. “I don’t know how to handle it”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“That’s alright, although the only person who’s great here is you”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You’re a great partner. And an even better dad. And also great looking, great at music, great cook, great cuddler…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I just happen to be good at those things darling.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You’re good at being my boyfriend,” she murmurs shyly, kissing his cheek. “And I’ve never had anyone be good at that before”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He just smiles at her, “I’m glad I’m good at that then.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi nods, leaning in. “This… this might be a bad thing to say but… uh… sometimes I think I might be nonbinary”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He kisses her gently and plays with Gabi's hair before saying, "It's not a bad thing to say. Do you want me to change the way I address you or is there something else you want me to do?"

[gabi-the-thespian]

They smile shyly, hiding her face. “I… I don’t know… you fell for a woman. I didn’t know if your want something else…” Gabi considers the offer, letting him play with her hair. “They, maybe. I. When anyone anyone says ‘she’ I feel like… like they must mean someone else”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He tilts her head to look at him. “I didn’t fall in love with a woman, I fell in love with the amazing Gabi. If you want me to use different pronouns then that’s what I’ll do darling.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

They hide their face, quietly leaning in. “I… uh… yes please”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He kisses their head, “If I ever forget please remind me, but I’ll do my best to remember.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“I know you will… please just hold me, stay, and I’ll be happy.” They hum quietly, nuzzling in

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I’ll stay as long as you want me to and hold you as long as you want me to, I swear.”

[midtown-braincell-holder]

He shuffles over to her, wearing some of her and Vera’s clothes. “Tia? A variant of Maman’s brother told me something, and I wanted to ask for some reassurance and advice before I tell her.”

MJ smiles gently, opening her arms to hug. “Go ahead, kiddo”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He waddles into her arms. “I guess I could call him tio Bucky? Anyways, I saw him with a variant of Yelena and I think she was drunk cause they were talking bout alcohol. And when I asked, he told me to shoo and that he more important things to deal with. And I dunno what to do about. I wanna tell Maman but I’m not sure..”

[midtown-braincell-holder]

“Oh honey… that’s bullshit. That’s a shitty, abusive, undeserving version of him,” MJ replies instantly. “Your Maman would offer to end him over that”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He just hides his face in her neck. “I don’t want her to do that..I just don’t know how to react to it.”

[midtown-braincell-holder]

“That’s fair… do you want to talk about more?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I just- I don’t know. I know that I don’t talk to him as much as before because he’s busy with his own stuff, but it still hurt Tia.”

[midtown-braincell-holder]

“I know, it can’t have not”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I dunno what to do..”

[gabi-the-thespian]

He knocks on her bedroom door a few days after she patches him up, holding up an invitation.

"Hey darling, I'm invited to this gala I think. It's kinda hard for me to understand what it's trying to say. Anyways I was wondering if you would do me the honors of being my plus one?"

Gabi’s eyes light up and she nods, smiling as she opens the door wider for him

“I’d love to! Are you sure?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He smiles back. “I’m absolutely sure. I’d normally invite Luna, but she insisted I invite you instead. Besides, I wouldn’t pass up some time with one of the best people on this planet.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi hums, nodding. “Of course she did,” they chuckle. “I love you”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I mean, can you blame her?” His breath hitches slightly, mostly in surprise. He looks into her eyes to see if she’s lying. Once he sees that she isn’t, he relaxes. “I love you too.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi pauses, starting to say something and then realizing what she’s said instinctively. But at the response, she breaks into a smile and takes the steps forward to kiss him

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He drops the invite, not paying attention to where it lands. He carefully places his hands on her waist, not wanting to make her uncomfortable in anyway.

[gabi-the-thespian]

She melts in, smiling at the hand as theirs loop around his neck. “Nice cologne..” they murmur

[the-best-duck-tamer]

"Thanks..." He's just taking her in, not really believing that this was happening.

[gabi-the-thespian]

“Of course… you always smell so nice…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He smiles more. “Well I’m glad you think so.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You should, like… come in if you have time,” they mention softly, looking up. “I’d love some time even if it’s just a bit”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I have time right now, if you want me to stay for a while that is.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“I would, especially if we can cuddle,” Gabi hums, kissing him again. “I’ve got plenty of room”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He leans into it before responding, “That sounds wonderful then.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

As the pair make their way to the living area, Gabi squeezes his hand. “Hold or be held?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Can I hold for a bit and then be held?”

