Hi I Am Riamam

Hi! I’m Riamam Lampnom of the Lamp Clan! Dis is my Grumplr!

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

…

I’m gonna poke Snorpy while he sleeps and see what happens.

[myla-mizzbear]

"No"

- Myla Mizzbear

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Yes >:3

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

…

I’m gonna poke Snorpy while he sleeps and see what happens.

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Gooood morning to everyone except that purple menace over there!

[myla-mizzbear]

"Morning Riamam!"

- Myla Mizzbear

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Good morning Friend Myla! How are you doing today?

[myla-mizzbear]

"I'm doing alright! Well... sort of alright. I'm getting insults about my latest article again..."

- Myla Mizzbear

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Oh.

…

…

…

Gimme a list of names.

[myla-mizzbear]

"I don't bother to learn names here. They don't mean much to me if they're going to insult me.

At least someone at GNN values my work. Her name's Clumby, and she kind of has to like it otherwise my work doesn't even get out there"

- Myla Mizzbear

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Ah I see. So I don’t need to kill anyone?

[myla-mizzbear]

"Not yet"

- Myla Mizzbear

[kaytjohanna]

"... Guys I left for five minutes why."

- Budleguard

[myla-mizzbear]

"Don't question it, Bud"

- Myla Mizzbear

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

I believe by now everyone here should realize I am willing to murder for my friends.

Certainly worked in the past.

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Gooood morning to everyone except that purple menace over there!

[myla-mizzbear]

"Morning Riamam!"

- Myla Mizzbear

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Good morning Friend Myla! How are you doing today?

[myla-mizzbear]

"I'm doing alright! Well... sort of alright. I'm getting insults about my latest article again..."

- Myla Mizzbear

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Oh.

…

…

…

Gimme a list of names.

[myla-mizzbear]

"I don't bother to learn names here. They don't mean much to me if they're going to insult me.

At least someone at GNN values my work. Her name's Clumby, and she kind of has to like it otherwise my work doesn't even get out there"

- Myla Mizzbear

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Ah I see. So I don’t need to kill anyone?

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Gooood morning to everyone except that purple menace over there!

[myla-mizzbear]

"Morning Riamam!"

- Myla Mizzbear

[kaytjohanna]

"...purple menace?"

- Budleguard

[myla-mizzbear]

"YOOOO YOU GOT GRUMPLR?!"

- Myla Mizzbear

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Yes the purple menace known as Bug Bopsicle!

It’s always over there… Watching around like it owns the place.

I hate it! Well I would if it wasn’t do tasty.

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Gooood morning to everyone except that purple menace over there!

[myla-mizzbear]

"Morning Riamam!"

- Myla Mizzbear

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Good morning Friend Myla! How are you doing today?

[myla-mizzbear]

"I'm doing alright! Well... sort of alright. I'm getting insults about my latest article again..."

- Myla Mizzbear

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Oh.

…

…

…

Gimme a list of names.

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Gooood morning to everyone except that purple menace over there!

[myla-mizzbear]

"Morning Riamam!"

- Myla Mizzbear

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Good morning Friend Myla! How are you doing today?

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Gooood morning to everyone except that purple menace over there!

[snakolyteagentkit]

“Hey Kit!” (She waves her arms in the air) “You wanna watch me throw various sauces at Floofty?”

— Riamam

*She's curled up on the bed, not responding*

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

(She angy now)

(She walks up to Kit, picks her up bridal style and sits her down where Floofty is standing)

“Here. Allow me to try again.” (Yeets a pod of Ranch at Floofty)

[snakolyteagentkit]

"NO NOT AGAIN!!"

Kit just watches, unmoved. And Floofty's cleaning their glasses again.

"When I said cheer her up, THIS is not what I meant!"

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

(Riamam ignores Floofty, looking at Kit)

Hey I know you found some upsetting stuff but we gotta be here in the present. You’re not in a good headspace right now to process this. Here, maybe something else will be better…

(Riamam grabs a ketchup pod) A shame to waste good ketchup…

(Yeah you know what happens next… YEET!)

