16. âDonât lie, angel. you know what happensâ
Featuring: Jing Yuan
Note: Dr ratio will be tagged here probs :>
TW: Implied kidnapping, this kind of written in a different confusing-ish pov.
"Y/N, look at this one!" Yanqing smiles brightly, brazenly holding up what has to be the twentieth sword today "It's half-price."
"So how much is it now?" You ask, trying not to feel bored and enjoy this moment.
"100 000 shield." Yanqing manages to murmur awkwardly.
"Next one." You say in a deadpan way.
This idea of a shopping trip had been pitched by Yanqing after seeing you cry as soon as Jing Yuan walked out of earshot. It took a while like a while while and a lot of begging but you two managed to get it on the rules that:
You're only allowed in the artisanship commission
You and Yanqing are to stay together
Yanqing thought it was great because you gotta get out. You thought it was great because you got a chance to run. It's a win win.
"Okay this one is just 10 000 shield."
"Eh-Y/N? Wh-fuuuccckkk!"
You had 'joked' about running away a couple of times today but he didn't think you were being serious!! Oh my Aeons, the general's gonna be so mad at me.. Yanqing mentally cries.
Just find them before the general does.
Easier said than done.
It must have been ten minutes. At the most. And you crashed straight into something someone. They were tall and fluffy? (probably from the amount of hair). And they were very familiar...
To re-quote Yanqing "fuuuuuccckkk!". It's Jing Yuan.
"Y/N? Aren't you supposed to be with Yanqing? Don't tell me you-... And to think I trusted you."
something about you figuring it out, JUST LIE. "No we got separated, it was really my fault though I thought-"
"No."
"Pardon?"
And then Jing Yuan laughs. It's very breathy and quite unsettling since he was trying to be seirious two seconds ago, "Don't lie, Y/N. You know what happens." He smiles at you, but there's an unertone of something. Anything.
There's only actually a couple of things he could do, incessant physiological and physical torture OR nothing. Hopefully it's the latter.
May I request yandere tecchou and yandere jouno sharing a reader?
"YES" Screams the Hunting Dogs -minus Fukichi fan
TW: Kidnapping, torture, a tiny bit of gore,
Note: I tried something again :P duel prompt thing next (probably)
It's quiet. Maybe you've gone deaf from the amount of screaming happening, or maybe you've just died. Ah, there's Tecchou. You wanted to greet your favourite of your captors, but you have lost your voice. Shame.
Blame it on Jouno he might as well rip out your vocal chords at this point, to go along with your two broken legs and finger that's barely holding onto the rest of your body.
You should just laugh it off or something, though. It's basically a love language! Nevermind; focus on Tecchou. Focus on Tecchou.
"Are you okay? What did he do to you?" Tecchou asks with a little sense of worry; he's never been the type to hurt you, at least on purpose.
Nothing. As mentioned before, you have no voice. You wonder if Jouno can hear thoughts.
"Why are you talking to them? They're still in isolation idiot-" Well, he heard that. He seems to be just sitting in the kitchen though.
"Tonight..." More silence. Maybe Techhou's thinking of something to say, "I'm gonna play really loud music."
Silence again. This time the awkward kind of silence.
"I can't believe I agreed to do this." Jouno groans.
---
Tecchou is out on a mission today. You're left with him. Tecchou didn't keep his promise of playing really loud music, but he did something better. He let you out!
Jouno refused to sleep with you his loss, and as aforementioned, Tecchou is out on a mission. So you're alone. For like one hour, good enough maybe you'll sit and stare at a white wall OR sit and stare at a black wall.
"It's 1:00 in the morning go to sleep." Jouno tells you, leaning on the doorframe.
"No." You turn around to try to go under the covers.
"Then I'll make you go to sleep." Jouno rolls up his sleeves and starts walking over to you.
"Fine." You say, annoyedly.
"Good." Jouno responds.
Jouno sat down next to you in a nonchalant kind of way and just stared. In a blind way. He more listened. Listened awkwardly. Listned shamelessly. He didn't respond to your sideye (obviously). Or your verbal "Go away".
