INTRO POST
Yo! Names Chai!
25 year old Rockstar/Vandelay ambassador! Nice to meet ya!
Feel free to ask anything!
My cat is employed at: @7-eleven-offical
One of my (buddies? I think?): @ena-offical
(Psst alt is @xx-hibiki-xx )
EXPECTATIONS

Love Begins

bliss lane
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Product Placement
RMH
Not today Justin
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Fieri Frames
art blog(derogatory)
The Bright Sessions
Color Me Curious
The Stonewall Inn
Phantogram Three
Mike Driver

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
KIROKAZE
hello vonnie

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@the-offical-certified-dumbass
INTRO POST
Yo! Names Chai!
25 year old Rockstar/Vandelay ambassador! Nice to meet ya!
Feel free to ask anything!
My cat is employed at: @7-eleven-offical
One of my (buddies? I think?): @ena-offical
(Psst alt is @xx-hibiki-xx )
So like my Wi-Fi is dog water rn but im about to kick peppermints ass in smash wish me luck
Uhhhh
I live?
Ya boi has the SAT this weekend
But where would the cat bus go?
To the hideout, duh, why do you think I want all these cats?
I say we get all the cats we can and put them in the catbus from Totoro
Holy crap it was under here sorry guys I kinda lost my phone under the couch
🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨
uhhhh girls in red 'girls' two time by jack sauber, tek it cafune, unhealthy obsession by blake robinson, gorillaz feel good inc
@astracaedes @supersnowyfox @shogun-midnight @zekehasarrived @loudmicrowave @uterus-stealer-offical @7-eleven-offical @roseisgoat @tinysanemi @thedogbard
ME????????
uhh fuck uhhhhhhhhhh
f'ed up girl - the vandals
five finger discount - choking victim
choking victim - choking victim
narrative of soul against soul - afi
fucked reality - choking victim
@whyitschilificalofc @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @quiktrip-offical @the-offical-certified-dumbass @wawa-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @7-eleven-offical-evil @salamander-offical @old-mop-offical @sweetest-song-of-ilium (i kinda just picked random people, i dunno, favorites is difficult)
Oh sweet
Ultrasonic Faith- Grace soundtrack
only wanna dance- almost monday
Cicada- Good Kid
Art is Dead- Bo Burnham
Production Destruction- Hi Fi Rush soundtrack
And uhh @ena-offical @ivaritoast @rockstarchai
Tag game!!
In my time on earth I've found some cool things:
Reblog with a fun fact about yourself, your favorite offical, your favorite show, your favorite word, and a fun fact
for instance:
Fun fact: I'm bipolar
Favorite offical: @coffee--spill
Favorite show: Loki
Favorite word: Haberdasher
Fun fact: Apparently, every one is gay. This is news to me, but there you go.
ooc:
Im gay yeah
@fluffycreampuff56
@burning-britain-official
@evilpineapple-offical
@un-official-idiot
@evilpineapple-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @man-offical @leviathan-offical @shoe-offical @garlic-bread-offical @not-offical-offical @gaslight-offical @iron-offical @jeff-offical @france-offical @journalism-offical @john-doe-offical @da-police-offical @femboy-the-dog-offical @femboy-offical @the-one-offical @therapist-offical @the-moon-offical @the-apple-offical @adhd-offical @god-offical @de-activated-offical @death-offical @joseph-stalin-offical @lame-guy-offical @an-australian-offical @alastor-offical @aroace-offical @bra1n-offical @boy-offical @breadcrumb-offical @business-man-offical @commercial-break-offical @cringysparklecat-offical @crackships-offical @cool-guy-offical @chickfila-official @duck-from-hell-official @evilpineapple-offical @evil-neutral-offical
I'M SOMEONE'S FAVORITE OFFICAL?? 🥹 THANK YOU??
Offical account: @/coffee-shop-offical
fun fact: I was once sent to the police for punching a guy on a plane
