Myla Mizzbear

[Myla has returned from bugsnak catching with a snakpack of snax. She walks over to the research tent, putting the pack down]

So... I got some snax, and... I was wondering if you'd like some to experiment on?

@myla-mizzbear

[Floofty looks at the collection of snax in the pack, a little impressed by the legwork]

Ah, so you plan on replacing the adventurer Lizbert? That will be a good assistance to my research.

[They give a pleased smile]

I-It wasn't my idea, it was Filbo's... but I don't aim to replace anyone, I just... thought I'd be helpful...

[They take a bugsnak from the bag and place it on the table for vivisection.]

Well so far, you are proving a decent adversary. You could be of some use.

[She managed a smile]

Thank you...

Take a seat if you wish and watch me work for a while.

[They point to a chair.]

[They politely sit down and fiddle with their scarf]

So what do you plan to do with them?

[Myla has returned from bugsnak catching with a snakpack of snax. She walks over to the research tent, putting the pack down]

So... I got some snax, and... I was wondering if you'd like some to experiment on?

@myla-mizzbear

[Floofty looks at the collection of snax in the pack, a little impressed by the legwork]

Ah, so you plan on replacing the adventurer Lizbert? That will be a good assistance to my research.

[They give a pleased smile]

I-It wasn't my idea, it was Filbo's... but I don't aim to replace anyone, I just... thought I'd be helpful...

[They take a bugsnak from the bag and place it on the table for vivisection.]

Well so far, you are proving a decent adversary. You could be of some use.

[She managed a smile]

Thank you...

[Myla has returned from bugsnak catching with a snakpack of snax. She walks over to the research tent, putting the pack down]

So... I got some snax, and... I was wondering if you'd like some to experiment on?

@myla-mizzbear

[Floofty looks at the collection of snax in the pack, a little impressed by the legwork]

Ah, so you plan on replacing the adventurer Lizbert? That will be a good assistance to my research.

[They give a pleased smile]

I-It wasn't my idea, it was Filbo's... but I don't aim to replace anyone, I just... thought I'd be helpful...

random question, what do you think of Wiggle Wigglebottom?

She warbles a lot, music serves no purpose but to cause disruption.

I actually find music helps me focus, I just think her music is a bit too loud, repetitive and... well... much...

I prefer heavy metal

The only heavy metals that matter are Osmium and Tungsten.

[They snicker at their joke.]

[Myla giggled also]

A geology joke! Love that!

Hello! Hmm.. something decent...

Anything you can tell me about you..?

@myla-mizzbear

Hardly decent... I am Floofty Fizzlebean. Gastroentomologist and prodigal scientist.

Ooooo! So what does being a gastroentomologist entail? What experiments do you do? Have you discovered anything interesting?

[The constant questions were grating and they grimaced.]

In simple words... I study Bugsnax and what they do.

And what have you found so far? Is there a possibility that these bugsnax may partake in a symbiotic relationship with grumpuses?

[Floofty squinted at them, exploding them with their mind, but they appreciated that use of non-baby language.]

There is indeed, perhaps you can help me test this theory.

Ooo, how can I help?

Well, you can start by eating a Bugsnak or two...

[They hoped that would get her to leave them alone]

Hmmm, I wouldn't be too comfortable with that actually. They don't look too healthy to eat. You know, the mutations and all...

Then how do you expect to survive? Snaktooth has no other food source.

I've been eating sauce and provisions I brought myself

[She grinned]

Those won't last at all. Have you considered that?

I wasn't aiming to stay for long...

random question, what do you think of Wiggle Wigglebottom?

She warbles a lot, music serves no purpose but to cause disruption.

I actually find music helps me focus, I just think her music is a bit too loud, repetitive and... well... much...

I prefer heavy metal

Hello! Hmm.. something decent...

Anything you can tell me about you..?

@myla-mizzbear

Hardly decent... I am Floofty Fizzlebean. Gastroentomologist and prodigal scientist.

Ooooo! So what does being a gastroentomologist entail? What experiments do you do? Have you discovered anything interesting?

[The constant questions were grating and they grimaced.]

In simple words... I study Bugsnax and what they do.

And what have you found so far? Is there a possibility that these bugsnax may partake in a symbiotic relationship with grumpuses?

[Floofty squinted at them, exploding them with their mind, but they appreciated that use of non-baby language.]

There is indeed, perhaps you can help me test this theory.

Ooo, how can I help?

Well, you can start by eating a Bugsnak or two...

[They hoped that would get her to leave them alone]

Hmmm, I wouldn't be too comfortable with that actually. They don't look too healthy to eat. You know, the mutations and all...