[gabi-the-thespian]

She melts, waiting for him to settle on the sofa before laying down, head on his chest. “That sounds perfect…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Not as perfect as being with the most amazing person on this planet.” He smiles at her.

[gabi-the-thespian]

She turns red,hiding in his chest. “Stop being so great,” she whines. “I don’t know how to handle it”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“That’s alright, although the only person who’s great here is you”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You’re a great partner. And an even better dad. And also great looking, great at music, great cook, great cuddler…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I just happen to be good at those things darling.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You’re good at being my boyfriend,” she murmurs shyly, kissing his cheek. “And I’ve never had anyone be good at that before”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He just smiles at her, “I’m glad I’m good at that then.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi nods, leaning in. “This… this might be a bad thing to say but… uh… sometimes I think I might be nonbinary”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He kisses her gently and plays with Gabi's hair before saying, "It's not a bad thing to say. Do you want me to change the way I address you or is there something else you want me to do?"

[gabi-the-thespian]

They smile shyly, hiding her face. “I… I don’t know… you fell for a woman. I didn’t know if your want something else…” Gabi considers the offer, letting him play with her hair. “They, maybe. I. When anyone anyone says ‘she’ I feel like… like they must mean someone else”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He tilts her head to look at him. “I didn’t fall in love with a woman, I fell in love with the amazing Gabi. If you want me to use different pronouns then that’s what I’ll do darling.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

They hide their face, quietly leaning in. “I… uh… yes please”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He kisses their head, “If I ever forget please remind me, but I’ll do my best to remember.”

[midtown-braincell-holder]

He shuffles over to her, wearing some of her and Vera’s clothes. “Tia? A variant of Maman’s brother told me something, and I wanted to ask for some reassurance and advice before I tell her.”

MJ smiles gently, opening her arms to hug. “Go ahead, kiddo”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He waddles into her arms. “I guess I could call him tio Bucky? Anyways, I saw him with a variant of Yelena and I think she was drunk cause they were talking bout alcohol. And when I asked, he told me to shoo and that he more important things to deal with. And I dunno what to do about. I wanna tell Maman but I’m not sure..”

[midtown-braincell-holder]

“Oh honey… that’s bullshit. That’s a shitty, abusive, undeserving version of him,” MJ replies instantly. “Your Maman would offer to end him over that”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He just hides his face in her neck. “I don’t want her to do that..I just don’t know how to react to it.”

[midtown-braincell-holder]

“That’s fair… do you want to talk about more?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I just- I don’t know. I know that I don’t talk to him as much as before because he’s busy with his own stuff, but it still hurt Tia.”

[midtown-braincell-holder]

He shuffles over to her, wearing some of her and Vera’s clothes. “Tia? A variant of Maman’s brother told me something, and I wanted to ask for some reassurance and advice before I tell her.”

MJ smiles gently, opening her arms to hug. “Go ahead, kiddo”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He waddles into her arms. “I guess I could call him tio Bucky? Anyways, I saw him with a variant of Yelena and I think she was drunk cause they were talking bout alcohol. And when I asked, he told me to shoo and that he more important things to deal with. And I dunno what to do about. I wanna tell Maman but I’m not sure..”

[midtown-braincell-holder]

“Oh honey… that’s bullshit. That’s a shitty, abusive, undeserving version of him,” MJ replies instantly. “Your Maman would offer to end him over that”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He just hides his face in her neck. “I don’t want her to do that..I just don’t know how to react to it.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

He knocks on her bedroom door a few days after she patches him up, holding up an invitation.

"Hey darling, I'm invited to this gala I think. It's kinda hard for me to understand what it's trying to say. Anyways I was wondering if you would do me the honors of being my plus one?"

Gabi’s eyes light up and she nods, smiling as she opens the door wider for him

“I’d love to! Are you sure?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He smiles back. “I’m absolutely sure. I’d normally invite Luna, but she insisted I invite you instead. Besides, I wouldn’t pass up some time with one of the best people on this planet.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi hums, nodding. “Of course she did,” they chuckle. “I love you”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I mean, can you blame her?” His breath hitches slightly, mostly in surprise. He looks into her eyes to see if she’s lying. Once he sees that she isn’t, he relaxes. “I love you too.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi pauses, starting to say something and then realizing what she’s said instinctively. But at the response, she breaks into a smile and takes the steps forward to kiss him

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He drops the invite, not paying attention to where it lands. He carefully places his hands on her waist, not wanting to make her uncomfortable in anyway.

