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moving blogs!

i thought i’d put this one out of its misery and start a new one

the new blog is @themasked--merchant

you can find mun at @miironmii 

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What are you doing for Christmas?

ZACH: I dont really have anyone to hang out with... 

ZACH: So I’m just at the shop again this year

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ZACH: Mistakes have been made

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ZACH: I dont want a lot for Christmas

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what's your favorite idea?

ZACH: Introducing...

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[puts the door back on its hinges] Books.

ZACH: Alright, Hold on

ZACH: Here, 50% off for you

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[kicks down the door] BOOKS

ZACH: You can get your books after you fix that door

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ZACH: You sinners are all banned from the shop

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sin with us you filthy ho

ZACH: This is peer pressure

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ZACH: There will be no more sinning in this household

ZACH: You’re all banned from the shop

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[[More like six months I think.]]

//yeah pff//my friends on a Skype group where trying to revive OFF and then I remembered that I have an ask blog

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[[rip]]

//it's been a year or something lmao

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//I doubt anyone's awake and I'm just talking into the void but //tsundere zach

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//I'm looking back at all the posts i made and //c rin g e

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Yo Zacharie do something cool.

ZACH: Dude bro dude dude dude bro man yeaah dude

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Do you have any anti-sinning wares? If so, I'd like to buy them all

ZACH: Sorry, fresh out

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Let's all eat babies

ZACH: ... You’re supposed to be dead