The Gods have abandoned you but we haven't. Here, at The Commission, we care about the safety of you and your loved ones. Please join us today at The Commission and become a part of our Corporate Family(TM) today.
The Gods have abandoned you but we haven't. Here, at The Commission, we care about the safety of you and your loved ones. Please join us today at The Commission and become a part of our Corporate Family(TM) today.
Join Malachite, Jargon, Grimmora and Lorelei in their new job at The Commission where they have taken the moniker The BB's.
The Commission is a modified dnd 5e campaign where the world of high fantasy meets the corporate world. Join us as these drones bumble through cases, uncover hidden company secrets, and live out their workplace fantasy.
we’re kicking off next week with a full-blown battle against various horrors from the Shadowfell, with the power of a fey circus troupe, very-recently-single warlock of death, and a different Shadowfell faction on our side
at long last, the consequences of our actions (igniting a war in the Shadowfell) have come to bite us in the ass
The BB's undercover mission has not gone to plan, but now that everyone has secured a ticket to the market, they can now start preparing for the heist. What will they do? How will it go? Find out in half an hour!
The BB's have started to establish themselves in their undercover roles in the town the market will take place. Will they be able to get access to the market without anyone else becoming suspicious? Find out in half an hour!
The BB's are getting ready for their next mission, where they will go undercover in a black market auction to secure the piece of an entity. Join us in half an hour to see if they will succeed!!!
The BB's completed their last mission, befriended another dragon, avoided getting arrested and have had many secrets revealed to them. What will they do with the information they now have? What will they get up to next time? Find out in half an hour!
The BB's have succeeded in their last mission where Grimmina has solved Cro's hunger problem and all of them learned a secret that they have chosen to have wiped from their minds. Join them in half an hour to see what they get up to next!
The BB's have successfully reinstated the king as a member of the new council of the Duelands, leaving everyone with what they want. Now they can return back home and find out what's next for them. Join them in half an hour to watch their next adventure begin!
The BB's have finally found the monk that overthrew the king of the Duelands and have a chance to enact their plan. Will it work out? Find out in half an hour!
Join the BB's as they continue their investigation through the land of Duelands after their monarchy was over thrown. What will they find in the capital? What will they decide to do with the overthrown king they dislike? Find out in half an hour!
Propaganda Content Warnings: Physical torture for TRISTAN, familial death, plague for LORELEI.
TRISTAN CASTELLANE:
PROPAGANDA: okay so this blue eyed bitch boy (he's a sweetie ignore me) is LITERALLY a god's punching bag. spent almost seven thousand years being exactly that bc the god of hatred + hope wanted to prove a point to his enemies. to be clear tristan is just A Guy. normal guy you would find on the street. nothing special about him. apart from the fact hes very pretty if thats ur thing. and he spent. seven thousand years enduring nothing short of Actual Torture every cpl days. and now he's got real severe trauma bcos of it bc... how could he not. like cmon he's LITERALLY a god's punching bag what more can i say. also he's a demipan demiboy so we love a queer king
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LORELEI “SMITH”:
PROPAGANDA: There are precisely three things written in the personality section of Lorelei's D&D character sheet: doormat, golden retriever, and wet paper bag. She was an unwanted second child, had a lonely childhood, and inherited a terrifying "hunter's instinct" magical bloodline gift at the ripe old age of 6 (and her family never really explained what was going on to little ol' Lorelei)!
She then later lost her entire family, home, and culture in a massive pseudo-nuclear-reactor explosion that disintegrated half a goddamn continent. In the wake of the explosion, malicious wild magic coalesced into a sentient disease called the Spellplague, which corrupts regular people into the worst versions of themselves - while giving them potent magical powers to boot. Over the course of the next year, Lorelei studied the disease, learning that it was a) incurable, b) capable of evolving into more powerful versions, and c) a single evolved individual could wipe out a village in one devastating explosion.
In her research, Lorelei traveled to the frozen northern wastes of the world, and was turned to stone by an unknown force. She was freed from petrification over 1000 years later by a massive insurance corporation, who then strong-armed her into working for them (or else she'd be whisked off to a laboratory and never seen again).
Since then, she's been struggling to adapt to "modern" life, and has acquired a parasitic entity known as Cay, who latches on to individuals who have experienced great suffering (she feeds off of their pain).
The BB's are back on the job! After a relaxing and totally uneventful two week break the team is back together and ready to go on another mission. Join us in half an hour to see what their next mission is.
Propaganda Content Warnings: Familial death, plague for LORELEI. Emotional manipulation, arson, familial death for LETTI.
LORELEI "SMITH":
PROPAGANDA: There are precisely three things written in the personality section of Lorelei's D&D character sheet: doormat, golden retriever, and wet paper bag. She was an unwanted second child, had a lonely childhood, and inherited a terrifying "hunter's instinct" magical bloodline gift at the ripe old age of 6 (and her family never really explained what was going on to little ol' Lorelei)!
She then later lost her entire family, home, and culture in a massive pseudo-nuclear-reactor explosion that disintegrated half a goddamn continent. In the wake of the explosion, malicious wild magic coalesced into a sentient disease called the Spellplague, which corrupts regular people into the worst versions of themselves - while giving them potent magical powers to boot. Over the course of the next year, Lorelei studied the disease, learning that it was a) incurable, b) capable of evolving into more powerful versions, and c) a single evolved individual could wipe out a village in one devastating explosion.
In her research, Lorelei traveled to the frozen northern wastes of the world, and was turned to stone by an unknown force. She was freed from petrification over 1000 years later by a massive insurance corporation, who then strong-armed her into working for them (or else she'd be whisked off to a laboratory and never seen again).
Since then, she's been struggling to adapt to "modern" life, and has acquired a parasitic entity known as Cay, who latches on to individuals who have experienced great suffering (she feeds off of their pain).
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LETTI GALLET:
PROPAGANDA: as a prefact to this i made her as a joke based on a Minecraft chicken family i set on fire. and then she became,, no longer a joke!
She grew up as a noble as 'Charlotte Buckington', then got into a God Awful relationship with some owl guy named Evander Strix. her ex is, may I repeat, named EVANDER STRIX. so she got manipulated to hell and back by him and he convinced her to run away with him. what she did not know was that to distract her family from her running away, he was going to set their house on fire.
letti was forced to accidentally fake her own death while the rest of her family actually did die in said fire, then (understandably) proceeded to dump evander and run off on her own. she changed her name and turned to dumpster diving, basically living on the streets for a bit, whilst being stalked by her ex. she met her current husband (a duck guy named tobias!!), got married, and had a happy relationship for a few years!! and then one day there was a fire at the store tobias worked at, and she froze up instead of helping because she'd never really confronted her fear of fire like this before - and tobias didn't survive! so now she's haunted by the thought that maybe she could've saved him if she hadn't been 'such a coward', and she also doesn't know whether it was evander that caused the fire that killed tobias or if it really was a freak accident.
tl;dr - little chicken girl grew up to watch everyone in her life get cooked because she got w the wrong person when she was like 15, considers herself a danger to society because she thinks it's all her fault
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