[gabi-the-thespian]

She melts in, smiling at the hand as theirs loop around his neck. “Nice cologne..” they murmur

[the-best-duck-tamer]

"Thanks..." He's just taking her in, not really believing that this was happening.

[gabi-the-thespian]

“Of course… you always smell so nice…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He smiles more. “Well I’m glad you think so.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You should, like… come in if you have time,” they mention softly, looking up. “I’d love some time even if it’s just a bit”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I have time right now, if you want me to stay for a while that is.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“I would, especially if we can cuddle,” Gabi hums, kissing him again. “I’ve got plenty of room”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He leans into it before responding, “That sounds wonderful then.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

As the pair make their way to the living area, Gabi squeezes his hand. “Hold or be held?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Can I hold for a bit and then be held?”

[gabi-the-thespian]

She melts, waiting for him to settle on the sofa before laying down, head on his chest. “That sounds perfect…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Not as perfect as being with the most amazing person on this planet.” He smiles at her.

[gabi-the-thespian]

She turns red,hiding in his chest. “Stop being so great,” she whines. “I don’t know how to handle it”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“That’s alright, although the only person who’s great here is you”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You’re a great partner. And an even better dad. And also great looking, great at music, great cook, great cuddler…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I just happen to be good at those things darling.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You’re good at being my boyfriend,” she murmurs shyly, kissing his cheek. “And I’ve never had anyone be good at that before”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He just smiles at her, “I’m glad I’m good at that then.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi nods, leaning in. “This… this might be a bad thing to say but… uh… sometimes I think I might be nonbinary”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He kisses her gently and plays with Gabi's hair before saying, "It's not a bad thing to say. Do you want me to change the way I address you or is there something else you want me to do?"

[gabi-the-thespian]

They smile shyly, hiding her face. “I… I don’t know… you fell for a woman. I didn’t know if your want something else…” Gabi considers the offer, letting him play with her hair. “They, maybe. I. When anyone anyone says ‘she’ I feel like… like they must mean someone else”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He tilts her head to look at him. “I didn’t fall in love with a woman, I fell in love with the amazing Gabi. If you want me to use different pronouns then that’s what I’ll do darling.”

[midtown-braincell-holder]

He shuffles over to her, wearing some of her and Vera’s clothes. “Tia? A variant of Maman’s brother told me something, and I wanted to ask for some reassurance and advice before I tell her.”

MJ smiles gently, opening her arms to hug. “Go ahead, kiddo”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He waddles into her arms. “I guess I could call him tio Bucky? Anyways, I saw him with a variant of Yelena and I think she was drunk cause they were talking bout alcohol. And when I asked, he told me to shoo and that he more important things to deal with. And I dunno what to do about. I wanna tell Maman but I’m not sure..”

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

NOW IM PREACHING TO THE CHRIOR CAN I GET THE MIC A LITTLE HIGHER UHM I FORGOT

SOMETHING SOMETHING YOUR IDOL

[official-buckybarnes]

uh huh…

[official-redguardian]

Yelena, you very Rumi.

[official-buckybarnes]

What?

[marchingbandaddict]

K-pop Demon Hunters is actually pretty good. I recommend that you watch it Mr. Barnes

[official-buckybarnes]

I’m not really into television much. Thank you though.

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

You ne e d to watch it dideeeeee

[official-buckybarnes]

Are you drunk off of Vodka? Huh? Is that what this is? How many times have I told you about this, ‘Lena?

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

I’m not drunk I’m just built different you wouldn’t understand ugh

[official-buckybarnes]

Mhm…alright. C’mon.

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

WHEERE ARE WE GOING TO

NUH UH IM STAYING RIGHT HERE THANK YOUUU

[official-buckybarnes]

Mmmnope. We’re going to go sit down in the common area and wait until you’re all sober.

[the-best-duck-tamer]

Vodka?

[official-buckybarnes]

“No. Shoo. Not now, kiddo. Got more important things to handle right now.” He clears his throat, looking at Yelena.

