I Will Be Affecting The Ecosystem @the-hatted-rat - Tumblr Blog

Name: Uncertain. Hatted Rat, or any variation thereof, is suitable

Species: Rat, likely Gobhobbler

Gender & Pronouns: ?

Color Identity: RB

Length: ~3’ counting the tail

Plane of Residence: For now, Thunder Junction

Plane of Origin: Ravnica

Affiliations: The Cult of Rakdos

Companions/Associates: Firemane Marianthe (traveling partner), Revel (appreciated clown), Vasro (stopped the Rat Massacre)

Bio: Having been sent, with nothing but a knife and a hat, on some sort of task through a particularly small Omenpath leading directly to the ask box of one Marianthe, the Hatted Rat quickly gained some form of appreciation for the angel’s actions in preventing the brutal massacre of a swarm of Rakdosi rats by the hands of one Dr Sango. After the… resolution of this particular misadventure, the Hatted Rat has decided to stay with Marianthe as a companion… for now, at least.

#planar posting #bio post

punkitt-is-here

saturnmortis

1 REBLOG = 1 RAT becomes TRANSGENDER

artbyblastweave

Now a lot of people, a lot of well-meaning people, what they're gonna say to you is, Revenge feels empty. You do all that, you go all that way, you get the revenge, you feel nothing. So you just shouldn't bother. And what I'm gonna say is, it varies. Take me. First time I got revenge, yeah, pretty empty, and I was like, yeah, okay, I guess they were right. But then the second time I had to get revenge, woah nelly! Better than sex! So I was like, alright, first time was a fluke, it's like when you have to pump the pump on a soap dispenser a couple of times to get it going, but now we're in business. But the third time, that sort of just fell on a mid point between the first and the second. It was just okay. Fourth time was as good as the second, fifth time was as good as the third, but then the sixth time, you know, that was so awful I thought maybe the tank was empty, but then the seventh time was so good, you know, made me wonder why I even bothered the second and fourth times. Eighth time was just okay. I had a cold. Nothing's as good when you have a cold. And so on, and so forth. What I'm saying is that you gotta keep at it. Artists don't let a dry spell spoil their passion, and people are gonna say a lot of profound-sounding stuff when you've got their dad who killed your dad dangling off something

silly-detector

if you have the mental capacity for it, i think everyone should try and run a gimmick/funny roleplay blog at least once in their tumblr career

gimmickblog-posts-detector

👍

your mom

“egg”

‎

.... Yes

This post is in violation of FIDE's rules and will get the brick as a result.

rainworld-name-verifier

Get the brick is a valid iterator name.

loss-detector

wizard-presly

Woah mama hummina hummina

azzie-beastbinder

[A photo of a gremlin eating a used cigarette filter.]

Baby need a smoko.

-Koda Hayashi

snoopyisbisexual

A MOUSE BAR DURING PROHIBITION WOULD BE CALLED A SQUEAKEASY!!!

snoopyisbisexual

this came to me in a vision btw. the vision was of a little mouse bartender yelling, "cheese it! it's the cops!" and all the little mice flipping the bar and turning it into a fromagerie.