[snakolyteagentkit]

She sighs, "Look, Ria, I get you're trying to help... But nothing will bring her back. It's just more proof that what my dad is doing is..."

"Sadastic?" Clean the glasses

"I was gonna say grumpin crazy. But that works."

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

(She sits down with Kit)

Look… I know what you’re going through is… Hard. The lost of a loved one will forever sear in your mind…

(She reflectively has her claws out, clenching her fists)

Knowing someone was behind it, knowing something was tampered with… Knowing the reason why your life sucks now is because of that stupid STUPID SON OF A—!!

(She stops, biting her tongue)

I know what you’re going through Kit… I don’t want you to be bitter like I was…

[snakolyteagentkit]

*she hugs her knees* "But I never got to know her! So why... Why does it hurt so much?"

"Perhaps, there was still a chance of hope that she was still out there... Unfornately you managed to achieve that goal, just not on the note you wished for. But at least now you can make it right."

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Maybe… maybe instead you could think about how to get rid of the pain. Set things right, as Floofty said.

You are strong Kit. And if it takes longer than you hope for, you will set things right and get your revenege

[snakolyteagentkit]

She wipes some tears, but gives a determined smile, "You... You're both right! We'll just show him what we're made of! Thanks Riamam... Maybe one day I can catch all your favorite bugsnaks as thanks?"

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

(She gives a confident smirk)

All in a day’s work. Now… I’m not quite done with you Floofty…

(She gets two chocolate pods)

Start running

[snakolyteagentkit]

“Hey Kit!” (She waves her arms in the air) “You wanna watch me throw various sauces at Floofty?”

— Riamam

*She's curled up on the bed, not responding*

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

(She angy now)

(She walks up to Kit, picks her up bridal style and sits her down where Floofty is standing)

“Here. Allow me to try again.” (Yeets a pod of Ranch at Floofty)

[snakolyteagentkit]

"NO NOT AGAIN!!"

Kit just watches, unmoved. And Floofty's cleaning their glasses again.

"When I said cheer her up, THIS is not what I meant!"

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

(Riamam ignores Floofty, looking at Kit)

Hey I know you found some upsetting stuff but we gotta be here in the present. You’re not in a good headspace right now to process this. Here, maybe something else will be better…

(Riamam grabs a ketchup pod) A shame to waste good ketchup…

(Yeah you know what happens next… YEET!)

[snakolyteagentkit]

She sighs, "Look, Ria, I get you're trying to help... But nothing will bring her back. It's just more proof that what my dad is doing is..."

"Sadastic?" Clean the glasses

"I was gonna say grumpin crazy. But that works."

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

(She sits down with Kit)

Look… I know what you’re going through is… Hard. The lost of a loved one will forever sear in your mind…

(She reflectively has her claws out, clenching her fists)

Knowing someone was behind it, knowing something was tampered with… Knowing the reason why your life sucks now is because of that stupid STUPID SON OF A—!!

(She stops, biting her tongue)

I know what you’re going through Kit… I don’t want you to be bitter like I was…

[snakolyteagentkit]

*she hugs her knees* "But I never got to know her! So why... Why does it hurt so much?"

"Perhaps, there was still a chance of hope that she was still out there... Unfornately you managed to achieve that goal, just not on the note you wished for. But at least now you can make it right."

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Maybe… maybe instead you could think about how to get rid of the pain. Set things right, as Floofty said.

You are strong Kit. And if it takes longer than you hope for, you will set things right and get your revenege

[snakolyteagentkit]

“Hey Kit!” (She waves her arms in the air) “You wanna watch me throw various sauces at Floofty?”

— Riamam

*She's curled up on the bed, not responding*

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

(She angy now)

(She walks up to Kit, picks her up bridal style and sits her down where Floofty is standing)

“Here. Allow me to try again.” (Yeets a pod of Ranch at Floofty)

[snakolyteagentkit]

"NO NOT AGAIN!!"

Kit just watches, unmoved. And Floofty's cleaning their glasses again.

"When I said cheer her up, THIS is not what I meant!"