Then how do you expect to survive? Snaktooth has no other food source.

I've been eating sauce and provisions I brought myself

[She grinned]

Hello! Hmm.. something decent...

Anything you can tell me about you..?

@myla-mizzbear

Hardly decent... I am Floofty Fizzlebean. Gastroentomologist and prodigal scientist.

Ooooo! So what does being a gastroentomologist entail? What experiments do you do? Have you discovered anything interesting?

[The constant questions were grating and they grimaced.]

In simple words... I study Bugsnax and what they do.

And what have you found so far? Is there a possibility that these bugsnax may partake in a symbiotic relationship with grumpuses?

[Floofty squinted at them, exploding them with their mind, but they appreciated that use of non-baby language.]

There is indeed, perhaps you can help me test this theory.

Ooo, how can I help?

Well, you can start by eating a Bugsnak or two...

[They hoped that would get her to leave them alone]

Hmmm, I wouldn't be too comfortable with that actually. They don't look too healthy to eat. You know, the mutations and all...

Hello! Hmm.. something decent...

Anything you can tell me about you..?

@myla-mizzbear

Hardly decent... I am Floofty Fizzlebean. Gastroentomologist and prodigal scientist.

Ooooo! So what does being a gastroentomologist entail? What experiments do you do? Have you discovered anything interesting?

[The constant questions were grating and they grimaced.]

In simple words... I study Bugsnax and what they do.

And what have you found so far? Is there a possibility that these bugsnax may partake in a symbiotic relationship with grumpuses?

[Floofty squinted at them, exploding them with their mind, but they appreciated that use of non-baby language.]

There is indeed, perhaps you can help me test this theory.

Ooo, how can I help?

Hello! Hmm.. something decent...

Anything you can tell me about you..?

@myla-mizzbear

Hardly decent... I am Floofty Fizzlebean. Gastroentomologist and prodigal scientist.

Ooooo! So what does being a gastroentomologist entail? What experiments do you do? Have you discovered anything interesting?

[The constant questions were grating and they grimaced.]

In simple words... I study Bugsnax and what they do.

And what have you found so far? Is there a possibility that these bugsnax may partake in a symbiotic relationship with grumpuses?

Hello! Hmm.. something decent...

Anything you can tell me about you..?

@myla-mizzbear

Hardly decent... I am Floofty Fizzlebean. Gastroentomologist and prodigal scientist.

Ooooo! So what does being a gastroentomologist entail? What experiments do you do? Have you discovered anything interesting?

juniperarts

I think it'd be hilarious if Pavitr was unintentionally savage when he first met Hobie.

Based completely off of this post.

Bonus:

…

I’m gonna poke Snorpy while he sleeps and see what happens.

"No"

- Myla Mizzbear

Gooood morning to everyone except that purple menace over there!

"Morning Riamam!"

- Myla Mizzbear

Good morning Friend Myla! How are you doing today?

"I'm doing alright! Well... sort of alright. I'm getting insults about my latest article again..."

- Myla Mizzbear

Oh.

…

Gimme a list of names.

"I don't bother to learn names here. They don't mean much to me if they're going to insult me.

At least someone at GNN values my work. Her name's Clumby, and she kind of has to like it otherwise my work doesn't even get out there"

- Myla Mizzbear

Ah I see. So I don’t need to kill anyone?

"Not yet"

- Myla Mizzbear

kaytjohanna

"... Guys I left for five minutes why."

- Budleguard

"Don't question it, Bud"

- Myla Mizzbear

Gooood morning to everyone except that purple menace over there!

"Morning Riamam!"

- Myla Mizzbear

Good morning Friend Myla! How are you doing today?

"I'm doing alright! Well... sort of alright. I'm getting insults about my latest article again..."

- Myla Mizzbear

Oh.

…

Gimme a list of names.

"I don't bother to learn names here. They don't mean much to me if they're going to insult me.

At least someone at GNN values my work. Her name's Clumby, and she kind of has to like it otherwise my work doesn't even get out there"

- Myla Mizzbear

Ah I see. So I don’t need to kill anyone?

"Not yet"

- Myla Mizzbear

Gooood morning to everyone except that purple menace over there!

"Morning Riamam!"

- Myla Mizzbear

Good morning Friend Myla! How are you doing today?

"I'm doing alright! Well... sort of alright. I'm getting insults about my latest article again..."

- Myla Mizzbear

Oh.

…

Gimme a list of names.

"I don't bother to learn names here. They don't mean much to me if they're going to insult me.

At least someone at GNN values my work. Her name's Clumby, and she kind of has to like it otherwise my work doesn't even get out there"

- Myla Mizzbear