I now pronouce you... (sigh) “business partners.”

**Dead Blog: Do Not Eat** I’m not in this fandom anymore :(

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*gasp* fellow shipper? Hell yes

Well, unfortunately, you came to this blog as my interests have mostly shifted back to some other fandoms I liked as a kid.

But yes, henlo! o/

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Someone with the septic eye icon appeared in my notes and damn near gave me a heart attack despite the multiple layers of reasons not to fear lmao

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Chloe is 1000% that kid who tries to stay awake until the entry of the new year by running back and forth across the house the second she feels tired (which is like 8:30pm lol). It drives Dad and Jack absolutely mad but they both figure she stands no chance of actually staying awake that late so they let her try to make it.

She decides to finally crash on the couch around 10 and makes them promise to wake her up when it’s New Year’s.

They do and she doesn’t even care and Dad just carries her back to bed lol.

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Chloe comes home from her friend’s house with a MESS of green dye in her hair, what does her dad do lol

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“CHILD.”

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Chloe comes home from her friend’s house with a MESS of green dye in her hair, what does her dad do lol

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This is honestly the most out of my comfort zone bunch of doodles here, but I needed the practice so uh… *sweats profusely* Y’all are welcome, imma just go in the corner >_>

Bonus:

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I heard some shit’s been getting stirred again by this ship’s haters so it’s funny to see me getting three followers in less than a week lol

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In suspiciously coincidental news I just added a chapter to NevEm

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HOLY SHIT I DID NOT ADD A CHAPTER I ADDED A PARAGRAPH BRAIN AUTOPILOT DID A DUMB I AM SO SORRY IF ANYONE GOT EXCITED

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I heard some shit’s been getting stirred again by this ship’s haters so it’s funny to see me getting three followers in less than a week lol

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In suspiciously coincidental news I just added a chapter to NevEm

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Day 7 of Yuletube!!

I just wanted to draw more Schneeplebro :3

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Might fuck around and write a Danti oneshot based on A Perfect Circle’s song “Passive”

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emphasis on “might” apparently

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I heard some shit’s been getting stirred again by this ship’s haters so it’s funny to see me getting three followers in less than a week lol

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Might write a Christmas oneshot involving The Wubble and TV bunnies.

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Keep thinking about a NevEm scene where Seán video calls Mark at work during his break and they start having a moment but then Mark hears another nurse yelling about chest compressions and he bolts without even remembering to say “sorry gotta go”

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I don’t know what this is, but it gives me serotonin

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“I’m in love with you because you make me feel safe. It sounds corny and vague. People always talk about feeling safe with someone and you wonder what it even means. I still don’t really know. All I know is that when I’m with you, I feel like I’m clutching a giant thing of pepper spray or reliving a moment of being carried to bed by my parents when I was five years old and fell asleep in front of the television. All day long, I can feel fragile, like a raw nerve, and when I come home to you, it’s like I just put on the thickest winter coat and installed bulletproof windows in my apartment. ‘Honey, I’m home…and no longer terrified.”

— Ryan O’Connell, This is Why I’m in Love With You (via perrfectly)

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The only thing better than a stuffy, sniffly whumpee is a stuffy, sniffly whumpee with bonus chills, all tangled up in a blanket.