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Right, sorry tio,” He says, clearing his throat and stands up straighter before leaving.

[official-buckybarnes]

“Hey, want come help me get her on the couch, yeah?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Uh, only if I’m not intruding.”

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

Nuh uh. I’m staying where I am. If I want to go somewhere I’ll do it myself. Not be dragged oh my goshhhhhhhhhah

[the-best-duck-tamer]

Hey Tia, I got hot sauce. You can get drunk on that to remember? We did that experiment and got really drunk?

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

*gasps* HOT SAUCE?!?!?

[the-best-duck-tamer]

Yeah, got like ten bottles in my bag.

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

GIMME PUHLEASE I NEED IT

IM DYING WITHOUT ITTTTTT PLEASEEEERRR I NEED HOT SAUCE TO LIV E

DO YOU WANT ME DO DIE HUH???!???!?!?!??!??!!!?!!!!!!!?!!?!?!?!!?!!?!!!!

Wait… do you have macaroni too?

[the-best-duck-tamer]

*he laughs* I think I have some in my backpack. *he pulls his bag off and hands her a box of warm macaroni with a bottle of hot sauce*

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

*LE EPIC GASP*

Fineeeeeee, I’ll sit on the couchhhhhhhhh

[the-best-duck-tamer]

If you stay there for a while, I’ll make you some more too

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

OH NY GOD

DEAL!! RAHHHHHH

[the-best-duck-tamer]

Go and sit, I’ll start making it

@official-buckybarnes that’s how you do it

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

*sits down and stares at him*

[the-best-duck-tamer]

*starts making more macaroni, making sure to keep an eye on her*

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

*is just staring into his soul the entire time* how much longerrrrrrrr you need to hurry upppppppppp im hungryyyyyyyy

[the-best-duck-tamer]

Alright alright, I’m coming Tia *walks over to her, holding a plate full of macaroni*

[the-forgotten-girl]

*sitting with him with headphones playing Golden or How it’s done.*

[the-best-duck-tamer]

Hey hermana

[the-forgotten-girl]

Hey hermano

[the-best-duck-tamer]

How you doing?

[the-forgotten-girl]

“im good.”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I’m glad.”

[the-forgotten-girl]

“Same here.”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He thinks for a bit before saying, “I have a partner now.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

He knocks on her bedroom door a few days after she patches him up, holding up an invitation.

"Hey darling, I'm invited to this gala I think. It's kinda hard for me to understand what it's trying to say. Anyways I was wondering if you would do me the honors of being my plus one?"

Gabi’s eyes light up and she nods, smiling as she opens the door wider for him

“I’d love to! Are you sure?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He smiles back. “I’m absolutely sure. I’d normally invite Luna, but she insisted I invite you instead. Besides, I wouldn’t pass up some time with one of the best people on this planet.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi hums, nodding. “Of course she did,” they chuckle. “I love you”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I mean, can you blame her?” His breath hitches slightly, mostly in surprise. He looks into her eyes to see if she’s lying. Once he sees that she isn’t, he relaxes. “I love you too.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi pauses, starting to say something and then realizing what she’s said instinctively. But at the response, she breaks into a smile and takes the steps forward to kiss him

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He drops the invite, not paying attention to where it lands. He carefully places his hands on her waist, not wanting to make her uncomfortable in anyway.

[gabi-the-thespian]

She melts in, smiling at the hand as theirs loop around his neck. “Nice cologne..” they murmur

[the-best-duck-tamer]

"Thanks..." He's just taking her in, not really believing that this was happening.

[gabi-the-thespian]

“Of course… you always smell so nice…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He smiles more. “Well I’m glad you think so.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You should, like… come in if you have time,” they mention softly, looking up. “I’d love some time even if it’s just a bit”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I have time right now, if you want me to stay for a while that is.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“I would, especially if we can cuddle,” Gabi hums, kissing him again. “I’ve got plenty of room”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He leans into it before responding, “That sounds wonderful then.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

As the pair make their way to the living area, Gabi squeezes his hand. “Hold or be held?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Can I hold for a bit and then be held?”

[gabi-the-thespian]

She melts, waiting for him to settle on the sofa before laying down, head on his chest. “That sounds perfect…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Not as perfect as being with the most amazing person on this planet.” He smiles at her.

