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[rwac96]

Jaune and Seth hanging out

Zhu Yuan: Holy shit there's two of them

Jane: There's two of them? *hands rubbing together as she licks her lip* This shall be fun~

Zhu: *concerned* "Jane!"

Jane: *giggles, eyeing Jaune & Seth* "Very fun indeed~."

Zhu: "JANE!"

[arc-nsfw]

She's gonna drain em dry

[arc-carnage]

Jaune and Seth would get along greatly. You can't convince me otherwise

[therealmofamorus]

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Original Male Stud AU

How does Seth explain to his team when they walked in on Ellen waiting for him like this... after he said that his relationship with his new maid was innocent?

The door slid open with a soft mechanical hiss.

New Eridu Security Bureau break room, late afternoon.

Seth Lowell stopped mid-sentence.

“…and that’s why the paperwork has to—”

He froze.

Inside the room stood Ellen Joe.

She was holding a mixing bowl and a whisk, wearing nothing but an apron outfit and clearly in the middle of baking something. Flour dusted the counter. Batter dripped from the whisk.

She looked up slowly.

“…Oh. You brought guests.”

Behind Seth, three people leaned around the doorway.

Zhu Yuan blinked.

Qingyi tilted her head.

The silence stretched for three full seconds.

Then Zhu Yuan slowly turned toward Seth.

“…Didn’t you say,” she began very carefully, “that your relationship with your new maid was completely innocent?”

Seth immediately raised both hands in panic.

“IT IS!”

Ellen casually licked a bit of batter off the whisk and shrugged.

“I’m literally baking.”

Qingyi’s eyes flicked between them.

“…In his office.”

Ellen nodded.

“Yep.”

Zhu Yuan crossed her arms.

“…While wearing a maid uniform.”

“Also yep.”

Seth pointed frantically at the counter.

“She insisted on testing a recipe! I said the break room had better equipment!”

Ellen tilted her head.

“You also said the lighting in here was better.”

“That was about the oven temperature gauge!”

Qingyi leaned slightly closer to Zhu Yuan and whispered:

“…Statistically speaking, this situation resembles a romantic trope.”

Seth nearly choked.

“It does NOT!”

Ellen stirred the bowl again, completely calm.

“Relax. If it was suspicious, I wouldn’t be baking cookies.”

Zhu Yuan narrowed her eyes.

“…What kind of cookies?”

Ellen held up the bowl.

“Shark-shaped sugar cookies.”

A pause.

Qingyi brightened.

“…Acceptable.”

Zhu Yuan sighed and rubbed her temple.

“…Fine. I’ll allow it.”

Seth exhaled in relief.

Then Zhu Yuan added:

“But if we walk in next time and you’re wearing an apron too—”

Seth immediately shook his head.

“Not happening.”

Ellen glanced at him.

“…You said that last time about the cat ears.”

Seth went pale.

Zhu Yuan slowly turned back toward him. “…Last time?”

Seth slapped both hands over his face. “DAMN IT.”

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Jane: *Sees Seth and Jaune* There's 2 of them....I can have fun with this. Time to tease~.

Seth: "So, does Jane tease you, too?"

Jaune: *nods his head* "Yeah."

Jane: *walks by, swaying her hips* "Hello~."

*Jaune and Seth gawk at Jane, their eyes focused on her butt and tail*

Seth: *gulps, blushing* "I wasn't staring!"

Jaune: *cringes, blushing* "Neither was I!"

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Has Jane used her tail to bring her favorite shy boy's face into her ass?

You can pick between Jaune and Seth on who you want to do this with.

Jane: *giggles* "Definitely."

*Jaune hums, as she has her tail coiled around Seth's neck, while his face is pressed against her ass*

Seth: *muffled shouting* "Jhmmph!!"

Jane: *grinds her butt against the cat boy's face* "So adorable~."

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Original Male Stud Pregnant AU

How many times has Jane suggested that you two buy something sexy for her when you two should be shopping for baby essentials instead Seth?

Jane: *shrugs, pregnant* "A few times--."

Seth: "Several times!"

Jane: *pouts* "Spoilsport."

