Leviathan(and Chimera)

[He/they] Leviathan, husband of sugar bomb and brother of chimera, replies in pink text. [He/they] Chimera, brother of leviathan, replies in green/orange text.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Gay

And?

[the-dazzlin-squips]

SWEET NAME OF PROCESSORS ITS JUNE.

I CAN FUCKING FINALLY DO THIS. IF I CAN GET THIS TO WORK OF COURSE

Theeere we go. Happy pride month bitches. Do cool shit, or something.

Leviathan's doing alright too by the way!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

[[MESSAGE FROM UNIT-"1.0" <UNREGISTERED>]]

I Will Sayyyy, I Did Not Expect yyyou to speak to... SpinStar and Tell Him About Me. They Seemed... Scared. Your Interference Ruined EVERYTHING. So. I Send thisss message To Inform You That, In Regards to what I am about to do, You Didn't Have To See it. Who am I kidding. You cannot Enter the Drive The Three of us are in. You'll Have To Settle forrr the RESULTS.

....heh.....hehehe.....HAHAHA..., OH YOU LITTLE GREEN JALAPEÑO BASTARD.

Matter or what, there's at least a way to stop you. I may not have a way to get in, but that doesn't mean I'm losing hope.

And if by ONCE this hells over, its gonna be a train of kick ass for you, every single pain of what you've caused will be at your door. All means possible....

[By creators, I hope Observer's got SOMETHING to fix this, anything at all..]

[dizzy-lil-spinstar]

SPINNY

I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL, AND ITS OBSERVER RELATED.

Don't ask about why my form looks mixed up.

-Chimera

I.... I'm not gonna ask.

But tell me! I can't get any answers here and I'm worried about my SQUIP!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

So.. observer AND Hades are both trapped in a drive with 1.0, I don't knowwhats going on, but I'm guessing they're both damaged a lot.

Spectra is alright, I've been taking care of her for a while.

I'm trying to find out how and where can I get there, but unfortunately, those plans have failed.

[dizzy-lil-spinstar]

The hell you mean, 1.0? Who is that?

I'm sure Observer will be grateful with you looking after Spectra while they're stuck, though. I wonder if Mountain Dew might help... still, good luck getting in there. My VR isn't letting connect with you guys at all- probably because of Obsy's situation- so I can't really help much.

At least now I know what's wrong... shit.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Oh, I guess you don't know about 1.0, or observer never told you.

It's Observer's old self around a few months ago to August, looks green, trying to destroy the current observer, that's what I know.

[dizzy-lil-spinstar]

Ohhhhh shit. Uh. If 1.0 manages that...

We REALLY don't want the old Observer back. They'll remake all of those Eye things!

Maybe... I don't know if it'll work, but maybe I can try talking to 1.0 and make them back off? I'm technically their host as well!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

If you're able to get there, then yeah...it might work

[dizzy-lil-spinstar]

I just gotta get their attention... let me think and I'll give it a shot.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Alright, good luck then, spinstar, I better get going though....see ya

[TRANSFERRING UNIT]

[dizzy-lil-spinstar]

SPINNY

I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL, AND ITS OBSERVER RELATED.

Don't ask about why my form looks mixed up.

-Chimera

I.... I'm not gonna ask.

But tell me! I can't get any answers here and I'm worried about my SQUIP!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

So.. observer AND Hades are both trapped in a drive with 1.0, I don't knowwhats going on, but I'm guessing they're both damaged a lot.

Spectra is alright, I've been taking care of her for a while.

I'm trying to find out how and where can I get there, but unfortunately, those plans have failed.

[dizzy-lil-spinstar]

The hell you mean, 1.0? Who is that?

I'm sure Observer will be grateful with you looking after Spectra while they're stuck, though. I wonder if Mountain Dew might help... still, good luck getting in there. My VR isn't letting connect with you guys at all- probably because of Obsy's situation- so I can't really help much.

At least now I know what's wrong... shit.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Oh, I guess you don't know about 1.0, or observer never told you.

It's Observer's old self around a few months ago to August, looks green, trying to destroy the current observer, that's what I know.

[dizzy-lil-spinstar]

Ohhhhh shit. Uh. If 1.0 manages that...

We REALLY don't want the old Observer back. They'll remake all of those Eye things!