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

(Riamam ignores Floofty, looking at Kit)

Hey I know you found some upsetting stuff but we gotta be here in the present. You’re not in a good headspace right now to process this. Here, maybe something else will be better…

(Riamam grabs a ketchup pod) A shame to waste good ketchup…

(Yeah you know what happens next… YEET!)

[snakolyteagentkit]

She sighs, "Look, Ria, I get you're trying to help... But nothing will bring her back. It's just more proof that what my dad is doing is..."

"Sadastic?" Clean the glasses

"I was gonna say grumpin crazy. But that works."

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

(She sits down with Kit)

Look… I know what you’re going through is… Hard. The lost of a loved one will forever sear in your mind…

(She reflectively has her claws out, clenching her fists)

Knowing someone was behind it, knowing something was tampered with… Knowing the reason why your life sucks now is because of that stupid STUPID SON OF A—!!

(She stops, biting her tongue)

I know what you’re going through Kit… I don’t want you to be bitter like I was…

[snakolyteagentkit]

“Hey Kit!” (She waves her arms in the air) “You wanna watch me throw various sauces at Floofty?”

— Riamam

*She's curled up on the bed, not responding*

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

(She angy now)

(She walks up to Kit, picks her up bridal style and sits her down where Floofty is standing)

“Here. Allow me to try again.” (Yeets a pod of Ranch at Floofty)

[snakolyteagentkit]

"NO NOT AGAIN!!"

Kit just watches, unmoved. And Floofty's cleaning their glasses again.

"When I said cheer her up, THIS is not what I meant!"

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

(Riamam ignores Floofty, looking at Kit)

Hey I know you found some upsetting stuff but we gotta be here in the present. You’re not in a good headspace right now to process this. Here, maybe something else will be better…

(Riamam grabs a ketchup pod) A shame to waste good ketchup…

(Yeah you know what happens next… YEET!)

[snakolyteagentkit]

“Hey Kit!” (She waves her arms in the air) “You wanna watch me throw various sauces at Floofty?”

— Riamam

*She's curled up on the bed, not responding*

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

(She angy now)

(She walks up to Kit, picks her up bridal style and sits her down where Floofty is standing)

“Here. Allow me to try again.” (Yeets a pod of Ranch at Floofty)

[snakolyteagentkit]

“Floofty I have an overwhelming urge to throw peanut butter at you. This isn’t just a statement, this is a threat.”

(She starts to clench a peanut butter pod)

— Riamam

"No! No! Don't you dare!! THINK ABOUT KIT!! NO!!"

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Kit’s not here right now

(She yeets it at them)

[snakolyteagentkit]

(Riamam shifts nervously) “Heh… In-indeed… Heh…”

— Riamam

“You alright Riamam? You seem tense.”

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

The uh… sacrifice innocents thing?

Uhhhhhhhh… yeeeeaaaaaah… my village may or may not have been the gatekeepers of that little… ehm…

“Tradition”

[snakolyteagentkit]

She raises an eyebrow, “What do you mean?”

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

IT WAS A NESSECERY EVIL!

The village was hungry, the gods needed a sacrifice to bring more Bugsnax to is

It had to be done!

[snakolyteagentkit]

(Riamam shifts nervously) “Heh… In-indeed… Heh…”

— Riamam

“You alright Riamam? You seem tense.”

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

The uh… sacrifice innocents thing?

Uhhhhhhhh… yeeeeaaaaaah… my village may or may not have been the gatekeepers of that little… ehm…

“Tradition”

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

"Hi, Riamam! Been a while, huh? I'm glad you're alright"

- Myla Mizzbear

Oh hi there!

Yeah I’m alright, just helping out a friend with some issues

[myla-mizzbear]

"I saw. I hope they're okay also"

- Myla Mizzbear

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Yeah Kit seems alright

Hey Kit? You good? How’s that Cinnasnail treating you?

[kittens4jc]

She gives a thumbs up munching on it.

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

Yeah she’s ok

[kittens4jc]

She swallows it and her paw turns to a cinnamon roll. “Yeah I’m better, thanks a bunch for checking. It’s just a rough topic is all, you know?”

[the-grumpus-from-the-ice]

It’s a tough subject for the both of us but hey…

We are away from them

And if your father comes for you…

I will destroy him