ABAB (Assigned Bottom at Birth)

Alex|27|He/They what is a man but a miserable collection of hyperfixations

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[the-fawn-king]

I genuinely can't make this shit up, not only did I get dead named in my dad's obituary, but they also spelled it wrong. Fuck my whole family bro this is insane

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[kosmogrl]

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the twin Imps of Sour Stomach and Headache

[mint-kaktuss]

"Take from me a life of sorrow. Lift me from a world of pain. Judge me worthy of Your endless pride."

[dogpuppy]

“hi welcome to gas station what can I get for you?”

“yeah can I get drinks?”

“absolutely, do you want honey bun or just drinks?”

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the honey bun. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the honey bun would be great”

[dogpuppy]

get the honey bun @gaycop

[dogpuppy]

Maybe next time you could try minding your fucking business

[argumate]

I keep thinking this! very frustrating

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[untimelytophat]

@crabussy

[crabussy]

as someone in the field of ecological conservation, I can promise without a shadow of a doubt that people DO care. SO MANY people care.

I have to race to sign up to volunteer trips because even with dozens of spots available, people rush to devote their unpaid free time to helping the environment. these trips often fill up within hours. people care.

you will see a lot of bad news because that is the kind of news that people pay the most attention to. I know this more than you'd think from my optimism- not only do I live somewhere facing some of the most extreme ecological issues on the planet, I also spend my time studying the Bad Stuff every single day.

to see all of this firsthand and stay hopeful is proof enough that there IS hope. I promise there is good news, brilliant news, all the time. it's just less visible. but it's no less important or impactful.

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[grapeearrings]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

so this might be the funniest text i've ever gotten about my partner

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[molabuddy]

does anyone else think about how the sky can literally rock any colour it wants to

[molabuddy]

red, orange, yellow? sunset/sunrise

green? the rarest and not one ive seen personally but it can happen

blue? classics of sky

indigo? violet? twilight babyyy

pink? also shows up at sunrise/sets

black? night. get goth with it

white? grey? her clouds

[molabuddy]

do you love the Fucking colour of the sky. bitch

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Green and pink sky from when the auroras went nuts a few months ago!!

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! The sky is joyful and whimsical!

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[the-fawn-king]

Apparently my fucking dad died a couple days ago, and no one in my family told me until my grandma called a full day later. No one else has said shit or reached out or anything... fuck me I guess. I never expected much from any of them, but this is so low, like am I not even a person to you? The worst part is that I'm not really sad. I don't feel anything, really, I already grieved him so many times so this is just the final nail in the coffin. Am I a piece of shit? I haven't cried once since I found out. Sure, our relationship was tenuous to say the least, but he's still my dad, right? So why don't I feel a goddamn thing about the fact he is gone? Not even the slightest relief knowing an abuser is no longer in this world, just... nothing. I wanna call someone who knew him to and cry about it all, but there's no one

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]