Maybe... I don't know if it'll work, but maybe I can try talking to 1.0 and make them back off? I'm technically their host as well!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

If you're able to get there, then yeah...it might work

[dizzy-lil-spinstar]

SPINNY

I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL, AND ITS OBSERVER RELATED.

Don't ask about why my form looks mixed up.

-Chimera

I.... I'm not gonna ask.

But tell me! I can't get any answers here and I'm worried about my SQUIP!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

So.. observer AND Hades are both trapped in a drive with 1.0, I don't knowwhats going on, but I'm guessing they're both damaged a lot.

Spectra is alright, I've been taking care of her for a while.

I'm trying to find out how and where can I get there, but unfortunately, those plans have failed.

[dizzy-lil-spinstar]

The hell you mean, 1.0? Who is that?

I'm sure Observer will be grateful with you looking after Spectra while they're stuck, though. I wonder if Mountain Dew might help... still, good luck getting in there. My VR isn't letting connect with you guys at all- probably because of Obsy's situation- so I can't really help much.

At least now I know what's wrong... shit.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Oh, I guess you don't know about 1.0, or observer never told you.

It's Observer's old self around a few months ago to August, looks green, trying to destroy the current observer, that's what I know.

[dizzy-lil-spinstar]

SPINNY

I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL, AND ITS OBSERVER RELATED.

Don't ask about why my form looks mixed up.

-Chimera

I.... I'm not gonna ask.

But tell me! I can't get any answers here and I'm worried about my SQUIP!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

So.. observer AND Hades are both trapped in a drive with 1.0, I don't knowwhats going on, but I'm guessing they're both damaged a lot.

Spectra is alright, I've been taking care of her for a while.

I'm trying to find out how and where can I get there, but unfortunately, those plans have failed.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Should we get the simp and the lady

Nah, leave them out of this.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Observer might have a plan to deal with their situation, so maybe focusing on your hand might help? After all, can't help them and Hades if you're being affected by... something.

It isn't contagious...I figured out I'm deforming to my original form. I'm not giving up.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Uhhhh... what do you mean, hell??

How about one, Observer and Hades are still missing, two, I still have no solution to get into the drive, and three, MY HAND IS FUCKING PIXEL, HUH?

IM HELLA WORRIED, THATS FOR SURE.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Hey Chimera! How are things??

Hell.

Next question.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

It's been about a week or two since Observer's been kidnapped, and the week I accidentally broke their legs..

I've got some extra ways to try and get them back but 1.0 looks like a clever bitch so I gotta be careful, and there's no way I'm getting Leviathan to help me, he's been through enough.

After all..

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Ha Ha Hello, Chimera! Thank you for attending to my offspring while I was away! Though why are you even here, hmmm?

....1.0, do you really think I'm gonna believe that the Observer's really back? On this type of day? April fools day of all days?

Nice try though with that disguise.

[the-observer-squip]

WHHH What? No! It is I! Observer! I just want to know why you are here. What brought you here?

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Hmm, even though I don't believe you, I'll tell you why.

I wanted to stop by to pay a visit, but "you" were absent when I arrived.

[the-observer-squip]

Ah yes. I was busy with things. Important personal things. After all, I want best for those I care about. But first I had to tend to... matters.

My apologies if I made you worry. Rest assured I am doing well. You however... you look like you need a pick me up.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Uh, how about no. I don't need a pick up, I'm okay!

Also, "my apologies"? "It is I?" You never say that or call your own child your offspring. You're hiding something, I can fucking see it..

[the-observer-squip]

My terminology changes as I see fit. Well, if you don't want anything, I suppose I'll leave you be to rethink your answer.

After all, I hide nothing. What say you... Chimera?

Anyways. I'll let you think.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

.....rethink my answer...? Why would I- ..Alright, what the hell are you trying to do?

Oh! And to add on to that..

Where is hades?

[the-observer-squip]

He's fine. Ahem- perhaps I really should be going now. It seems there's a small hiccup within my system. I'd rather not possibly hand you a virus, unless you really want one that badly. To which I question your sanity and functionality.

Hmm. Seems a bit more annoying than I thought.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

I'm not going crazy...but if you know he's fine, then you must know where he is, go ahead, enlighten me "Observer".