[gabi-the-thespian]

She turns red,hiding in his chest. “Stop being so great,” she whines. “I don’t know how to handle it”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“That’s alright, although the only person who’s great here is you”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You’re a great partner. And an even better dad. And also great looking, great at music, great cook, great cuddler…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I just happen to be good at those things darling.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You’re good at being my boyfriend,” she murmurs shyly, kissing his cheek. “And I’ve never had anyone be good at that before”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He just smiles at her, “I’m glad I’m good at that then.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi nods, leaning in. “This… this might be a bad thing to say but… uh… sometimes I think I might be nonbinary”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He kisses her gently and plays with Gabi's hair before saying, "It's not a bad thing to say. Do you want me to change the way I address you or is there something else you want me to do?"

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

NOW IM PREACHING TO THE CHRIOR CAN I GET THE MIC A LITTLE HIGHER UHM I FORGOT

SOMETHING SOMETHING YOUR IDOL

[official-buckybarnes]

uh huh…

[official-redguardian]

Yelena, you very Rumi.

[official-buckybarnes]

What?

[marchingbandaddict]

K-pop Demon Hunters is actually pretty good. I recommend that you watch it Mr. Barnes

[official-buckybarnes]

I’m not really into television much. Thank you though.

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

You ne e d to watch it dideeeeee

[official-buckybarnes]

Are you drunk off of Vodka? Huh? Is that what this is? How many times have I told you about this, ‘Lena?

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

I’m not drunk I’m just built different you wouldn’t understand ugh

[official-buckybarnes]

Mhm…alright. C’mon.

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

WHEERE ARE WE GOING TO

NUH UH IM STAYING RIGHT HERE THANK YOUUU

[official-buckybarnes]

Mmmnope. We’re going to go sit down in the common area and wait until you’re all sober.

[the-best-duck-tamer]

Vodka?

[official-buckybarnes]

“No. Shoo. Not now, kiddo. Got more important things to handle right now.” He clears his throat, looking at Yelena.

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Right, sorry tio,” He says, clearing his throat and stands up straighter before leaving.

[official-buckybarnes]

“Hey, want come help me get her on the couch, yeah?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Uh, only if I’m not intruding.”

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

Nuh uh. I’m staying where I am. If I want to go somewhere I’ll do it myself. Not be dragged oh my goshhhhhhhhhah

[the-best-duck-tamer]

Hey Tia, I got hot sauce. You can get drunk on that to remember? We did that experiment and got really drunk?

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

*gasps* HOT SAUCE?!?!?

[the-best-duck-tamer]

Yeah, got like ten bottles in my bag.

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

GIMME PUHLEASE I NEED IT

IM DYING WITHOUT ITTTTTT PLEASEEEERRR I NEED HOT SAUCE TO LIV E

DO YOU WANT ME DO DIE HUH???!???!?!?!??!??!!!?!!!!!!!?!!?!?!?!!?!!?!!!!

Wait… do you have macaroni too?

[the-best-duck-tamer]

*he laughs* I think I have some in my backpack. *he pulls his bag off and hands her a box of warm macaroni with a bottle of hot sauce*

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

*LE EPIC GASP*

Fineeeeeee, I’ll sit on the couchhhhhhhhh

[the-best-duck-tamer]

If you stay there for a while, I’ll make you some more too

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

OH NY GOD

DEAL!! RAHHHHHH

[the-best-duck-tamer]

Go and sit, I’ll start making it

@official-buckybarnes that’s how you do it

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

*sits down and stares at him*

[the-best-duck-tamer]

*starts making more macaroni, making sure to keep an eye on her*

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

*is just staring into his soul the entire time* how much longerrrrrrrr you need to hurry upppppppppp im hungryyyyyyyy

[the-best-duck-tamer]

Alright alright, I’m coming Tia *walks over to her, holding a plate full of macaroni*

[the-forgotten-girl]

*sitting with him with headphones playing Golden or How it’s done.*

[the-best-duck-tamer]

Hey hermana

[the-forgotten-girl]

Hey hermano

[the-best-duck-tamer]

How you doing?

[the-forgotten-girl]

“im good.”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I’m glad.”

[luna-st-james]

He knocks on her doorframe. "You wanna have a movie night kid?"

“Yes, please!”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Come on, I got your sister and Essie in the living room eating all the snacks* He smiles.

