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thanks for checking in, i'm still a piece of garbage

[the-darklington]

Valentine: I mean, you're like a son to me.

Sebastian: I don't want to scare you but I am your son.

[the-darklington]

book: I will ruin you. I will completely and utterly destroy you. I will rip your feelings to shreds, I will make you love these characters and then I will kill them, I will devour you and--

me: I'LL TAKE IT

[jamesscarstairs]

Mort: What is your name?

Aelin: Celaena Sardothien

Mort:

[beautifulbookland]

Me, with a book that I love: “omfg this book is amazing it deserves a movie!!”

Also me, when a book I love is rumoured to be turned into a movie: “omfg they’re going to ruin it is nothing sacred”

[hermee-onee]

Person: money can’t buy happiness

Me:

[jedibookshrikeofnorta]

When you see someone read the book that you recommended to them

[blackthornkisses]

Me: My standards for male love interests in books are pretty high at the moment. I got to admit that.

Author: His hair was black. His eyes were blue and his smirk was really seductive.

Also me: That will do. Sir, we’re married now.

[priincessd]

[sandyassmurderdaddy]

Anytime I here someone say “I’ve got a bad feeling about this” in any Star Wars movie I think of this fucking vine. EVERY TIME.

[90smovies]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)

[sashayed]

He is like a fantasy. The inevitability of his escape is most likely his most attractive feature. He submits to the silences without a struggle; I go under shrugging and sighing, finally overcome by the sheer weight of the pause-turned-lull-turned-way-of-life. Silence speaks louder than words—it screams, ‘BORING!’ He’s boring and tries to make it look more like a decision than an accident.

I cannot believe that Carrie Fisher, despite being 19 years old and slammed in the vortex of an affair with an in-his-prime Harrison Ford, still had the sharpness for this BRUTAL HARRISON FORD BURN in her TEENAGE DIARY (via sashayed)

[the-darklington]

I DID IT. I STARTED WRITING A MARAUDERS WEB-SERIES. IT’S HAPPENING.

[the-darklington]

The first time I saw you, you look pretty much like a nerd-ish angel with eyes that shines like amber. When I saw your Wendy Corduroy cosplay, my heart just melted. You are pretty much as divine as your personality and your cosplay. Please never stop being yourself, and by yourself, I mean cute, nerdy, and available.

:o this is the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me, thank you!

[cygames]

[the-darklington]

What she says: Let's go for a midnight stroll, it'll be romantic :)

What she means: Pokemon Go says there's a Pidgey within 200 meters of here and I REALLY want a Pidgeotto but I am afraid of the dark so if something comes out of the shadows to kill me I want to be able to push you into the oncoming threat so I can have a chance to get away.

[the-darklington]

can we talk about how attractive professor willow is tho

[lightluulu]

because everybody needs this on their dashboard

[thisyearsgirls]

I don’t have a destiny. I’m destiny-free. Really. (Season 2)