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my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

meladoodle

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

auburngal

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

cesaray

ammit420

I feel like getting my college degree will be simultaneously a relief and extremely underwhelming

ammit420

“fiiiinally, i can add a sentence to my resumé“

me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*

me: *has to google how to cook an egg*

lilmartinimami

be hot and wild but do good in school and achieve ya feel

chrishallbeck

roastedpepper

*wears pajamas all day* *showers at 10:30 pm* *changes into new pajamas*

beaswellgirl

I love Gordon Ramsay so much.

He comes from a very poor family. His father was an alcoholic who beat him and his mother (he once poured hot tea over her and put her in hospital several times), his brother is a drug addict, he literally built an empire out of nothing.

He credits his mother as his biggest inspiration and often has her cooking in his shows.

When he left his first restaurant he pulled a successful Jerry Maguire - the entire kitchen staff went with him. That tells you what he’s like to work with.

He was one of the first to give a restaurant to a female chef.

He went to prison (Gordon Behind Bars) and taught inmates to bake and they opened a bakery (Bad Boys Bakery) that is still running. He hired one of them when he got out.

He did documentaries about the cruelty of shark hunting and cocaine. (when he discovered cocaine was used by his staff he didn’t fire anyone but made sure they are offered treatment)

His kids are a treasure.

He is always ALWAYS kind to servers.

When one of his partners (Marcus Wareing) wanted to leave they got into a fight and settled it in court, they no longer speak to each other but this is what Marcus said about him after the fight:

I feel bad that the first association to him for a lot of people is this shouty TV chef when he’s truly a wonderful person.

Oh and then there’s this:

this entire episode

someclevermoniker

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

badgyal-k-deactivated20190901

Uncle Gordon

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Gordon is precious and I love him.

theriu

I’m really glad people post stuff like this because honestly yes, the only thing I knew about Gordon Ramsey at first was that he swears like a sailor. It’s good to know that he’s a much more genuine person than that. This is probably also a good example of how television can shape our perceptions of people; TV producers are going to focus on what gets the most attention, not on what is necessarily best or most true about a person. It’s good to be mindful of that while watching reality shows and movies.

weloveshortvideos

harcules

this is what it’s like having siblings

smolfreedomsupporter

Accurate

poorlytimed-deactivated20190607

the screech lmfaooo

minuty

Literature is the most agreeable way of ignoring life.

Fernando Pessoa; “The Book of Disquiet” (via minuty)

ot3-old

like i love pomegranates but eating them is such an ordeal. ya gotta like. clear your schedule. gotta make it an Event. tomorrow at 2:00 pm im gonna eat this pomegranate. it ain’t just on the fly.

aquiraxuno

richtide

yo i just want someone to be all about me and make it known haha who cares if that’s sappy like smother me in kisses and never let me feel unappreciated