He stayed until you fell asleep, and you HOPED he left when you fell asleep.
---
Both Jouno and Tecchou decided to stay home today. Yay. Sarcastic. When you woke up, Jouno was still by your side. But Tecchou was draped over you, careful not to touch your still broken legs.
"Morning."
"Morning."
"Morning." You three exchanged mornings.
"You want breakfast?" Tecchou asks kindly.
"Not really," you respond.
"Too bad." Jouno gives you a plate of eggs and says, "made sure the physcopath didn't put sugar on them." THANK YOU, LORD JOUNO!
And it's quiet again. There's not a lot that's going to happen with Tecchou and Jouno together and with you "behaving." All you can do is just hope you'll either snuff it or escape soon.
Kunikida is the type of yandere to plan every single aspect of your and his life together like if Dazai looks a bit too forward in his schedule he'll see creepy shit like me and Y/N get married TăT
And then after throwing Dazai in the mix, he would totally bully Kunikida for it. Dazai can't just be like call the police he ,despite me also mischacterising him sometimes as the skrunkly, is mentally fucked. So he just decides to pretend to be attachted to you. But of course it back fires and now he can't go two seconds without you
So obviously Atsushi is going to get invovled since that's his mentor lol. And he's just trying his hardest to get Dazai to focus on anything that isn't you. I mean he was aware Dazai was doing it as a way to annoy Kunikida but now.. Atsushi's not so so sure.
And then Akutagawa see's Dazai clinging onto you with the "If you leave me I will kill myself" mentality and immediatly thinks okay Dazai-san likes this person so if I study them for every waking he'll like me. Thus Akutagawa starts stalking you. Atsushi and Higuchi soon follow Akutagawa's footstep as well.
Chuuya soon meets you as he thought Dazai was alone and came to fight him and he thinks it's love at first sight so now he's started the 'Make Y/N join the port mafia' movement. And Gin joins solely to see why Akutagawa is making a huge fuss about you. She see's after a couple of weeks and is now fully commited to the movement .
Tachihara is confused to say the least but he won't even think about you for a little while.
And you know what? Fuck it. Throw Verlaine in the mix he comes out of hiding and joins the MYJTPF (Make Y/N join the port mafia).
Now we circle back to the ADA where fights between Kunikida and Dazai have broke out and now there are two sides.
A) Dazai should back off
Kunikida
Kenji
Katai
Yosano
B) Kunikida should back off
Dazai
Atsushi
Kyouka
Junichiro and Naomi
Ranpo and Fukuzawa remain indifferent. Ranpo deduced that none of them have a healthly liking to you long ago anyway.
Kyouka and Kenji are so confused. Why is everyone fighting over this? I guess I'll go on this side because my friends are agreeing with this dude. But after two hours hiding in the break room with you while Kunikida is ripping Dazai apart they're both like parent? Paarent.. And Kenji moves to team B because fun dad over strict.
Even if Kyouka and Kenji are your biggest supporters you're kind of limited to what you can talk to them about because y'know child so you start to confide in Yosano and BOOM yandere. Don't ask how there's still things I'm figuring out.
Most of the ADA -Katai and Ranpo are yandere.
Mori is now sat there wondering where the hell did all my employees go. As soon as they figure out you're the root of the problem but not really but technically no victim blaming here guys. Mori decides to just kidnap you and use you as leverage for Dazai re-joining the mafia
Distingushied readers, this is the phenomanon that I shall call the Yandere Kunkida domino effect.
Hii not the same anon but can you do a part 2 of âthe perfect crime trio (mushitarou ranpo, Poe together ) with a s/o who had a not so good childhood and so has a Confort food to help with itâ
And on where reader invite they friend to sleep over bc they donât feel comfortable
Part 1 here
TW: Reader is still mean to Ranpo, more stalking, swearing
Note: kind of obvious but F/N means friend name and 100th post! It feels like it's been forever since I started posting T-T. There's also 200 of you now. So: Heeeeyyy thank you :3
People usually like being right. But this is definetely an exception. It's been about 2 days since you found three degenerates boys stalking you from outside your window.