[luna-st-james]

“Ooooo!” She jumps up, grabbing a blanket to hop over

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He follows right behind her, humming a tune he’s working on.

[luna-st-james]

She scoops up Essie as soon as she’s spotted the rabbit, cuddling her close and finding a spot on the sofa

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He sits on the floor picking Lucy up, staying near enough Luna that she could reach out to him and far enough that she has space to spread out.

[luna-st-james]

She flops comfortably out, nesting blankets around herself happily. “What’re we watching?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

"I figured we could watch something from when I was a kid?"

[luna-st-james]

Luna grinned playfully. “Soo… like Charlie Chaplin? Or just listen to a radio show?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He groans playfully. “Not that old kiddo. And I’m pretty sure that’s actually way older than me.”

[luna-st-james]

She grins. “Who knows or cares?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He grins back as he turns to look at her. “I’m insulted you think I’m that old.”

[luna-st-james]

“You’re my dad, it’s my job to think you’re old”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He gasps, “Unfortunately for me, that is true.”

[luna-st-james]

Luna grins. “Uh, me and Alina are back together, by the way…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Is she treating you good?”

[luna-st-james]

“She’s been better about communicating… and… and she’s trying. She’s holding my hand sometimes… she gave me a hug. I think she’s gonna do therapy”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He smiles at her, “I’m glad then kiddo, I’m glad there’s progress.”

[luna-st-james]

“Me too… we… it’s hard. But better”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He just smiles, "im glad baby."

[gabi-the-thespian]

He knocks on her bedroom door a few days after she patches him up, holding up an invitation.

"Hey darling, I'm invited to this gala I think. It's kinda hard for me to understand what it's trying to say. Anyways I was wondering if you would do me the honors of being my plus one?"

Gabi’s eyes light up and she nods, smiling as she opens the door wider for him

“I’d love to! Are you sure?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He smiles back. “I’m absolutely sure. I’d normally invite Luna, but she insisted I invite you instead. Besides, I wouldn’t pass up some time with one of the best people on this planet.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi hums, nodding. “Of course she did,” they chuckle. “I love you”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I mean, can you blame her?” His breath hitches slightly, mostly in surprise. He looks into her eyes to see if she’s lying. Once he sees that she isn’t, he relaxes. “I love you too.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi pauses, starting to say something and then realizing what she’s said instinctively. But at the response, she breaks into a smile and takes the steps forward to kiss him

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He drops the invite, not paying attention to where it lands. He carefully places his hands on her waist, not wanting to make her uncomfortable in anyway.

[gabi-the-thespian]

She melts in, smiling at the hand as theirs loop around his neck. “Nice cologne..” they murmur

[the-best-duck-tamer]

"Thanks..." He's just taking her in, not really believing that this was happening.

[gabi-the-thespian]

“Of course… you always smell so nice…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He smiles more. “Well I’m glad you think so.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You should, like… come in if you have time,” they mention softly, looking up. “I’d love some time even if it’s just a bit”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I have time right now, if you want me to stay for a while that is.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“I would, especially if we can cuddle,” Gabi hums, kissing him again. “I’ve got plenty of room”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He leans into it before responding, “That sounds wonderful then.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

As the pair make their way to the living area, Gabi squeezes his hand. “Hold or be held?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Can I hold for a bit and then be held?”

[gabi-the-thespian]

She melts, waiting for him to settle on the sofa before laying down, head on his chest. “That sounds perfect…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Not as perfect as being with the most amazing person on this planet.” He smiles at her.

[gabi-the-thespian]

She turns red,hiding in his chest. “Stop being so great,” she whines. “I don’t know how to handle it”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“That’s alright, although the only person who’s great here is you”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You’re a great partner. And an even better dad. And also great looking, great at music, great cook, great cuddler…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I just happen to be good at those things darling.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You’re good at being my boyfriend,” she murmurs shyly, kissing his cheek. “And I’ve never had anyone be good at that before”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He just smiles at her, “I’m glad I’m good at that then.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

He knocks on her bedroom door a few days after she patches him up, holding up an invitation.

"Hey darling, I'm invited to this gala I think. It's kinda hard for me to understand what it's trying to say. Anyways I was wondering if you would do me the honors of being my plus one?"