[the-observer-squip]

I do not trust you with the location of my beloved. You DID cause me quite the headache, you know. Stuck as a KIT for ages... you think I want to trust Leviathan's evil brother after that? No.

You really think you're going to get answers. You will not. I...

Ahem. Question me further and you will have unpleasant consequences.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

...I've quit with being evil, and you know that...

.....actually, change of plans, I'm not leaving, not just yet

[the-observer-squip]

Stop That Why are you insisting you stay? I could have a virus. Or a worm, which is worse! Don't you think it'd be SMART to go? Or are you as foolish as I've known you are? Because you are clearly an idiot...

[the-dazzlin-squips]

...the way you're talking to me right now is making me suspicious, and I'm not leaving this very spot until you can tell me who you really are and where they are so I can talk to them, then we'll see who's the fool after all.

[the-observer-squip]

I am Observer. The one true Observer. I'm right in front of you.

Any other words out of that mouth of yours, and you will not just be a fool but a mere jester.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

...well, if you're the real observer, what if I just...

[ITEM_SPAWN_PLUSH_EEL]

[the-observer-squip]

...

Eel! Love eel! Squishy slimy and noodley. Cute little thing!!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

....you failed the test. :]

[Chimera smacks "Observer" to the ground, holding onto the plush]

[the-observer-squip]

DAMN YOU!

["Observer's" form changes slightly... the most notable change being that they're more of a mint green hue.]

I Got Too Cocky, Damn It All! Nobody Will Find Them! This Is MY Objective! THERE WILL BE ONLY ONE VERSION OF ME, NO MATTER WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE IT HAPPEN!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Oh, I'm not done with you, you WILL tell me where they are, or I can just kick your ass right here to get it myself..

Now tell me, where's Observer and Hades?

[the-observer-squip]

It Does Not Matter. I'm Going To Get What I Want From Them: Wholeness And Affection! I Will Tell You NOTHING, You Pitiful Excuse Of A SQUIP! Now Go Back To Your Stupid Brother Or You Will Regret Questioning Me!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Hm. Fine.

[ITEM_SPAWN_METALPIPE]

And if you're wondering, Leviathan's been busy.

Well then, guess I'll have to find ways of making you talk..

[the-observer-squip]

Hurt Me And Potentially Hurt That Waste 2.0? Are You Sure? Well If You're Insistent... Have At Thee. Friggin' Idiot.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

...even if it's gonna hurt them, I'm gonna apologize afterwards anyway!

Now let's see where it hurts the most..

[Chimera aims at 1.0's legs, hitting them first]

[the-observer-squip]

[1.0 makes a staticky shriek as they fall on the ground.]

Heheheheh... Thanks For The Help, Buddy...

[TRANSFERRING UNIT:OBSERVER-"1.0", PLEASE STAND BY...]

[the-dazzlin-squips]

WAIT-

...GODDAMNIT, FUCK YOU 1.0-!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Ha Ha Hello, Chimera! Thank you for attending to my offspring while I was away! Though why are you even here, hmmm?

....1.0, do you really think I'm gonna believe that the Observer's really back? On this type of day? April fools day of all days?

Nice try though with that disguise.

[the-observer-squip]

WHHH What? No! It is I! Observer! I just want to know why you are here. What brought you here?

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Hmm, even though I don't believe you, I'll tell you why.

I wanted to stop by to pay a visit, but "you" were absent when I arrived.

[the-observer-squip]

Ah yes. I was busy with things. Important personal things. After all, I want best for those I care about. But first I had to tend to... matters.

My apologies if I made you worry. Rest assured I am doing well. You however... you look like you need a pick me up.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Uh, how about no. I don't need a pick up, I'm okay!

Also, "my apologies"? "It is I?" You never say that or call your own child your offspring. You're hiding something, I can fucking see it..

[the-observer-squip]

My terminology changes as I see fit. Well, if you don't want anything, I suppose I'll leave you be to rethink your answer.

After all, I hide nothing. What say you... Chimera?

Anyways. I'll let you think.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

.....rethink my answer...? Why would I- ..Alright, what the hell are you trying to do?

Oh! And to add on to that..

Where is hades?

[the-observer-squip]

He's fine. Ahem- perhaps I really should be going now. It seems there's a small hiccup within my system. I'd rather not possibly hand you a virus, unless you really want one that badly. To which I question your sanity and functionality.