It's not something you can easily get used to, not at all. In fact if you see a certain detective one more time you think you may go crazy. Or crazier. You can't look at racoons the same. You can't watch a ghost or detective movie the same. Why did you even trust them? Sure you made an effort to be pleasant, but you didn't think this was going to happen.
3 pairs of human eyes and 1 pair of racoon eyes on you constantly. It's been 2 days since you found out the trio's secret but it's also been 2 days since you last slept.
Right that's it, spaghetti is on the stove, F/N's number being dialied at this very moment. Sleepover hell yeah. Oh and Ranpo is in your house again. Wait. Ranpo's in your house again?! And Poe and Mushitaro? Of course.
"What're you doing?" Mushitaro asks.
"Cooking." You respond, trying to focus on getting them out instead of awnsering questions.
"And texting her friend." Ranpo adds on cheekily.
"Get out." You tell Ranpo.
"Nope!" He smiles at you and jumps onto your couch. Little shit. And then Poe joins him. Little shit. And you'll never believe this Mushitaro joins them. Do they have no respect?? Breaking into your house and then sitting on your couch?
Suddenly, a text. I'm outside let me in >:(. Dammit.
"Everyone!" Poe just took your phone from your hands and made Mushitaro and Ranpo gather around it. "Y/N's friend is here."
Suddenly Poe starts texting.
'Nevermind. I am feeling better now, go away.'
';=; what's with the grammar'
'Nothing'
'Bye then?'
"What the fuck!" You yell at Poe who jumps, he obviously wasn't expecting it. Asshole.
"You have us if you're feeling unsafe." Mushitaro tells you ushering for you to take a seat on the couch with Poe and him, Ranpo ran off somewhere
"I think your spaghetti's ready." Ranpo says from behind you.
Sarcastic woo. Spaghetti. I'm sure you can share it with 3 others right?
Anyone else here just want Asta to go completely apeshit yandere? Like killing spree bash someones head in with a telescope kind of apeshit. Feel like it'd be something interesting... Or maybe like opposite of apeshit? Like eerily calm?
She just is so chill it's scary oh you don't wanna date her that's fine! But as soon as she gets to anyone and I MEAN ANYONE could be Herta, Arlan, even that Capote dude and she'd just like breakdown? Anger or sadness depends on who she's with but she's breaking the nearest vase.
Even better would be a yandere in DENAIL I don't love them no I'm doing this for myself she says as once again bashing someones head in with a telescope looks at you and goes.. Hey bestie!! And stuff. Not clueless she just assumes if she acts normal around YOU everything will be fine
If there was one power couple duo that shouldn't be messed with in Inazuma it was Kazuha and Tomo. Not only were the two inseperable, but they also were vision holders? Cool as fuck.
Sorry, did I say vision holders I think I meant: Stalkers. Hardcore stalkers.
Maybe it was just the power of anemo but you've never heard Kazuha's footsteps, yet he's always just behind you. And this time you know it was just the power of electro because Tomo did NOT attempt to start a thunder storm for your attention with his bare hands.
They're both 'clingy in their own ways is how Kazuha would describe it, poets and romanticising things. Though Tomo going 'yeah. And?' with his whole body draped over you (not even in a purposefully melodramatic way) is also not a good response.
Weirdos.. Leave me alone please! You think. But, if it was that simple, you wonder how fast the Sakoku and Vision hunt decree would be abolished. 10 seconds tops maybe?
Kazuha and Tomo the people watchers strike again, watching you from a nearby tree! Call the police please! But, then again you wouldn't want them getting caught would you? They would get their visions stolen! You've heard horrible stories about that from Kazuha and Tomo seperately.
You're not going to be that unkind to them.
You open the window from your house to onlook their temporary "camp". Consisiting of two futons, you're still confused on why they're not absouletly filthy but it's Teyvat it's probably some magical force and one sword rack. They'll just freeload of you for the rest you're all neighbours after all, another wise quote from Tomo.