Seth: *groans* "Focus on getting essentials for the baby."

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Who suffers more when their partner is ovulating, Jaune and Weiss or Jane and Seth?

Seth: *far away, screaming* "MY PELVIS! MY HIPS!!"

Weiss: *annoyed* "Jane."

Jaune: *concerned* "Jane."

Jane: *far away, moaning* "Oooohhhh! Like that, kitty boy!"

Weiss: *massages her temple* "I may act what Blake and Yang describe as 'thirsty', but at least I know restraint."

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Original Male Stud AU

When Seth is arresting Burnice for burning down a building (no on purpose) did she really start grinding her ass against his crotch? Did it work on getting the cop to fuck her as she is handcuffed?

Burnice: *moans* "Oh, yeeeessss~!"

*Burnice was bent over in the back of the squad care, being ravaged in her ass by the thrusting Cat Boy*

Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!-Thwalp!--!!

Seth: *thrusting* "Nnngh, you have the right--Hnngh! To remain silent!!" *thrusts deeper, smacking the pyro's ass*

Burnice: *squeals, giggles* "How? Oooh, you're balls deep in my ass--Aaaahhhh!!"

[therealmofamorus]

Zhu: “I am pregnant with your child. You better be prepared for child support payments and to satisfy my overcharged libido for six months and beyond straight!”

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Jaune: *red-faced, gulping* "Well, let me inform my family first."

Zhu: *purrs* "Don't take too long, I'm ready for some fun~."

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Prompt

Original Male Crossover Stud AU

Jaune is trying his best when it comes to massaging Zhu's naked body. Of course when he has to massage her lower back and is technically touching her ass... temptation is going to get the best of him as he puts oil on her ass and is ready to massage that.

(Massage)

(previously)

Sliding his hands up and down the Zhu Yuan's lower back, Jaune Arc was fighting an inner battle. The swordsman agreed to massage the Pubsec Officer's naked form, and he somewhat handled himself when it came to her upper back. Placing oil and spreading it across her flesh, but his fingers fidgeted when it was time for her lower back. Jaune gulped, squeezing the oil on Zhu's lower back and then her ass. The officer shudders for a moment, though she stays composed.

"You're a natural," Zhu said in a sultry tone, gazing at Jaune through the corner of her eye.

"T-Thanks," the paladin replied, placing his hands on the cop's lower back, beginning to spread he oil all over her flesh.

The knight gulped as he slid his bare fingers across the officer's skin. He felt his jeans bulge, his ocean eyes gazing down at her shapely butt. He mentally reminded himself that this was a massage, and only that. As he spreads the oil across her lower back with his left hand, his right hand slides down, inadvertently touching the curve of her ass cheek. A noticeable yelp escaped Jaune's lips, making the young woman slightly turn her head.

"Is something the matter, Jaune?" Zhu spoke up with a small smile, lifting her head up, her gaze focused on the blushing knight.

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Original Male Crossover Stud AU

Zhu has been complaining about back problems and Jaune will always be there to help someone out when they need him. His confidence will deplete when he goes to her place and sees Zhu like this. Apparently she heard that this is the best way to get a massage. Jaune is in for a hard time and hopefully he doesn't need to be on top of her.

No Nut November Meme

(Massage) (Ecchi)

"Zhu," Jaune spoke to the nude officer, brushing his fingers against her bare back. "Are you sure this is necessary?"

"Verily," the Pubsec Officer said, "especially with the back problems I've been having."

"Gotcha," the swordsman nods, having his eyes focused on his fingers and not wandering to her breasts or shapely rear. "I'll help anyway I can...."

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Original Male Stud AU

What happens when Jane offers Zhu to let Seth take that stick out of her ass and replace it with his cock instead?

(previously)

"No!" Zhu Yuan snaps at the Rat Therin, "Hell no!" She then stomps out of the office, slamming the door behind her.

"Such a stuck-up," Jane said with a pout, resuming bouncing herself up and down upon Seth. "Mhmm, more fun for mee--Oooohhh~."

PWALP!-PWALP!-PWALP!-PWALP!-PWALP!-PWALP!–!!

