Suburban M*Army

EPIC fan/supporter/devotee to all of BTS and a true believer in Jikook!

[jkvjimin]

JIMIN & TAEHYUNG ↳ are you sure?! | episode 3 for @jung-koook ♡

[joonmyun10]

jimin and taehyung are only two months apart but jimin sounds like hes 12 and taehyung sounds like he’s gone through puberty twice and this is why i have trust issues 

[turtlegramps]

seriously and jin is older than yoongi by a year but yoongi looks like he’s been through multiple economic crises and built a home with his bare hands or something idek

[800189-deactivated20190201]

And namjoon and hoseok are only 7 months apart. Namjoon talks as if he’s been reincarnated like 8 times while hobi is still using the \@_@/ emoticon idk

[keepseokjinsafe]

and jungkook is younger than all of them and yet still looks like he can bench press all of them stacked on top of each other

[btshoeokay-deactivated20230226]

I’m glad this exists.

[bambamisaboomyinmypants]

This is the legendary post on tumblr that appears once in a lifetime on your dash so don’t hesitate to reblog it because it is a gift from God

[suburbanmarmy]

People really acting like the cult. Using the same exact words. Saying the same exact things. So deep in their conspiracies and delusions they don’t even realize it. SMDH

[causesciencethatswhy]

Imagine calling out a member for *checks notes* relaying a quick story about a song that jungkook sings for him.

Like please hear yourself out, if this was literally any other member than Tae whose not attached to the "rival ship" yall wouldn’t give two shits.

Tae is spontaneous and speaks whatever comes to his mind. Making him out to be some calculative manipulator because tkkrs are insane devils is genuinely fucked up and I wish you guys would just unstan atp.

Like, no, I'm sorry no member bears the onus for how their solos and shippers act, because if we were to use that logic, then pjms and their vileness should have absolutely sullied j/ms name by now. The same goes for all other solos.

The only ppl responsible for the terrible hate jimin gets are those solos/shippers/antis and most of you don't want to admit that and instead blame the members themselves because most of you belong to one of the above factions for some other member and feel called out.

[suburbanmarmy]

This.

I’m genuinely embarrassed for some folks.

[jung-koook]

LOTTE XYLITOL×BTS Behind the Scenes Video of still photography Extra Edition

[humanuser0613]

Our cuties 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

[seoul-bros]

Vmin hanging out

This photo wow! There was a sharp intake of breath when I saw this.

Gorgeous both of them.

Post Date: 14/10/2023

[stormblessed95]

Every photo and clip I've seen this morning has had me giggling and kicking my feet! I can barely handle vmin together on a good day, my god! I love these 2. SO MUCH. Gorgeous and so sweet together

[suburbanmarmy]

Ha… all the “it’s become very obvious that these two aren’t as close as they used to be” essay writing people can SUCK it. At the end of the day, none of us know ANYTHING. Love them with my whole dead heart.

[suburbanmarmy]

I’ve missed seeing these two together more than anyone. 🥺 Don’t focus on any of the negativity. I already see that happening. You find a tweet with a few hundred gremlins hating but there are tweets with THOUSANDS of likes, shares, quotes absolutely adoring these two. True Army love their bond and celebrate it. The gremlins are the vast minority and your engagement causes them to keep showing up in your TL.

Remember that.

Enjoy today. 😚

[suburbanmarmy]

Is it?!?! Will it be a collab?????? Spoilers abound in boraland and my spidey sense be tingling since V talked about recording at JK’s house.

[chikooritajjk]

Honestly, Taehyung is a fucking genius for the way he chose to promote his album

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The foundation he set for his sound in any future albums is exactly what you want to do. You don’t go straight into Bing Crosby, you grow musically, and introduce your audience to R&B and Jazz along the way.

I’m surprised no one else is talking about his vision, not even in this app, but let’s face it, people here don’t like tae, so it’s not THAT surprising, it’s as if you compliment tae or give him praise people immediately think you’re putting down the other members, especially this weird hate train from jkkrs - how weird that it sounds exactly like another cult when it comes to Jimi—

I DIGRESS

- but I’m not really seeing that (his vision) discussion on twt either.

It’s interesting.

