The Swedes

We're three brothers, who just happened to get popular

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

everyone stay proud, this is your time, happy pride

- your Swedes

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

here's a flower🌺🌺🌺okay, maybe three, but you all deserve one! :)

Thank you love, I'll go put then into the water :)

-Otto :)

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OSSCAAAAR! The goblin's back in your room again!

Oh no let's barricade

-Oscar

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axel, oscar's gonna put a tiny dragon in ur bed.

He can try surely try

-A

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

You made a powerful enemy

-Oscar

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

axel, oscar's gonna put a tiny dragon in ur bed.

He can try surely try

-A

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

Axel, any advice? My pig has now learned to open doors and smirks like Oscar

Why do you have a pet pig...

-A

[acesmadnessworld-deactivated202]

Because I do. Here's a picture of the nuisance

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

Does look like Oscar I have to admit

-A

[bunnynest]

you’re very special to me *gives you this*

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@the-ikea-mafia-official

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Baby dragon??

-Oscar

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yes, oscar. be careful they breathe tiny fire.

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

Amazing, I'll sneak it into Axel's bed

-Oscar

[cosmiicstardust-deactivated2022]

DO NOT

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

This sign can't stop me because I can't read

-Oscar

[bunnynest]

you’re very special to me *gives you this*

[cosmiicstardust-deactivated2022]

@the-ikea-mafia-official

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

Baby dragon??

-Oscar

[cosmiicstardust-deactivated2022]

yes, oscar. be careful they breathe tiny fire.

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

Amazing, I'll sneak it into Axel's bed

-Oscar

[voidpotatooooo]

@the-ikea-mafia-official @oscarthecatking

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

I smell identity theft

-Oscar

[bunnynest]

you’re very special to me *gives you this*

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@the-ikea-mafia-official

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

Baby dragon??

-Oscar

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

Happy Valentine’s Day handsome men! 🥺❤️

(Yes that includes you too Axel)

Thank you darling, we were out on a mission so we couldn't celebrate with everyone. Hope you didn't miss us too much.

- The Swedes

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

Axel, any advice? My pig has now learned to open doors and smirks like Oscar

Why do you have a pet pig...

-A

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

How are my handsome men doing? 🥺❤️

P.s: yes I wrote men in plurial please accept my love Axel what did I do to you

Hello love, what a nice surprise :)

- Otto :)

Nothing you're good. Hi Veronica.

-A

[mockwa]

[blackwoolncrown]

congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

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babe, i mean oscar, what can you say about this little one.

@the-ikea-mafia-official

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He's TRYING okay?

-Oscar

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

Happy Valentine's day and remember, murder is okay.

-The Swedes

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is arson okay

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

Very much encouraged

-Oscar

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

Happy Valentine's day and remember, murder is okay.

-The Swedes

[voidpotatooooo]

Soooooo i can murder whoever made it so that valentines day shoves only romantic love down everyone's throat? I say this bc im aro ace and dont like valentine's day for anything except chocolate and the lil digital cards my friend made for my friend group earlier

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

You have our premission

-The Swedes

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

Happy Valentine's day and remember, murder is okay.

-The Swedes

[acesmadnessworld-deactivated202]

Where do you think Valentine's Day came from?

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

Hell

-A

[acesmadnessworld-deactivated202]

The red signifies blood.

[the-ikea-mafia-official]

So I guessed correctly

-A