"Jane," the cat officer closes his eyes, enjoying the sensation as he bucks his hips against Jane's shapely buttocks.

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Original Male Stud AU

What does Jane tell Zhu if she walks in on her and Seth fucking in the office? Will Jane make excuses or straight up admit to her misdeeds?

Zhu: *opens the door to Seth's office* "Seth, what's keeping you--WHAT THE HEL?!"

PWALP!-PWALP!-PWALP!-PWALP!-PWALP!-PWALP!--!!

*Before Zhu Yuan was Jane and Seth, both naked while the former bounced on the latter intensely, until Zhu's outburst interrupted them*

Jane: *turns to Zhu* "Oh, I forgot you worked here."

Seth: *red-faced* "Z-ZHU! This isn't what it looks--!"

Jane: "It's exactly what it looks like~."

Zhu: *shocked & flabbergasted* "WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HELL?!"

[razorblade180-heated]

What are some headcanons for the best ZZZ pairing which is Seth X Jane?

Seth may stress out about how gorgeous she is, but Jane practically goes crazy over him when he does something sweet. She could show up in the hottest red dress imaginable and immediately fold because he got her a surprise stuffed animal.

Seth is a giver to the day he dies, and Jane can never counter it. She can have an entire seduction plan ready and then get put on her back because he wants to eat her out. She’s not complaining but damn! All that planning reduced to atoms.

A certain someone cried after a really passionate and intense hookup. I won’t say who, but it definitely became a core memory.

Jane is very gentle Dom. It really isn’t about humiliation or power for her. She just likes seeing Seth let everything go and truly drown in the moment. He’s far too strict with himself.

Jane sometimes bumps into him while she’s in disguise. She can’t help but flirt with him. They’re not technically dating but he always responds “I have a girlfriend” and it takes everything for Jane to not blow her cover.

Whenever Seth gets the nerve to ask for sex, Jane always looks at him in utter shock and awe. He doesn’t know why she’s caught off guard; of course he occasionally looks at her physically. She’s GORGEOUS. It’s just not his favorite quality about her.

The first time over at his house was a disaster. Jane snuck in early to surprise him when he got home. She took liberty of eating some food he left on the counter, then realized a certain small hole near the kitchen floor. It’s a good thing rat poison on rat thierens is only half as effective.

Cuffs have gone missing at work and video feed in certain offices and back parking lot has been scrubbed by Qingyi. It was more for Zhu Yuan’s peace of mind than anything else.

Jane didn’t like aftercare until it was with Seth. Maybe it’s the tail, but the entire act feels warmer than she’s used to.

When there aren’t undercover assignments, Jane wants Seth to leave marks on as many places as he can. She loves reminders of where he’s been.

Seth has gotten very interesting pictures while he was in the middle of work. It doesn’t help his concentration, and yet somehow the work gets done faster.

Seth always feels embarrassed when he’s being assertive, but Jane seems to enjoy it. It makes her giggle

Her sex drive may be higher, but that man has never quit anything a day in his life. The job is done when the job is done.

Jane tries to play things casually and fun but then suddenly there’s breakfast in bed the next morning and the thought of meeting his parents doesn’t sound terrible.

Seth is never jealous when other people flirt with Jane, but he does get upset about what they tend to say and the general vibe.

Jane claims she’s not the jealous type, but she will stop by his house to visit anytime someone flirted heavily with him. She knows nobody is inside but him. She was just in the area so y’know, might as well ride him like a Harley.

Sometimes old disguises make it into the bedroom, but never the wigs. Seth says it’s her face he wants to see. No protection was used that night, or that morning.

[razorblade180-heated]

How long does Seth last for NNN when Jane is involved?

It’s over the moment she catches him off duty. If she visits, he’s letting her in. If she’s on a case for two weeks, then it’s two weeks lol.

[vecnawrites]

Kitty Wants Her Cream

It's the final day of November, and Jaune's hiding to wait out the last bit of time in a Study Dorm. However, he failed to realize that the dorm was also hiding a hungry kitty, who wanted some cream...

Jaune sighed to himself. It had been a long and annoying month, with seemingly everything and everyone stacked against him, but he was almost done with the horrible idea that was No Nut November.

