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postal dude. the best one.

[the-best-postal-dude3]

⚠︎ Howdy! This is a Postal 3 Dude rp/ ask account! please read everything before interacting

Important Info!

⚠︎ my timezone is GMT-5 ⚠︎ this page is intended for ADULTS ONLY. I know I can't stop minors from interacting, but please be safe

⚠︎ No DNI, I block whatever I don't like

⚠︎ Shipping of any kind is pefectly a-ok! Dudecest stuff included. (as long as it isnt illegal which i dont think ill have a problem here but still. no incest and no underage)

⚠︎ any jokes and/or weird things said are obvi all meant in character! i dont have the same beliefs and if i said anything that made you uncomfortable pls let me know!

Headcanons

don't have many rn outside of Dude using internet slang and emoticons a lot

i like to think Dude grew up with a pretty toxic mom (via the "i hate my mom" line in the game) and i may be projecting but shhh we dont talk abt that (if i have any more ill update intro post accordingly)

Playlist link so you can see how i view the character < this is playlist is very chaotic just be warned

[salivalmagdelena]

happy new year everyone :D both @the-best-postal-dude3 and @ask-p14 (as well as my personal blog) are kinda one bit of a hiatus rn. i've been dealing with a lot of personal stuff and taking a lot time of the internet in general but to be back as soon as i can!

[the-best-postal-dude3]

Habnurger time! *gives borger*

mmmm... borger...

[underratedantagonist]

Tell me who you ship me with

from other tumblr users, to fictional characters, it’s up to you!

[the-best-postal-dude3]

kibby want chezborger

You can haz chezbourger kitty.

[the-best-postal-dude3]

Lowkey dollar tree version of my dad up in here. Zero rizz.

Hush, pipsqueak. I'm hundred times cooler than your dad.

[the-best-postal-dude3]

Can you marry me?

Whoa there, moving pretty fast, aren't we? Why don't at least take me to dinner first.

[the-best-postal-dude3]

H-hello..?

Howdy! Postal Dude, at your service!

How may I be of use to you, little lady?

[the-best-postal-dude3]

ooc: busy working on answering asks rn i promise! ive just been busy with other projects

[the-best-postal-dude3]

If you had to be an animal for an entire day, what would you be???

I mean, heard being a cat isn't too bad.

[the-best-postal-dude3]

Hamburgr 🤤

Hamburggerrr

[the-best-postal-dude3]

do you know what champ has been up to lately?

I- Now that you mention it, I haven't seen Champ in a while. Where did that damn dog go this time?

[the-best-postal-dude3]

got any fave internet memes?

Oh, easy! Grumpy cat. Anything with cats really. Rolf copter and hamster dance is good too.

[naughtyandnicerpmemes]

Reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

Or non-anons. Whatever works for you!

[the-best-postal-dude3]

How many cats you got in your coat rn?

I would count, but it's hard to keep track with how much they squirm around. At least 20 is a safe bet.

[sakuu]

(Xユーザーのrare.jpgさん: 「https://t.co/x7NiNc7TNx」 / Xから)

[the-best-postal-dude3]

The fact you are taller than me makes me furious

-paradehater97

(5'7)

D'aw.... is someone feeling that Napoleon complex? >:)

[frostbittenlimbs]

Maybe .... But you know what you don't have?

This nice long hair

[the-best-postal-dude3]

At least I don't have to worry about brushing knots out of my hair.