the toast wizards dwelling

I do not have any money, to give to anybody, please do not ask he/him yo, I'm the one and only toast wizard, how are you, I am a man, I believe in Trans rights, and LGBTQ+ rights in general, I have very specific magic rules, more specifically I need to relate it to toast somehow, bread wizards are no enemy of mine but please do not confuse me for one, and I'm looking to join the illegal wizard council

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

Fuck it, character sheet time, no this isn't standard

Name: TOAST WIZARD

Age: hahahahaha

Level: 8704

Classes: 1

Magic styles: 7

Homebrew magic styles: 1

Strength: 7

Constitution: 23

Dexterity: 10

Intelligence: 20

Wisdom: 3

Backstory: was just kinda obsessed with toast, so he gained an insane amount of power, and combined them into one, which created toast magic, which at its maximum power would likely deal as much damage as a low level fireball

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

I'm canonically giving myself an item

So

Inventory

Bag of infinite smokebombs: a wonderful little trinket, no idea where I got it, but I can reach into it, pull out a smokebomb, and throw it, although the bag only activates when I shout SMOKEBOMB!

Toaster of beating people to death with a toaster: truly a magical artifact

The knife of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes of eternal free knifes: I offer one of these to a mutual, they've yet to accept, but the knife does exactly what is advertised

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

I have also become A reporter for the mushroom times

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

New item

Piss: stored in the balls

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

Pouring water on your dick is a shockingly effective way to cause yourself to urinate

That's your toast wizard lesson of the day

[nyenye0701]

grace rocky save each other

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

YEAH GRACE HES A FUCKING ROCK WHAT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING?

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

Granola

[cardboard-cut0ut]

I HATE granola.

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

HAVE AT THEE!

[toyastales]

Chocolate Peanut Butter Cake

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

Granola

[knightofleo]

[macncheesesandwich]

POV: There’s not enough Malink fanart in the world so you make your own mwahahaha

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

To the mutuals I don't interact with as much, I love you just as much

[sharkfiinn]

[beemovieerotica]

[ripe]

loungetoy on twitter

[marinebiologyshitposts]

such a handsome strain of koi!

[bunjywunjy]

*shoves one of these raccoons into a sack in a cruel and ultimately misguided attempt to destroy the moon and depower the ocean*

[sindri42]

NO

[imjustalittlecreature]

Tbh this is still one of the funniest exploration convos in the game to me XD Like where was Isabeau even going with this to begin with

[peacevine]

You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

[peacevine]

[tinfoilmagician-deactivated2025]

Opening the notes and immediately taken out by prev.

[loop-lover-central]

Bonnie who wakes up a 6am vs Siffrin who hasn't gone to bed yet at 6am

[imjustalittlecreature]

Tag game!

You’re stuck in a bog and you have to try to navigate out of it with the 3rd character you have a photo saved of!!!

@raccoon-husband @knife-enby @marokra @wormtimebaby @coralotl +open tags!

Oh we’re so making it outta this bog!!! Also I don’t remeber the source of this image sorry!!!

[coralotl]

It’s a Frin! Fanart I drew recently (I am not counting ocs I downloaded for artfight bc I am paranoid the total stranger will see it before I finish my attack)

I think we’re making it, I trust their abilities.

@dellafloosh @rainstormyday @somefuckinrando @your-favourite-nerd @the-mighty-toast-wizard and anyone else!

[the-mighty-toast-wizard]

I trust him with every cell in my body

@micajestr @arrowstike-bunn @nthspecialll @gremlin-boah

[captain-price-returns]