Done with his cock constantly at the risk of being hard, his balls overly full and aching, practically cramping from the backed up cum, reminding him of every little tease that he had gotten during the month; from calling his sister and accidentally seeing his sister in law’s naked ass in the scroll call, to Yang deciding intentionally bounce her tits when he looked towards her, Coco finding it funny to embarrass Velvet by flipping her skirt and showing off the bunny’s (surprisingly skimpy) panties, Nora deciding it was ‘too hot’ in the dorm room and deciding that sleeping in only her panties was okay…

...Pyrrha somehow continually falling into his lap, at least once a day towards the end of the month, embarrassing them both due to the fact that he always ended up pitching a hard on before she could get off of him.

The most embarrassing time had been only hours earlier when the redhead had somehow managed to land face down on his lap, her cheek rubbing against his constrained bulge. It had been a miracle that his cock hadn’t sprung out and slapped her across her face!

But in just a little bit of time, the month would be over, and he could give himself a nice gold star for self discipline, beat his dick until his balls were dry and shriveled, and never do something this stupid and asinine again!

He sighed again, shifting and wincing as he shifted his aching balls, his eyes darting to the clock to see that he still had five minutes left until midnight.

He sighed again, rubbing his head, thinking about how things had gone. Hell, he had been forced to have a detention with Goodwitch due to Nora acting out, and had to deal with a very inconvenient erection while trying not to stare at his teacher’s tits!

Which was why he was here in one of the study dorms tonight. Not only did he need a break from Nora, he needed to be able to get off without potentially waking his sleeping teammates. That was not an embarrassment that he wanted to deal with.

He sighed, burying his face in his hands, missing the movement behind him…

...until it pressed up against his back, that is.

Jaune froze as he smelled a sweet perfume, heard a soft giggle, felt two soft, squishy orbs pressed against his bare back, small hard points leaving no doubt to what they were, making his cock surge in his shorts, the tent twitching hard as he inhaled sharply.

~

“Hey, handsome~” Neon Katt purred, resting her chin on his shoulder as she wrapped her arms around the blonde, naked as the day she was born, tail flicking behind her.

Why was she here? Well, that was easy~ She could tell this poor hunk was backed up with pent up spunk that he needed out weeks ago, from how intense it smelled~ Every faunus could smell it.

It was a miracle the bunny hadn’t jumped him weeks ago!

But if none of the other girls were going to go for it, she had given them more than enough time. He was all hers now~

Feeling his breath hitch in his chest as she dragged her fingertips along his torso, she grinned. “I missed dinner earlier and could use a nice thick, fat sausage to fill me up…and some good, thick cream as well~” she slipped her hands down, licking her lips as she cupped the heavy bulge in her hand, feeling the heat seeping through the textile.

~

Jaune didn’t know how he had missed her, but he didn’t miss her hand sneakily sliding into the shorts he was wearing and his boxers, her soft fingers wrapping around his shaft, making him wheeze in shock as she hummed in satisfaction, her fingers slowly trailing over his erection.

“Mmmm, such a nice thick one~” he heard her purr, nuzzling her face against his, as she wrapped her fingers over his cock, palming it, gathering up his precum and starting to stroke his shaft, fast and hard.

~

Neon’s tail flicked behind her as she held the thick cock in her hand, pumping it hard and fast. This poor stud was so backed up it wasn’t funny!

He needed an emergency ball draining, stat~!

She pumped her hand even faster, knowing that he was going to cum quick after not giving himself any relief for the whole month, but that was okay~

After all, she always kept to the beat, and any music enthusiast knew that you had to release a single before you released an album~

Nipping at his earlobe, her pussy drooled down her thighs as she felt him lean against her, her non stroking hand feeling his heart pound against his ribs. “Mmm, give this kitty her cream~” she purred, her hand moving even faster, helped by the copious precum spreading along it.

~

Jaune groaned, finally unable to hold back any more, releasing a shaking cry of relief as his balls clenched, his cock spraying hard for the first time in a month, great bursts of cum shooting out into Neon’s hand.