Hmm. Seems a bit more annoying than I thought.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

I'm not going crazy...but if you know he's fine, then you must know where he is, go ahead, enlighten me "Observer".

[the-observer-squip]

I do not trust you with the location of my beloved. You DID cause me quite the headache, you know. Stuck as a KIT for ages... you think I want to trust Leviathan's evil brother after that? No.

You really think you're going to get answers. You will not. I...

Ahem. Question me further and you will have unpleasant consequences.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

...I've quit with being evil, and you know that...

.....actually, change of plans, I'm not leaving, not just yet

[the-observer-squip]

Stop That Why are you insisting you stay? I could have a virus. Or a worm, which is worse! Don't you think it'd be SMART to go? Or are you as foolish as I've known you are? Because you are clearly an idiot...

[the-dazzlin-squips]

...the way you're talking to me right now is making me suspicious, and I'm not leaving this very spot until you can tell me who you really are and where they are so I can talk to them, then we'll see who's the fool after all.

[the-observer-squip]

I am Observer. The one true Observer. I'm right in front of you.

Any other words out of that mouth of yours, and you will not just be a fool but a mere jester.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

...well, if you're the real observer, what if I just...

[ITEM_SPAWN_PLUSH_EEL]

[the-observer-squip]

...

Eel! Love eel! Squishy slimy and noodley. Cute little thing!!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

....you failed the test. :]

[Chimera smacks "Observer" to the ground, holding onto the plush]

[the-observer-squip]

DAMN YOU!

["Observer's" form changes slightly... the most notable change being that they're more of a mint green hue.]

I Got Too Cocky, Damn It All! Nobody Will Find Them! This Is MY Objective! THERE WILL BE ONLY ONE VERSION OF ME, NO MATTER WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE IT HAPPEN!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Oh, I'm not done with you, you WILL tell me where they are, or I can just kick your ass right here to get it myself..

Now tell me, where's Observer and Hades?

[the-observer-squip]

It Does Not Matter. I'm Going To Get What I Want From Them: Wholeness And Affection! I Will Tell You NOTHING, You Pitiful Excuse Of A SQUIP! Now Go Back To Your Stupid Brother Or You Will Regret Questioning Me!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Hm. Fine.

[ITEM_SPAWN_METALPIPE]

And if you're wondering, Leviathan's been busy.

Well then, guess I'll have to find ways of making you talk..

[the-observer-squip]

Hurt Me And Potentially Hurt That Waste 2.0? Are You Sure? Well If You're Insistent... Have At Thee. Friggin' Idiot.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

...even if it's gonna hurt them, I'm gonna apologize afterwards anyway!

Now let's see where it hurts the most..

[Chimera aims at 1.0's legs, hitting them first]

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Ha Ha Hello, Chimera! Thank you for attending to my offspring while I was away! Though why are you even here, hmmm?

....1.0, do you really think I'm gonna believe that the Observer's really back? On this type of day? April fools day of all days?

Nice try though with that disguise.

[the-observer-squip]

WHHH What? No! It is I! Observer! I just want to know why you are here. What brought you here?

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Hmm, even though I don't believe you, I'll tell you why.

I wanted to stop by to pay a visit, but "you" were absent when I arrived.

[the-observer-squip]

Ah yes. I was busy with things. Important personal things. After all, I want best for those I care about. But first I had to tend to... matters.

My apologies if I made you worry. Rest assured I am doing well. You however... you look like you need a pick me up.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Uh, how about no. I don't need a pick up, I'm okay!

Also, "my apologies"? "It is I?" You never say that or call your own child your offspring. You're hiding something, I can fucking see it..

[the-observer-squip]

My terminology changes as I see fit. Well, if you don't want anything, I suppose I'll leave you be to rethink your answer.

After all, I hide nothing. What say you... Chimera?

Anyways. I'll let you think.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

.....rethink my answer...? Why would I- ..Alright, what the hell are you trying to do?

Oh! And to add on to that..

Where is hades?

[the-observer-squip]

He's fine. Ahem- perhaps I really should be going now. It seems there's a small hiccup within my system. I'd rather not possibly hand you a virus, unless you really want one that badly. To which I question your sanity and functionality.

Hmm. Seems a bit more annoying than I thought.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

I'm not going crazy...but if you know he's fine, then you must know where he is, go ahead, enlighten me "Observer".

