I am a mother pheasant plucker.

I pluck mother pheasants. I am the BEST mother-pheasant-plucker who ever plucked a mother pheasant! But in all seriousness, I'm just trying to learn as much as I can without going to college.

[witchvspatriarchy]

TOP 5 things that happened at the Golden Globes 2020 (in no particular order)

Ricky Gervais calling out Leo on his borderline pedofilia

Ricky Gervais telling Hollywood to stfu because even if they like to pretend they're not they're part of the 1% and they know nothing about how real life works

Ricky Gervais using the word racist to describe Hollywood

Ricky Gervais calling out Hollywood for turning a blind eye to Harvey Weinstein and pretending that doesnt happen regularly

Joaquin Phoenix saying eat the rich and reminding Hollywood that they're going down too

BONUS: Bong Joon-ho telling Hollywood that if they really mean to be inclusive they need to start READING like the rest of the world

[falseprophet]

Some serious fucking shade being thrown and I am here for it!!

[thebootydiaries]

*being murdered*

finally

*is reincarnated as myself*

why

[hon3ybrown]

me: I’m emotional me: *blocks myself*

[tiktoks-we-like]

[bitch-a-la-mode]

She’s trying so hard not to laugh 😭

[younotme4]

1. Yellow hijab as blonde hair

2. No voice but you hear it

3. The handle struggle

4. Hijab & Shoulders

[thatsthat24]

WHY? 🗣

[biseckuals]

[ripe]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[willkill4pudding]

Companion to:

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay

[stebbyfrenchguy]

but then how will i see your beautiful eyes bro?

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

bro

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

[iggykoopa666]

‪boy im talking to: i was bragging about you to my coworkers they all think youre really cute‬

me: editing a pic of mung daal to look like luigi‬

[anodomani]

I hhhhave a, contribution to make

[paranoiac1963]

"killing billionaires wont solve the problem of wealth inequality" no but killing elon musk would solve the problem of elon musk

[hollowtones]

Absolutely enamoured by the idea of a real life person seeing like, a hunting dog or a pack mule, or a farm animal or something, and referring to it as “mysterious creature.”

[archosaur-automaton]

[walking Route 12, sees a swarm of Magikarp, begins shaking] oh god, oh fuck, what....what ARE you...

[tharook]

Well there’s only, like, 6 people studying pokémon in a given region.

[hollowtones]

there’s about two people in my area studying animal biology but that doesn’t make me think birds are some kind of anomaly

[everythingfox]

This is URGENT. You just don’t understand, okay?

[carnival-phantasm]

Mental health tip:

You can improve your self-esteem using positive affirmations like "I am the guy" and "I am capable of being the guy"

[thepleasuregoblin]

They didn't have a guy but now they do. I am. The guy.

[localtiktoks]

[byeflexual]

The next panel immediately burned my eye sockets

[mazoolashoogie]

[surprisebitch]

i really did not know what to expect

[oc-things]

d&d character generator: 

1: race (birth month) 

january: elf 

february: dwarf

march: orc

april: gnome 

may: human 

june: half-elf 

july: half-orc 

august: genasi

september: lizardfolk

october: tabaxi

november: goblin

december: dark elf 

2: class (first letter of first name)

ab: wizard 

cd: warlock

ef: druid

ghi: paladin

jkl: bard

mno: cleric

pqr: barbarian

stu: rogue

vwx: monk

yz: ranger 

3: alignment (first letter of surname)

abc: lawful good

def: neutral evil

ghi: chaotic neutral

jkl: lawful evil

mno: chaotic good

pqr: true neutral

stu: chaotic evil

vwx: neutral good

yz: lawful neutral