He barely heard the surprised sound that the cat faunus made, his eyes screwed shut and his face twisted in pleasure, gasping for air as Neon’s hand twisted around the head of his cock, making him shudder and thrust his hips into her hand.

Finally, his orgasm slowed, leaving him panting and sweating, leaving heavily against a giggling Neon, who pulled her cum coated hand out of her pants and giggled again, leaving him flushed at the mess, and feeling that there was a ton more in his boxers.

Eyes darting to the side to the clock, he groaned as he saw that it was one minute until midnight, meaning he had failed right before he would have succeeded in not cumming the whole month.

“Mmm~♥!” turning his head, his eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as he saw Neon licking his cum off of her palm.

~

Neon purred as she tasted the thick taste of the backed up spunk that coated her hand. Looks like her hunch was right, keeping from release did make a far more intense taste~!

But, while the taste was great, she wasn’t going to let him keep himself pent up anymore!

Neon Katt was staking her claim!

“Mmm, that tasted good~♥” she purred, sliding around him, watching his eyes go wide as he took in her naked body, smug pride filling her as his eyes roamed over her tits, her belly, her thighs, her ass, her legs, before settling on her face as she moved between his legs, her fingers curling into his shorts. Those needed to go; they needed to be washed anyway, so them ending up on the floor while she drained the blonde dry wasn’t going to be an issue at all~

Cum soaked shorts and undergarments flew behind her as she stared at her prize with starry eyes, licking her lips as she lowered herself towards her cum covered prize, arching her perky ass in the air, swaying it, her tail flicking in time with her hips.

Opening her mouth and extending her tongue, she started to greedily lap every drop of cum that clung to her new lover’s groin, savoring the thick flavor of his cum, loving how he moaned and thrashed underneath her.

However, as much as she wanted another taste, that would have to wait.

After all, a very patient and very needy kitty needed her cream!

Springing up, she straddled his cleaned cock, rubbing her soaking, puffy pussy against him, staring down at him in hunger as she rocked herself, her tail twitching and working behind her as she raised herself up to properly mount the spear of a cock-

-then drop!!

“NNNYYYYAAAAAHHHHH~♥!!” the cat faunus cried out, feeling herself spread wider than any toy she had used before, clenching down around Jaune’s shaft, her tail going completely straight as electricity filled her body.

~

Jaune barely had a chance to savor the tightness clenching around his shaft before the twin ponytailed girl started to bounce, her small but perky tits jiggling as she bounced on his lap with purpose, her tail lashing behind her as her large butt smacked into his thighs and balls heavily, her pussy clenching down around him tightly, squeezing his shaft as she bucked on him like he was a bull.

Perhaps he was, he groaned, his hands moving and grabbing the slim faunus’s hips, hearing her cry out as he began to buck upwards as she brought herself down, slamming deeply into her core.

Hell, he had already lost…so why not enjoy himself? He had a very willing partner, and he still ached from all the cum still in him.

And he knew just the place he could put it all~

~

Neon squealed as Jaune bucked upwards into her, making her eyes roll up in their sockets as the head of his cock drove deep into her, his hands holding her hips, though they moved across her thighs, her back...her ass, his hands greedily digging deep into the toned flesh.

She changed her angle, leaning forwards and planting her hands on either side of the blonde’s head, grinning down at him, panting and sweating, her tail whipping as she worked her hips up and down, her pussy getting tighter and tighter, twitchy as she got nearer and nearer to her orgasm.

“Come...come on, big guy…give this hungry kitty some cream~♥!” she winked down at the blonde, only for her eyes to widen as she felt one of his hands release her ass...before falling down on the bouncy cheek with a CRACK!

She tensed, freezing in place, eyes squeezing shut as she tightened down around his dick, clenching tightly around his shaft.

She took several deep breaths as she found herself on the edge of orgasm…

CRACK!

...one that she crashed into as the blonde’s strong hand came down on her tight little backside.

She cried out in bliss as she came, rhythmically squeezing and flexing around the fat dick in her pussy, trying her damnedest to milk him of the cream her kitty wanted…

...and she was obliged.