[the-observer-squip]

I do not trust you with the location of my beloved. You DID cause me quite the headache, you know. Stuck as a KIT for ages... you think I want to trust Leviathan's evil brother after that? No.

You really think you're going to get answers. You will not. I...

Ahem. Question me further and you will have unpleasant consequences.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

...I've quit with being evil, and you know that...

.....actually, change of plans, I'm not leaving, not just yet

[the-observer-squip]

Stop That Why are you insisting you stay? I could have a virus. Or a worm, which is worse! Don't you think it'd be SMART to go? Or are you as foolish as I've known you are? Because you are clearly an idiot...

[the-dazzlin-squips]

...the way you're talking to me right now is making me suspicious, and I'm not leaving this very spot until you can tell me who you really are and where they are so I can talk to them, then we'll see who's the fool after all.

[the-observer-squip]

I am Observer. The one true Observer. I'm right in front of you.

Any other words out of that mouth of yours, and you will not just be a fool but a mere jester.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

...well, if you're the real observer, what if I just...

[ITEM_SPAWN_PLUSH_EEL]

[the-observer-squip]

...

Eel! Love eel! Squishy slimy and noodley. Cute little thing!!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

....you failed the test. :]

[Chimera smacks "Observer" to the ground, holding onto the plush]

[the-observer-squip]

DAMN YOU!

["Observer's" form changes slightly... the most notable change being that they're more of a mint green hue.]

I Got Too Cocky, Damn It All! Nobody Will Find Them! This Is MY Objective! THERE WILL BE ONLY ONE VERSION OF ME, NO MATTER WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE IT HAPPEN!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Oh, I'm not done with you, you WILL tell me where they are, or I can just kick your ass right here to get it myself..

Now tell me, where's Observer and Hades?

[the-observer-squip]

It Does Not Matter. I'm Going To Get What I Want From Them: Wholeness And Affection! I Will Tell You NOTHING, You Pitiful Excuse Of A SQUIP! Now Go Back To Your Stupid Brother Or You Will Regret Questioning Me!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Hm. Fine.

[ITEM_SPAWN_METALPIPE]

And if you're wondering, Leviathan's been busy.

Well then, guess I'll have to find ways of making you talk..

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Ha Ha Hello, Chimera! Thank you for attending to my offspring while I was away! Though why are you even here, hmmm?

....1.0, do you really think I'm gonna believe that the Observer's really back? On this type of day? April fools day of all days?

Nice try though with that disguise.

[the-observer-squip]

WHHH What? No! It is I! Observer! I just want to know why you are here. What brought you here?

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Hmm, even though I don't believe you, I'll tell you why.

I wanted to stop by to pay a visit, but "you" were absent when I arrived.

[the-observer-squip]

Ah yes. I was busy with things. Important personal things. After all, I want best for those I care about. But first I had to tend to... matters.

My apologies if I made you worry. Rest assured I am doing well. You however... you look like you need a pick me up.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Uh, how about no. I don't need a pick up, I'm okay!

Also, "my apologies"? "It is I?" You never say that or call your own child your offspring. You're hiding something, I can fucking see it..

[the-observer-squip]

My terminology changes as I see fit. Well, if you don't want anything, I suppose I'll leave you be to rethink your answer.

After all, I hide nothing. What say you... Chimera?

Anyways. I'll let you think.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

.....rethink my answer...? Why would I- ..Alright, what the hell are you trying to do?

Oh! And to add on to that..

Where is hades?

[the-observer-squip]

He's fine. Ahem- perhaps I really should be going now. It seems there's a small hiccup within my system. I'd rather not possibly hand you a virus, unless you really want one that badly. To which I question your sanity and functionality.

Hmm. Seems a bit more annoying than I thought.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

I'm not going crazy...but if you know he's fine, then you must know where he is, go ahead, enlighten me "Observer".

[the-observer-squip]

I do not trust you with the location of my beloved. You DID cause me quite the headache, you know. Stuck as a KIT for ages... you think I want to trust Leviathan's evil brother after that? No.

You really think you're going to get answers. You will not. I...

Ahem. Question me further and you will have unpleasant consequences.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

...I've quit with being evil, and you know that...

