Springlocks and a latte to wash it down

He/they - FNAF humans-centric SFW vore blog - NSFW DNI PLEASE!

[the-fazbearcafe]

BLOG INTRO

Welcome to my blog!

About me: Coffee or Gabriel, he/they, prey-leaning artist and occasional fanfiction writer

What is this? This is a safe for work vore blog. While it’s mainly centered on my fn.af au, I might post multi fandom and OCs at times! I like/follow from @pineapplesandspaghetti (I never post though)

REQUESTS ARE ALLOWED AND INVITED (but no guarantees I’ll do them)

DNI Kink/fetish account, NSFW/MDNI, pedos/maps, pro/darkshippers, zoos, terfs, trolls and the like. HARASSMENT = BLOCKED. I don’t judge people who see vore as sexual you can have your kinks, just don’t involve me or my works 👍

ADMIN IS A MINOR

I’ll mostly post FNAF, SCP, Creepypasta, WoF (mostly OCs) and Mandela Catalogue here, but I might do OCs and other fandoms sometimes.

What you’ll see here:

-Soft/safe vore. -Platonic vore. -Romantic vore. -Unwilling and willing vore. -Human vore and anthro/fantasy vore. -Same size & g/t. -Digestion with and without reformation.

What you might see here: -Clean & non-explicit altered versions of full tour. -Hard vore -Suggestive (not related to vore) or dark humor

What you won’t see:

-Sexual vore. -Vore with young kids or kid animatronics (I sometimes include teen characters around my age and above, but never expect or request a character younger than 13 or MINIMUM. Also DNI if you think it’s ok to sexualize animatronics possessed by kids I don’t want you creeps on here). -Non-oral vore. -Scat and the like. -Feral/animal vore (all monsters are sentient/can talk)

Sometimes for the sake of either story or comfort I will write vore featuring teen characters around my age or familial vore (I won’t tag these as vore and I’ll put them under cut). I do not EVER want kink blogs to view these and I will block without second chance.

I’m not going to explain my whole ass sex life to strangers on the internet just because you’re too nosy to take no for an answer. I don’t post anything that I find sexual here, nor interact with it. That’s all you need to know about me.

I VENT HERE BECAUSE I CAN’T ON MAIN. I VOICE MY OPINIONS ON DISCOURSE. FILTER TAGS IF YOU NEED

This blog is personal, not secret. I don’t care if it’s existence finds its way to my mains (lots of my mutuals have already found it), but many of my followers and mutuals here want to keep their blogs on the low, so I encourage you not to talk about this blog outside the SFW vore community.

Questions? Just ask!

Okay that’s all bye.

[cadetterrified]

I’m all for decentering your agab from your gender and even your identity as a whole but also that’s not something you can do for other people. A huge part of my life was defined by being raised and viewed as a girl (especially as a brown girl) and having to work to transition out of that and tearing that out of the narrative recontextualizes so much of my life. That’s not something you can take away to make your self more comfortable with your image of me.

[cadetterrified]

I don’t know if this is tumblr safe but also honestly no offense but if you’re going to make new terms that center your agab with your gender to talk about your experiences then you also have to be okay with when “TMEs” talk about their experiences with their agab. You’ve already acknowledged that agab and gender do intersect and that things are more complicated than “girl gender and boy gender” when it lets you acknowledge your hardships so I’d better not see you ignoring it when people talk about their own. Goes double if you use those terms exclusively as a woker amab/afab and way to discretely dunk on the one you aren’t.

[the-fazbearcafe]

this time next year people are gonna be asking other trans people if they’re SBS (star bellied sneech) or PBS (plain bellied sneech) and they’ll basically just be new words for amab and afab but conveniently if you’re PBS then you’re evil and not even really trans and kill one hundred SBSs a year and need to be kicked out and handed over to bigots and killed

[pris-cas]

Lesson #23 Digestion

And with certain only very certain rocks that contain carbonate minerals, specifically limestone, chalk, and marble, can be dissolved by weak acids. So this is mostly for comedic purposes.

First Lesson Previous lesson

As always thank you to my phenomenal beta readers!

@xushibeetle

@the-asexual-winter

@stelosia

[cadetterrified]

I know you won’t see this but let a guy hope.

[sillyangla]

so we all know this image right

it was actually cropped from somehwere, so here it is !!!!

i think these 2 should be used more imao

yeah im just looking for reasons to post

[trilliastra]

maybe Delilah's boyfriend is drowning in the ocean and the song is his final goodbye

[animentality]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[titleknown]

Trump Moves to Deeply Censor the Entire Internet

The Trump administration is cynically exploiting calls for stricter AI regulation to pass broad censorship measures at the federal level.

So, in terrible news, Trump's trying to pull some strings to pass this massive internet censorship bill, featuring all the kinds of internet censorship we're terrified of, including mandatory ID for accessing basically any website, specifically to crush state regulation of AI, because apparently this man will always see the moral bottom of the barrel and start digging.

So, if you live in the US and hate censorship and AI you know what to do, contact your congresspeople and tell them do not fucking dare let this through or so help us god...

[kosher-salt]

More direct source of concern

URGENT: We’re one bad D.C. deal away from the era of online government censorship.

Congress and the White House are negotiating your online speech rights away. Tell lawmakers: reject KOSA, NO FAKES, and age-verification man

[rfpreiwaphase]

5calls has NOT updated to reflect this

6/14/2026

Bad Internet Bills

All of the bad internet bills. One website.

Call now. Call often. Get your Americans on the horn. 📞 Every time you call, 🐨 will hug you

[cat-catley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[softwetmoss]

And also occasionally by pufferfish

[the-fazbearcafe]

YALL OVER HERE NEW VORE FIC IS OUT

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I posted this maybe a week ago but it got flagged as mature (oops) so reiterating for anyone new here that this fic is not explicit or sexual to me as the author. If this shows up for you and you don’t want it to no worries, just keep scrolling.

If you do read this I hope you enjoy and thank you all for your support!

[the-fazbearcafe]

(This post is incomprehensible to anyone who hasn’t read TB0SBAS)

Okay wait with what I mentioned in my last fic post about B0bbin being eaten by C0riolanus for his death in that universe, I wonder how that all would go over with Sej@nus. Also with the fact that B0bbin’s body is arguably inside C0riolanus, I wonder how that would play into the district 2 funerary tradition of sprinkling breadcrumbs on a body to give the person food for their journey to the afterlife. Like, if he’d try and ask C0riolanus to swallow some breadcrumbs and whether Coryo would actually go for it or not. Do you see my vision.

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[wishteeth]

@megarhyssa-sp

[the-fazbearcafe]

This is gonna go crazy trust

[leplig]

Hearing people talk about how transmascs have 'white women tears' as a poc will never not be funny.

[the-fazbearcafe]

Does anyone want to beta read a fic before I release it? Not 100% sure I’ll get a beta reader but just looking for interest, fic is nonsexual unwilling+fatal vore, fandom is th.g if anyone is interested.

[the-fazbearcafe]

ANYONE who is not a bot???