The following is to everyone from the Eddsworld āpaultryk fandomā.
Thanks for ruining this show for meā¦
If i knew how things would turn out iād never donate - hell iād rather spend this money on a whore or two.
Iām speaking for myself and Paul
Itās time to stop and end it.
For a while i have found this pretty funny and safe to be left alone - and soon after it started poping up in random places outside this closed tumblr space it became unbearable. We had to involve Tom in that where he called out people that were harrasing us, called them to stop and sadlyā¦ sarcastically stated that the ship was canon (unfortunately that did not help the case). I was waiting for it all to just slowly die out considering the show was over. After leaving it be for a plenty amount of time i received an unexpected email from famousbirthdays asking to clarify the info they got. Thatās when i noticed that itās still going and now when iām writing this itās probably too late to change anythingā¦
Seeing how fed up with it I am, I will not try to be nice or politically correct, just so you know.
First of allā¦ thanks!ā¦ (in case some of you did not catch itā¦ itās sarcasm!)Ā
For using my real name in those fanfics, arts and trivias!Ā Thanks to some of you dumb assholes if you search me up youāll end up finding eddsworld gay fanart!Ā (Imagine explaining that to people, friends or even possible boss if he looks me up)Ā
Also who was the fucking genius that created my āfamous birthdaysā profile - where most of the info is eddsworld related?Ā
Some people may say - āBut i donāt mix reality with fictionāā¦ Well good for you since your fiction isnāt labeled with your own fucking name!Ā
Whoever is guilty of doing the aboveā¦ Fuck you!Ā
Hereās a little thing you can notice when you searchĀ MY REAL NAME!
Hereās the same with google images
If youāll decide to not respect this whole post and want to continue this shithole, at least stop using my and Paulās names and last names ever again!
Just shorten it to justĀ āPat and Pauā or whatever! And stop associating us with those characters!
Second of allā¦thanks again!ā¦ (thatās a sarcasm tooā¦ kinda the same one Tom used in his infamous tweet)Ā
Because of that I also had to cease all online public conversations with Paul just for our image safety. No matter what, people always needed to butt in those conversations adding nothing else than Eddsworld or comments suggesting we should make out. We talked about swimming - guess what kind of art showed up soon after!
I canāt interact with my friend (who has a wife) because some idiots will immediately gay us out even more - Even the spelled out reason sounds dumb!
Third of allā¦Ā Do some of you HONESTLY think that sending me the shipping fanart to my twitter etc. was a good idea!? (For a while i cared less if it was just the pilot character drawn more as a cartoon tribute rather than the fandom) Did you honestly thinkĀ āHey iām sure heāll love it!ā ? I had few situations where i was guest at my friends streams and noticed sudden rise ofĀ āeddsworldā related messages on chat and of courseĀ āWhereās Patryk / Paul?āĀ Same shit happened few times on my own streams.
(Noteā¦ I already started to block people sending me Paultryk stuff or having avatars from it without hesitation. To be honest iām at the point now that if i see someone messaging me with Eddsworld avatar/mentioning Eddsworld etc, i want to block them too for good measures)
Am i unfair? Maybeā¦ I mean i have to get mad at fans of the show that helped gather money for children cancer research! FUCK!
But i just want to end this chapter!
We tried to wait it outā¦ nothing happenedā¦Ā
We tried to calm you down via Tomā¦ you people went batshit crazyā¦
We tried to wait it out againā¦ yeah go figure
Neither me nor Paul have any more involvement in Eddsworld!Ā
Hell i never had any involvement other than donating money and receiving my rewards!
If Tord had at least part of the shit iām seeing now (and i assume he was even more stalked) I can honestly say i fully understand why he left Eddsworld and disappeared.
So if you still follow me because of me being in eddsworld, please unfollow and forget about me! I donāt want to have anything to do with it anymore!Ā
(Let me repeat myself! You have no idea how hard it is to say that stuff, knowing how much good things this series has done! I wanted to help close off a series that inspired me and help charity at the same time! I NEVER ASKED FOR MY NAME TO BE TARNISHED BY HOMOSEXUAL SHIP FANDOM!)
So here are my last words to people that took paultryk too far:
I seriously donāt give a damn anymore if that fandom cured your shyness, helped you find your lost parents or allowed you to improve your art or anything.Ā
In short and kinda more in my style, quoting my Narutoe videoā¦
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