Might fuck around and write a post about it 😭😭 but first I must tackle the thousand other posts I’ve been trying to fuck around with for month 😭😭😭

[ejassy]

Layover is amazing and so perfectly, quintessentially Tae Bear. As someone who hasn't always vibed with his voice on it's own (not surprising since I'm the only one in my fam who isn't a Barry White fan either, but then deep dee voices aren't usually my jam so there's that. ) Layover changed my mind. LMA makes me want to say okay second chance granted, what was I thinking. Slow Dancing is such a musical feast and is so rich. And the flute and piano instrumentals taking us home is chef's kiss!! And For Us makes me want get on a plane to wherever the man singing to me is and say let's try again. I'm so proud of him. Layover is a masterpiece and he's killing it. I won't even talk about his promo and his stunning photo shoots and sweet interviews or we'll be here all day. The duality of all these men defies explanation. All in all as someone who recognizes that I myself have been too critical of Tae at times, I just have to say I've discovered a new appreciation for who he really is. Getting to know him again through his promo and music has been so beautiful. He did so well and he deserves all his flowers. I can't wait for the follow up. In the meantime I'm looking forward to your post, my Artie.💜🫶🏾🫰🏾😘🥰😍

[suburbanmarmy]

I’m seeing some peeps who were really giving off some major manti solo energy throughout Chapter 2 whooping it up big time about the contract renewals. Like…”you didn’t see anything”, their OT7 status never waivered. Oooookay. Cracking me up. 🤣🤣🤣

[jung-koook]

230919 - namjoon for dazed korea

[humanuser0613]

Namjoon in blue hair

[akookminsupporter]

JIMIN WENT TO SUPPORT TAEHYUNG AT MUSIC BANK!

my VMin heart ♥️

[jung-koook]

NAMJOON 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[humanuser0613]

Happy Birthday Namjoon! 🎂🥃

He is a person I admire. He is a person I can admire from afar. He has embraced me without proximity. I only hope he can also feel my support and love for him as a human that has impacted my life. 💜

[akookminsupporter]

V 'Slow Dancing' Official MV

[humanuser0613]

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

The video is gorgeous! I love his voice and omg the flute!!! It hits on all my cylinders!

[kavijay99]

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Looks so beautiful 😭

[naneun-no]

To the anon who sent me the ask that started with “idk if I’m bodyshaming or not but” and then proceeded to spend three paragraphs criticizing Jennie:

You are.

I’m guessing that was a mass-ask you sent to lots of people in the hopes that someone would join you in your mean-girling. Not me.

Not that it matters, but I think Jennie’s fucking hot. (A lot of other people do too, she gets paid more money than I will ever see to stand there in her underwear and look pouty. I’m sure that really bugs you). I’ll admit my bias in that group is Rosé and my fantasies are mostly reserved for her, but Jennie is a beautiful specimen. As for her personality, which you took the liberty of bringing up… I’ve never met her, so I genuinely don’t have anything to say. Thanks to your ask, I have a pretty good grasp on a very unattractive side of your personality though. Funny how that works.

I’m sorry that you…feel “sorry” for Tae or whatever the hell your excuse for your meanness was. I assure you, he doesn’t need it. He is SO far removed from your opinions on his girlfriend’s ass, and you should be glad of that. Cause if you were his actual friend and you said that shit about his actual girlfriend… you’d be a toxic pick-me who needs to be culled from the friend group asap. As it is, you get to stay pretending you’re his fan while secretly harboring vile thoughts for people he clearly cares about.

You said that you don’t think you’re being rude because BP fans drag Jimin for his looks all the time. Aside from the piss-poor moral logic of the idea that if someone does something shitty and you do it back it’s somehow excused — you’re all out of line. Any and everyone who takes shots at people’s appearances and laughs at someone’s body proportions are all pissing and swimming in the same vapid cesspool.

You seem hyper-concerned about physical appearances so let me give you some wisdom: there is nothing uglier than a rotten personality. With that ask, you’re a solid 1.

[lovesmazes]

Taehyung for W Korea [cleaned up + logoless]

[andy-wm]

His aesthetic is stunning. Tae can be anything.

[kavijay99]

Born to be a model!!!!

[suburbanmarmy]

🔥