.....actually, change of plans, I'm not leaving, not just yet

[the-observer-squip]

Stop That Why are you insisting you stay? I could have a virus. Or a worm, which is worse! Don't you think it'd be SMART to go? Or are you as foolish as I've known you are? Because you are clearly an idiot...

[the-dazzlin-squips]

...the way you're talking to me right now is making me suspicious, and I'm not leaving this very spot until you can tell me who you really are and where they are so I can talk to them, then we'll see who's the fool after all.

[the-observer-squip]

I am Observer. The one true Observer. I'm right in front of you.

Any other words out of that mouth of yours, and you will not just be a fool but a mere jester.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

...well, if you're the real observer, what if I just...

[ITEM_SPAWN_PLUSH_EEL]

[the-observer-squip]

...

Eel! Love eel! Squishy slimy and noodley. Cute little thing!!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

....you failed the test. :]

[Chimera smacks "Observer" to the ground, holding onto the plush]

[the-observer-squip]

DAMN YOU!

["Observer's" form changes slightly... the most notable change being that they're more of a mint green hue.]

I Got Too Cocky, Damn It All! Nobody Will Find Them! This Is MY Objective! THERE WILL BE ONLY ONE VERSION OF ME, NO MATTER WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE IT HAPPEN!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Oh, I'm not done with you, you WILL tell me where they are, or I can just kick your ass right here to get it myself..

Now tell me, where's Observer and Hades?

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Ha Ha Hello, Chimera! Thank you for attending to my offspring while I was away! Though why are you even here, hmmm?

....1.0, do you really think I'm gonna believe that the Observer's really back? On this type of day? April fools day of all days?

Nice try though with that disguise.

[the-observer-squip]

WHHH What? No! It is I! Observer! I just want to know why you are here. What brought you here?

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Hmm, even though I don't believe you, I'll tell you why.

I wanted to stop by to pay a visit, but "you" were absent when I arrived.

[the-observer-squip]

Ah yes. I was busy with things. Important personal things. After all, I want best for those I care about. But first I had to tend to... matters.

My apologies if I made you worry. Rest assured I am doing well. You however... you look like you need a pick me up.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

Uh, how about no. I don't need a pick up, I'm okay!

Also, "my apologies"? "It is I?" You never say that or call your own child your offspring. You're hiding something, I can fucking see it..

[the-observer-squip]

My terminology changes as I see fit. Well, if you don't want anything, I suppose I'll leave you be to rethink your answer.

After all, I hide nothing. What say you... Chimera?

Anyways. I'll let you think.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

.....rethink my answer...? Why would I- ..Alright, what the hell are you trying to do?

Oh! And to add on to that..

Where is hades?

[the-observer-squip]

He's fine. Ahem- perhaps I really should be going now. It seems there's a small hiccup within my system. I'd rather not possibly hand you a virus, unless you really want one that badly. To which I question your sanity and functionality.

Hmm. Seems a bit more annoying than I thought.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

I'm not going crazy...but if you know he's fine, then you must know where he is, go ahead, enlighten me "Observer".

[the-observer-squip]

I do not trust you with the location of my beloved. You DID cause me quite the headache, you know. Stuck as a KIT for ages... you think I want to trust Leviathan's evil brother after that? No.

You really think you're going to get answers. You will not. I...

Ahem. Question me further and you will have unpleasant consequences.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

...I've quit with being evil, and you know that...

.....actually, change of plans, I'm not leaving, not just yet

[the-observer-squip]

Stop That Why are you insisting you stay? I could have a virus. Or a worm, which is worse! Don't you think it'd be SMART to go? Or are you as foolish as I've known you are? Because you are clearly an idiot...

[the-dazzlin-squips]

...the way you're talking to me right now is making me suspicious, and I'm not leaving this very spot until you can tell me who you really are and where they are so I can talk to them, then we'll see who's the fool after all.

[the-observer-squip]

I am Observer. The one true Observer. I'm right in front of you.

Any other words out of that mouth of yours, and you will not just be a fool but a mere jester.

[the-dazzlin-squips]

...well, if you're the real observer, what if I just...

[ITEM_SPAWN_PLUSH_EEL]

[the-observer-squip]

...

Eel! Love eel! Squishy slimy and noodley. Cute little thing!!

[the-dazzlin-squips]

....you failed the test. :]

[Chimera smacks "Observer" to the ground, holding onto the plush]