Gabi’s eyes light up and she nods, smiling as she opens the door wider for him

“I’d love to! Are you sure?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He smiles back. “I’m absolutely sure. I’d normally invite Luna, but she insisted I invite you instead. Besides, I wouldn’t pass up some time with one of the best people on this planet.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi hums, nodding. “Of course she did,” they chuckle. “I love you”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I mean, can you blame her?” His breath hitches slightly, mostly in surprise. He looks into her eyes to see if she’s lying. Once he sees that she isn’t, he relaxes. “I love you too.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi pauses, starting to say something and then realizing what she’s said instinctively. But at the response, she breaks into a smile and takes the steps forward to kiss him

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He drops the invite, not paying attention to where it lands. He carefully places his hands on her waist, not wanting to make her uncomfortable in anyway.

[gabi-the-thespian]

She melts in, smiling at the hand as theirs loop around his neck. “Nice cologne..” they murmur

[the-best-duck-tamer]

"Thanks..." He's just taking her in, not really believing that this was happening.

[gabi-the-thespian]

“Of course… you always smell so nice…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He smiles more. “Well I’m glad you think so.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You should, like… come in if you have time,” they mention softly, looking up. “I’d love some time even if it’s just a bit”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I have time right now, if you want me to stay for a while that is.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“I would, especially if we can cuddle,” Gabi hums, kissing him again. “I’ve got plenty of room”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He leans into it before responding, “That sounds wonderful then.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

As the pair make their way to the living area, Gabi squeezes his hand. “Hold or be held?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Can I hold for a bit and then be held?”

[gabi-the-thespian]

She melts, waiting for him to settle on the sofa before laying down, head on his chest. “That sounds perfect…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Not as perfect as being with the most amazing person on this planet.” He smiles at her.

[gabi-the-thespian]

She turns red,hiding in his chest. “Stop being so great,” she whines. “I don’t know how to handle it”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“That’s alright, although the only person who’s great here is you”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You’re a great partner. And an even better dad. And also great looking, great at music, great cook, great cuddler…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I just happen to be good at those things darling.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

He knocks on her bedroom door a few days after she patches him up, holding up an invitation.

"Hey darling, I'm invited to this gala I think. It's kinda hard for me to understand what it's trying to say. Anyways I was wondering if you would do me the honors of being my plus one?"

Gabi’s eyes light up and she nods, smiling as she opens the door wider for him

“I’d love to! Are you sure?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He smiles back. “I’m absolutely sure. I’d normally invite Luna, but she insisted I invite you instead. Besides, I wouldn’t pass up some time with one of the best people on this planet.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi hums, nodding. “Of course she did,” they chuckle. “I love you”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I mean, can you blame her?” His breath hitches slightly, mostly in surprise. He looks into her eyes to see if she’s lying. Once he sees that she isn’t, he relaxes. “I love you too.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

Gabi pauses, starting to say something and then realizing what she’s said instinctively. But at the response, she breaks into a smile and takes the steps forward to kiss him

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He drops the invite, not paying attention to where it lands. He carefully places his hands on her waist, not wanting to make her uncomfortable in anyway.

[gabi-the-thespian]

She melts in, smiling at the hand as theirs loop around his neck. “Nice cologne..” they murmur

[the-best-duck-tamer]

"Thanks..." He's just taking her in, not really believing that this was happening.

[gabi-the-thespian]

“Of course… you always smell so nice…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He smiles more. “Well I’m glad you think so.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“You should, like… come in if you have time,” they mention softly, looking up. “I’d love some time even if it’s just a bit”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“I have time right now, if you want me to stay for a while that is.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

“I would, especially if we can cuddle,” Gabi hums, kissing him again. “I’ve got plenty of room”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

He leans into it before responding, “That sounds wonderful then.”

[gabi-the-thespian]

As the pair make their way to the living area, Gabi squeezes his hand. “Hold or be held?”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Can I hold for a bit and then be held?”

[gabi-the-thespian]

She melts, waiting for him to settle on the sofa before laying down, head on his chest. “That sounds perfect…”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“Not as perfect as being with the most amazing person on this planet.” He smiles at her.

[gabi-the-thespian]

She turns red,hiding in his chest. “Stop being so great,” she whines. “I don’t know how to handle it”

[the-best-duck-tamer]

“That’s alright, although the only person who’s great here is you”