Hannibal Lecter

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[battlesuit]

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[fragi1eteacup]

One of the most difficult parts of our marriage is that when we fight, I make very stupid decisions that lead to my husband refusing to interact with me for days on end and then I debate drinking myself to death.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

I would not recommend that course of action.

[fragi1eteacup]

As a husband or as a doctor?

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

Both.

[fragi1eteacup]

I can prevent it from happening if you agree to stay within three feet of me at all times.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

That would be very difficult, considering your decision to go back to work.

[fragi1eteacup]

One of the most difficult parts of our marriage is that when we fight, I make very stupid decisions that lead to my husband refusing to interact with me for days on end and then I debate drinking myself to death.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

I would not recommend that course of action.

[fragi1eteacup]

As a husband or as a doctor?

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

Both.

[fragi1eteacup]

One of the most difficult parts of our marriage is that when we fight, I make very stupid decisions that lead to my husband refusing to interact with me for days on end and then I debate drinking myself to death.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

I would not recommend that course of action.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

I don't think he liked being surprised.

[fragi1eteacup]

Likely not.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

:(

[fragi1eteacup]

You’re upset that I dislike being surprised early in the morning?

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

It wasn't that early.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

I don't think he liked being surprised.

[fragi1eteacup]

Likely not.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

:(

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

I don't think he liked being surprised.

[fragi1eteacup]

What my husband sees when he disappoints me.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

No, you usually look more dead inside.

[fragi1eteacup]

That’s likely due to age considering I’m in my early twenties in this photo, dear.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

It's the expression you make. It has nothing to do with age.

[fragi1eteacup]

You know me so well, sweet boy. I have a surprise for you in your office.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

I'll be there shortly.

[fragi1eteacup]

What my husband sees when he disappoints me.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

No, you usually look more dead inside.

[fragi1eteacup]

That’s likely due to age considering I’m in my early twenties in this photo, dear.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

It's the expression you make. It has nothing to do with age.

[fragi1eteacup]

What my husband sees when he disappoints me.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

No, you usually look more dead inside.

[fragi1eteacup]

Had the displeasure of reading a new article about my husband and I (can Lounds write about anything else) and it was insulting how she perceives our dynamic. Can’t believe she thinks Hannibal’s in charge of anything when it comes to me. He likes being pulled around by his tie and me spending his money.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

She is an uninspiring simpleton who has nothing better to do than to beat the proverbial dead horse. There's no need to get so worked up, darling.

[fragi1eteacup]

Shirt ideas for me and my husband.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

I find one of those mildly amusing.

[fragi1eteacup]

Which one? Because the left shirt is for you.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

That is the one I find offends my senses to a lesser degree.

[fragi1eteacup]

I just wanted them to be as accurate as possible, sweetheart.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

Hm.

[fragi1eteacup]

Shirt ideas for me and my husband.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

I find one of those mildly amusing.

[fragi1eteacup]

Which one? Because the left shirt is for you.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

That is the one I find offends my senses to a lesser degree.

[fragi1eteacup]

Shirt ideas for me and my husband.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

I find one of those mildly amusing.

[fragi1eteacup]

I love my husband :(

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

I love you, too.

[fragi1eteacup]

I hate how intelligent my husband is sometimes. I’m trying to get him to pretend he’s still my therapist and fuck me unethically and he’s bringing up losing his career.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

You told me to be realistic.

[fragi1eteacup]

Not that realistic. You want me to bring up kissing Alana again?

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

You just did.

[fragi1eteacup]

I hate how intelligent my husband is sometimes. I’m trying to get him to pretend he’s still my therapist and fuck me unethically and he’s bringing up losing his career.

[the-chesapeake-r1pper]

You told me to be realistic.