Dodgy Internet Characters
You know they're there, watching but they never do anything.
They have friended you on Facebook, and are one of your email contacts. You know they're online, but they never respond or post
These folk can't really think of anything interesting to post. They put up links to jokes and inspirational quotes or pictures of kittens and sick children
They post a lot, often with lots of swearing, believing that Mum and Dad won't find out, but their friends will be impressed
Mostly blokes, often online all day (and, sometimes, all night too). They argue.
These Swivel Chair Soldiers frequent newspaper comments sections and online forums. They argue a lot, often with the same people every day, occasionally offering to meet for a punch-up to settle a debate. (They don't ever mean it!)
Will comment on videos of skateboarders or folk jumping off of stuff. Granny will point out how dangerous it is.
The Stamp Collector collects 'likes' and has an astonishingly large collection of online contacts. Often an evolved 'Wannabe', they may post links to kittens or sick children to amass a collection of favourable comments.
On a dating site, the Stamp Collector will be popular and receive many invitations but will never leave the house.
She (or he) will correct your grammar or your understanding of the relevant facts. They have nothing to contribute to the actual discussion.
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