The Fuck You Guy

[d1s4strous]

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

[queer-as-city-folk]

four and a half inch nails: i want to fuck you like half an animal

[the-fuckyou-guy]

People who like other colors just be like "my favorite color is red" or "my favorite color is green"

Then you have purple lovers who are just like "Everything I own is PURPLE. I want to shove the entire concept of the color purple up my ass!"

[animentality]

[animentality]

[the-fuckyou-guy]

Butch lesbians hanging out with queer men really is an experience. You'll just be trading gossip over coffee, talking about each other's types and she tells you her type is girls who look like guys who look like girls and realize your type is basically the same but gender flipped.

[dogpuppy]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[the-fuckyou-guy]

I have a crush on a guy and he's scared of me. Scared of me!

At least I think he is. All I gotta do is make eye contact with him and he jumps, or sit down beside him and say hi and he practically has a heart attack.

He knows me so me sitting down next to him and saying hi isn't even a weird thing to do. He also giggles a lot around me which he's told me is something he does when he's scared.

I could literally walk up behind him and say ooga booga and he's probably have a panic attack. Am I really that scary?

[decafdrawing]

[bebamonica]

i love this so much because ive been watching demon slayer and i ALWAYS call muzan michael jackson and this is the third post ive ever seen so far related to demon slayer

[the-fuckyou-guy]

Going to fuck with everyone's heads when I'm old by simply refusing to do the "oooh I'm SOOO old" thing and doing shit like parkour and ordering off the kids menu and if anybody asks about it, I'll simply look at them with the most innocently confused expression I can muster.

[the-vampire-lord777]

Help Needed

I apologize for doing this again. I am in college and on disability. I have been struggling with my health as of late and have not been doing well financially due to medical bills. I am currently looking for a better paying job. I only get hours at my current job when classes are in session due to my store being near the campus, which holds true for most places around here. Right now I am running short on money and rent is coming up. I will not be paid again until June 10th. I need between $100 and $200 to cover the cost of groceries and transportation for the rest of the month. Any little bit helps.

I have PayPal, Cashapp, and Venmo.

My Venmo is Erik Salem @ asneakysnek

If you use cashapp or PayPal, please message me for that information. Thank you

[the-fuckyou-guy]

Can someone PLEASE explain to me how the hell I can slather SPF 100 (yes, 100!) all over every inch of exposed skin, reapply every 30 minutes like I'm supposed to and STILL get fucking flambèed? Shit man! My Irish friend, who has red hair, green eyes, freckles, and is paler than me didn't burn like I did. Meanwhile I'm over here peeling sheets of dead skin off my shoulders. What gives?!

Fuck. Maybe I am a demon.

[the-fuckyou-guy]

*faceplants while running from some guy that low-key looks like Yoriichi a little bit*

Sorry. That wasn't very black hair, red eyes, fancy suit, smooth criminal, demon king of me.

[the-fuckyou-guy]

I swear to god that slenderman-looking mfer is staring at me again. You aren't attracted to me, you've said as much, so why do you always linger nearby abd stare at me like I'm an alien species yet never say a word?

Fight me you lanky ass stringbean

[the-fuckyou-guy]

Sorry for being boring and low energy I'm losing a shitload of blood

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[the-fuckyou-guy]

And shittable

[the-fuckyou-guy]

Somehow my date and I ended up as goth prom royalty. I think it's because everyone else was too worried about looking cool to dance but we simply do not give a fuck about that sort of thing and went all out.

Sometimes its not the outfits, the hair or the make up. Its about having the audacity to let loose and be a bit extra, a bit dramatic, even if some people think that's cringe.