The party cat’s arms gave out from underneath her and she crashed onto the blonde’s chest as she felt fat fucking ropes of thick cum spray deep into her core, shooting up straight towards her womb and filling her with the heated goo.

She breathed heavily as she purred on his chest, snuggling against him, moving her legs around his own so they couldn’t be detached from each other, her tail lazily moving to show how content she was.

“Mmm, rest now, fuck more when we wake up?” she offered sheepishly, unable to move much after the thorough fucking she had just put herself through...and she was thankful when she got a choked laugh from underneath her.

“...sounds like a plan, Neon...sounds like a plan…”

Grinning, Neon snuggled against Jaune’s chest as she allowed herself to drift off to the realm of sleep, full of cum and content to be held after the largest orgasm she could remember having.

A small, sleepy grin covered her face as she thought about how all those other girls would react at losing out on this stud due to...whatever excuses that they had made for themselves~

Purring, the party Katt fell into a calm happy sleep, full of cum and cuddled wonderfully.

~

Jaune? He was just happy to finally have some relief, and with a girl that was seemingly actually interested in him.

Jaune Arc:

Status: FAILED

Reason/Method For Failure: Neon Katt Sneaking Up On Him And Giving Him A Handjob

Time Survived: Twenty Nine Days, Fifty Nine Minutes

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(Halloween Confuctions) Bored of the average pranks she had been pulling, Nora tries something a bit different: by slipping a blueberry breeders candy in Jaunes lunch... With the side goal of hoping it might get him and Pyrrha finally together. Unfortunately, Jaune decided to have lunch with none other than Ciel Soleil.

Nora giggled to herself as she slipped the special candy, aptly named the Blueberry Breeder, into Jaune’s lunch bag, knowing that he was going to be having lunch with Pyrrha today. Pranks like pepper in pudding cups or adding a ton of spice to the soup were painfully average at this point; and this would have the added effect of giving Pyrrha the Arc D that she had been chasing since the start of the year~!

Yessiree, she was the best wingwoman one could ask for~!

Treat planted, now all she had to do was wait~

Sneaking away with a giggle, Nora couldn’t wait for lunch!

~

Peeking into the room that she knew that Jaune and Pyrrha were going to eat in, Nora balked when she saw Pyrrha eating alone. What had happened? Where was Juane?

Catching sight of her, Pyrrha smiled and waved her in, “Hi, Nora, how are you?” she asked, making the ginger swallow.

“I’m good, Pyrrha...where’s Jaune? I thought you were eating together today?” she asked, wondering where the blonde was at the moment.

“Oh, he unfortunately had to go have lunch with another team leader from one of the other schools. Ciel Soliel, I think her name was?” Pyrrha sighed and shook her head, “I had hoped we could have lunch together, but…” she trailed off, not noticing Nora’s inner turmoil.

Nora looked out the window, hoping that Jaune hadn’t ate the candy...

~

“Aaah~ A-Arc, you brute~♥!” Ciel gasped, placing her hand over her mouth in an attempt to smother the moans of pleasure that she was making as the blonde she had been sharing a ‘working lunch’ with as his massive cock bored out her previously virgin pussy, striking against her womb with every roll of his hips. “I knew that you were up to no good~♥!” she panted, kicking out weakly, her panties flying off her ankle, “You were always plotting on getting me alone and doing this, weren’t you~?” she huffed, meeting wildly horny deep blue eyes with her own chocolate ones, “I s-suppose that I will j-just have to m-make sure that you d-don’t go after other innocents~♥!” she mewled as she tipped over the edge, clenching down on the fat cock within her.

Ciel whined in pleasure, wrapping her legs around his waist. “You’ve gone and done it now, you animal~♥! There’s no other recourse: in order to keep...to keep all the other girls safe…” she panted, looking up into Jaune’s blue eyes as he continued to roll his hips, “you can assault me all you want, anywhere you want, so l-long as you don’t touch anyone else~” he legs tightened around his waist as she stared up at him, “D-do you agree w-with my proposal?”

Her answer was a heavy grunting growl as her partner thrust harder into her, bottoming out and thick warmth filling her as his balls unloaded within her, thick cum spraying straight into her womb, filling her up with the viscous substance.