AvaThorne, the Everdistant Utopia

They/It | 25 | Omniromantic | DNI if you think someone else's identity (or oppression) invalidates yours | rentry.co/DisThorse for thought crimes

[flybaboons]

truly my magnum opus

[firefox-official]

ok! *thinks about men*

[hagrene-deactivated20211030]

ew.

[firefox-official]

youre 24 years old get over yourself

[anexistperson-deactivated202110]

me but women

[firefox-official]

ok. this post is about men though

[it-s-sophia-uwu]

but i don't like men

[firefox-official]

and. who asked

[briarmoss]

[fixing-bad-posts]

[Image description: A tumblr post edited in the style of a blackout poem. Transcript is below.]

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Trans men see trans women and go “trans!”

Submitted by @puppyenergy

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

[beaft]

i am going to tell you guys something and it's going to sound made up but i need you to believe me just this once

[beaft]

the staff at the café i frequent have a fucking betting pool going about what gender i am

[beaft]

i told my ex about this and they admitted that they didn't know if i was transmasc or transfem until our fourth date and they figured it wasn't their business so they just didn't ask

????????

[hollywolly3000]

I think some people would kill in cold blood to have whatever gender presentation you have going on

[fixing-bad-posts]

trans men are actually men

Submitted by @deaddoedonoteat

[skyekurisu]

A story about how I started seeing myself and all the people around me as beautiful girls.

Original by norito_a

[rottingelysium-deactivated20240]

If a boykisser kisses a girl does he become a bikisser or cease to exist

[femboy-expert]

Must a musician not paint?

Must a swimmer not run?

[authenticwhoop]

Wasn't lying when he said expert damn

[trashyot]

[19b-archive-deactivated20250525]

No YouTuber will ever top the phrase "A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese."

[19b-archive-deactivated20250525]

"A California-themed amusement park in the already California-themed California" is also a banger and comes from the same channel.

[gupdoo3]

How quickly we forget "You would have to pay an industrial engineer to create a complex computer simulation of a theme park populated with agents, all with unique preferences, riding attractions of varying capacities in order to compare and contrast wait times, number of rides ridden, and other factors with and without a virtual queue system just to get to the bottom of this incredibly niche curiosity" followed immediately by

[nnavia]

Fontaine as textposts bc I’m obsessed 🌟

[itznarcotic]

warframe

[becdecorbin]

someone added the tag "the oat" on one of the reblogs of my stoat draws and it amused me

[spookattz]

[eternal-fractal]

Vaporeon could probably do this in canon. Like several dex entries state they’re almost 100% water.

[sonypraystation]

when you tell his spoiled ass no

[washimbembe]

Blobboreon

[telltaletypist]

omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

Had a dream I was gaming so hard during a run of Deltarune that I somehow unlocked all the unreleased chapters even the ones that haven't been made yet and I pulverized through every single enemy just by running into them really fast, making them violently explode into scattered pixels with my sheer force. I was having fun until suddenly the screen went white and a very visibly upset Mario appeared (because I was playing on the switch) and he was sitting on a folding chair with his hands clasped together and he asked me “what the fuck is a-wrong with you”. immediately woke up

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]