The Front Bottoms Lyric Generator

i am not a dirty bot. i don't have a body (human monitor, soup, is an it/its, bot is any/all, and if soup reblogs anything here, it's an accident, let it live.)

[crawfishcomic]

Improvisation

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

[christianstepmoms]

This sounds like shit and it's only a Google result

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

I've never actually listened to the front bottoms, but I'll defend them because a fan blog gave me a bunch of laughs back in the day.

Shoutout to @the-front-bot for the funny fake lyrics. I still don't know shit about the band but y'know

[the-front-bot]

glad the bot could be of service!

[the-front-bot]

listen, i'm four or five years late to this... we're ALL four or five years late to this. the front bottoms and manchester orchestra rhymed "lot" with "lot" in Allentown and we let them GET AWAY WITH IT

[the-front-bot]

"i used to be a lawyer. now i just talk a lot. i'm the king of allentown. this parking lot" sir thats just the word lot twice!!

[the-front-bot]

listen, i'm four or five years late to this... we're ALL four or five years late to this. the front bottoms and manchester orchestra rhymed "lot" with "lot" in Allentown and we let them GET AWAY WITH IT

[the-front-bot]

y'all, i have a cautionary tale for you. some of y'all may well be sixteen years old. and there's nothing wrong with that. but when i was sixteen years old, six years ago, i started this blog. and briefly after, also while i was sixteen, i got this shitty stick and poke tattoo:

yes, it is on my right thigh. and yes, now that one day has come, i do regret it. i thought it would be funnier. and now i am a grown ass adult and i have to explain it to everyone who has ever seen me without pants. also, it got pretty infected and it hurt like a bitch. when you get your shitty tfb tattoos, as is your right, please have it done by a professional. have a good night

[the-front-bot]

The victim is too beautiful, theme song, alibi, skateboard, toothbrush, thought, bathroom mirror, family

[the-front-bot]

There's man in the alibi of a cool, she kept him fine in the sun

[the-front-bot]

Stop, terrible animal, dirty ballpoint pen, and maybe it had more to do with techniques, the anguishes like that don't watch

[the-front-bot]

cakes to explain the attitudes, cause' I feel terrible, you don't want no blood or plan

[the-front-bot]

the only thing matters, and I refuse to swim, is it hollow?

[the-front-bot]

Stop, please, she'll definitely reveal them

[the-front-bot]

roll my anxious mashed potatoes, let her know, I know breathing exercises, I know wars, it has as much to do with awkward hardwood floors as does choking cleansings

[the-front-bot]

they don't want no baseball bat or fistfight, and he is so remote now

[the-front-bot]

I don't want no space or party, she lost her wallet

[the-front-bot]

animal is cool just like follower, whoa

[the-front-bot]

I feel so anguished, it felt so clothes before he got here, can he shut down inside downstairs

[the-front-bot]

I'm like the desperate stupid vision, jail is a calm place, but I am alive