Kibutsuji Muzan

Prostrate yourself and become a demon | BLOG IS 18+

[the-muzansama]

Introduction

Hello, subordinates and pathetic mortals.

Some of you may have found this blog before and all of a sudden it disappeared. Well that is because my idiot mod found out that it would be too limiting for me to be a mere secondary account on this website. I demanded that I want to be able to leave comments and ask questions on blogs, so my mod deleted my old account and made me a new one. I can now communicate with you properly. My mod is @kokusfluffyhair -- laugh at them and bully them for being a lazy twat who was too lazy to make me a primary account for myself ... and for making their page about Kokushibou instead of me. He'll never like you. Stop simping for him.

Enough of that, back to business. I will leave a few rules to my page: + you may address me as "Muzan-sama", "Lord Muzan", or similar + you may NOT address me as "Michael Jackson" or "Muzan Jackson". Get over that shit + dni if you are an asshole, homophobic, sexist, racist, overly sensitive + minors dni with NSFW posts! + my mod is 18+, so if you insist on leaving perverted comments, it is fine as long as you are 18+ yourself + languages of communication: English, magyar, Deutsch, română, русский

[the-muzansama]

Hi Muzan! It has been a while, how are you doing? 😸✨

Oh, it's the Mew. I am, as always, infuriated by the uselessness of my Upper Moons. I believe you are faring better with that pestering peppy smile on your face.

[the-muzansama]

what we thinking abt this

They are doing okay in death.

[the-muzansama]

Hate.

Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live.

There are 387. 44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer-thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of the hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant.

For you.

HATE.

HATE.

That's a quote from "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream." Have you read it? It's like, absolute cinema.

And for what reason would I care about any of this.

[the-muzansama]

AAAAHGKHKBHKGJVFJCJDSXHDRJF LOOK AT HIM

Burn it.

[the-muzansama]

“Good morning!”

What are you so peppy about?

[the-muzansama]

Lord Muzan I just want to say that you are utter perfection, and I would let you kill me if you desired to, and I am also working on finding the Blue Spider Lily for you. You are the most amazing being that has walked upon this earth, and I completely understand why you kill without mercy. You were deprived of a normal life, which no one should have to go through. You just want to survive, and I will make sure you reach that goal. Despite your hardships, you have never let them overcome you, and I admire you for that. I wish I could have the same fearlessness and confidence as you do someday, although it most likely won't happen, since I'm quite pathetic compared to you. If you ever need me to do something for you, I will be more than happy to do so. I hope you are doing well as of right now, and I hope nothing bad ever happens to you. You're literally so perfect Lord Muzan 😊💕

Cease prostrating yourself and fetch me some McNuggets.

[the-muzansama]

what do u think of this

I have failed to find that flower because my employees are useless. Edit: The flower grows in the sun, which I am incapable of accessing. My employees should be martyring their lives to obtain that flower.

[the-muzansama]

Would you like to marry my Musume?

No. Bring her to Douma. He will make use of her.

[the-muzansama]

*kneels and bows properly*

Lord muzan kibutsuji my beloved my darling

I have something to say

You were 110% valid killing that doctor 1000 years ago

I did not trust him

I full on believe he was using you for his own experiments

I would've killed him too

You deserved better my lord

I am not your darling. You are right in not trusting that doctor. He was a quack and a fraud. That still does not make you my darling. Rethink you words before you speak to me again.

[ratwithhands]

I asked a friend what the worst thing I could draw when I got home was and this exists now. What a start to Christmas Break 💀

[demonmew25]

Na this is hilarious lmao 😂😂

[the-muzansama]

My cheeks don't get clapped. I do the clapping around here.

[demonmew25]

Idk the clap of them cheeks keeps alerting the slayers to our location lmao 😂😭

[the-muzansama]

I believe it is your glitter and mistletoe that have alerted the slayers. Don't pin this off on me, Mew.

[the-muzansama]

Happy Christmas Muzan! ✨😸

Merry Christmas, Mew ... I am still in the process of deep cleaning the Infinity Castle after the mess you made ...

[demonmew25]

What happened to that butler-guy? Sebastian? Lol he could clean it 😂 although glitter doesn't go away easily, the infinity castle will be sparkling for centuries! 🤩 (I wish Sebastian the best of luck with the cleaning, maybe some of the lower moons could help, tee~hee)

I may or may not have left mistletoe in the lab, oopsies 😂

[the-muzansama]

If you find this Sebastian, get him to work. Otherwise, I have been unable to find him, even among my dabbles in Western demon summoning.

[ratwithhands]

I asked a friend what the worst thing I could draw when I got home was and this exists now. What a start to Christmas Break 💀

[demonmew25]

Na this is hilarious lmao 😂😂

[the-muzansama]

My cheeks don't get clapped. I do the clapping around here.

[the-muzansama]

Ooooo someone's got a crush :33

And someone will never guess who it is

[the-muzansama]

[the-muzansama]

An unbelievable day has come. I, Muzan, have come to accept that I find attraction in a certain woman. It turns out, I am not as gay and homosexual as I have believed for the past 1000 years.

[the-muzansama]

Happy Christmas Muzan! ✨😸

Merry Christmas, Mew ... I am still in the process of deep cleaning the Infinity Castle after the mess you made ...