They're just sitting there, not talking. A bit creepy. But maybe they're enjoying the sunset? Veery unlikelyÂ
"Ah! Mornin' Y/N!" Tomo smiles at you cheerfully, he doesn't have the sharpest of eyes but since Kazuha was dead asleep it was you vs cat man. "Kaz, wake up!" Tomo starts shaking Kazuha awake excitedly. It takes a minute though contrasting with most peoples belief Kazuha's actually quite a heavy sleeper he just rarely gets any sleep.
Kazuha slowly awakes, he looks slightly majestic but that's besides the point. "Mn.. What is it?" He drowsily rubs his eyes and looks between both you and Tomo. Â
"Oday ouyay wantay otay askay emthay?" Tomo whispers to a confused-looking Kazuha, he usually did things like creating 'languages' or even worse foods that the two only understood.Â
"What are you saying, Tomo?" He gives Tomo a slight laugh, he must not remember.
"WE WENT OVER THIS LAST NIGHT, KAZ." Tomo half yells, melodramatically feigning hurt.
"I wasn't listening." Kazuha smiles at Tomo patting his back, you hope they're not going to keep us this back and forth.
"Fine. I'll do it myself." Tomo clears his throat like he's going to say something really important or really dumb: "What are you doing this morning, because we were hoping you'd come to Sagonomiya with us!"
"I can't." You say matter of factly. You really can't, Yoimiya wanted to show you some of her fireworks.
"Why?" Tomo and Kazuha ask in sync, it seems Kazuha has half-caught onto the the drift now.
"Yoimiya wants me to help her test out something." You say to them.
"That's dangerous." Tomo frowns and tries to convince you to travel with them once again.
"Don't care." You start to get annoyed by their pushiness.
Kazuha finally having fully caught the drift says: "...Well Y/N. It's like this: You can't and won't go anywhere without us because it's not allowed."Â
"That's simple principal." Tomo adds. He reaches for your hand even though he is outside your house and just casually pulls you out the window Kazuha slightly bends the air in order to give you a soft landing.
14: âI wonât hurt you as long as you donât do anything silly, love. donât make me mad"
Featuring: Osamu Dazai
TW: Asking to commit double suicide, implied stalking, violence, blood
You always have the night shift at the convience store you work at, which is a bit of a blessing because litterally no one's coming to a small convience store on the outskirts of Yokohoma at 4. If you're lucky you can even just sleep for your whole shift and no one notices!
Minus the brown haired man who seems to come at 12 and NEVER leave well at least on the weekends. You've been trying to avoid him, he always stays for too long to be just buying something to eat and going out.
You're favourite part of the brown haired man's stay is when he first enters as he makes an effort to look around. If only leaving you alone for a couple of minutes. Then he comes to counter with various items which are usually made up of:
. Bleach
. Alcohol
. And Rope.
He then tries to makes conversation. Exchanges pleasantries, and then goes into conversation you might have with a close friend:
"Will you commit a double suicide with me?"
"No thanks." You always say, trying to drive him out of the store as quick as possible.
"Hm, maybe next time?"
Now this week has been interesting. The browned haired man's visits have been spread far and few between. You've gotten word that he's been coming around at lunchtime asking stuff like 'where's Y/N?'. Odd. You don't recall giving him your name.
And when he comes at the right time to see you, he no longer buys bleach or alcohol or rope. 1 singular crab onigiri. Selling for a couple hundred yen and then talking to you like usual. But like unusual he says:
"Hey, I'm Dazai you want to date me?"
"No thanks." You try and quickly get the money from 'Dazai' and make him leave.
You look up at him again, trying to get his money, but a knife had been situated next to your temple. Shit. "Unwise choice if I say so myself."
"Don't hurt me." You mutter. You just want to be left alone, you just want to work.
âI wonât hurt you as long as you donât do anything silly, love. donât make me mad." He chuckles and moves the knife down to your cheek, nipping it with said knife. Blood dripping out slowly. You put your hand on your cheek in attempt to stop the bleeding. Your hand is probably red now. But do not threat:
Everything will be fine. Everything will be better.
  The man with the brown hair no- Dazai, will make sure of it.
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