Fav Offical: @the-grim-reaper-offical
Fav show: uhh good question cause I don't watch that many 😭. Maybe Dharmakshetra I kinda liked that lol. In terms of movies, Drishyam 2 maybe?
Fav word: in English, brobdingnagian. In Hindi... Maybe Zindagi?
Fun Fact: There's a species of hornets in Asia (the Oriental Hornets) which actively turn solar energy into electricity and noone fucking knows why. (As in, what they're using the electricity for)
Tags!! I mean you tagged most officials-
@blood-god-offical @7-eleven-offical @god-the-offical @chickfila-offical @neurobiology-offical @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @gabenugget1141-official @the-grim-reaper-offical @law-by-mike-offical @doctor-coco-offical @fay-offical @far-the-fae-offical @oppossum-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @tum-blr-offical + open tags <3
fun fact: uhhhhhhhhh uuuhhhh i dunno. uhhh i uhhhhhhhh i like helping out w/ my teams short practice films?
favorite offical: @whyitschilificalofc MY HUSBAND
favorite show: prolly alice in borderland. or tshd. or the brak show. south park and bojack horseman have also been pretty fun so far
favorite word: piss. in terms of pissed off and pissing. just overall a good one
fun fact: theres like an actual bird called a grackle
@hopeless-romantic-teen-official @costco-offical @the-offical-certified-dumbass + open tags
[Doing this OOC]
Fun fact: I’ve worked with like actual Broadway professionals and have met Alan Menken
Fav offical: @7-eleven-offical or @ena-offical or pretty much anyone else
Fav show: I have no clue (too many to decide just one)
Fav word: Pnuminultramicroscopicsilicavolcaniconiosis
Fun fact: Uhhh ummm uhhhh idk any good ones
(Man yall really liked the IKEA bit)
Ok! So, we’re going back to the IKEA! Don’t worry though guys this time I came prepared. I got one of those old maps that people had back in like 1980 or whatever, I even got a compass!
HEY GUYS IM BACK!!!
Peppermint finally let me have the computer again, so I can make posts! Yippee! Also 808 says hi to everyone.
Now, for the main event…
What shenanigans should Chai get into?
Join one of my moots for a day
Fight someone
Attempt to navigate an IKEA again
Learn a song and play it for everyone
EVERYONE. SHAPES AI PROTEST.
*Ruffles though notecards* uhh.. Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you’re hot as-shit *Drops notecards* shoot… uh… hang on… *Rummages through cards again* uhh… where was the… sorry I…. Hang on…
She helped him pick up his stuff
U-uh…
*ruffles through pockets*
…damnit
tag all your fave people
@junip3r-tree @katiethecreature @randomasstalkingdeer @sofiadoesgayart @canisfossil @cyberbeast99 @fennthetalkingdog
oh my cheese thank you😳😳
@ginger-crvsh @dolly4stxr @angelvalleyy @carnalsynn @xvivianmustdiex @imgoinginsaneee @askthesonnellin0s @wooffaire @mazzysky and many others but im very forgetful 😟
AWEEE naur way thank youu!!
@axlthetwink @groovium @lagunsvixen @killdear4 @kellys-sweet-thing @mothwolfs n thats all i can think of rn but you guys are the bestest
Aww thank you @carnalsynn 🖤
@creaturescritters @hungercityhellhound @glamandillusionz @shelleyminx @technicallydangerousphantom @daydreamnik @auxphono @zeeebiey @postnatalschizophrenia @songbirds-sweet @adelphicoracle @violetdale @divinelyrancid @hystericfae @xx-mcrtist-xx
You guys are amazing. Hope everyone's having a great day! :)
THAT'S SO SWEET @killdear4 🥺 you are my favourite too <3 as well as @evanescentxx @clumsy-words-again @moony108 @skeletourism @jellyprower @alien-interface @berrystrawbs @leafstem @brownbreadsaf @yoshukowashere @foolish-took @sparrownnax 🍀
i haven't talked to most of you because social anxiety but when i see you in my notes my day anyways gets a little bit better <3
have a lovely day🌷🌷🌷
AHH TYSM!!
@epicsfthghosts @corvidcrafts273 @magnus-ohpuss @sttufff @canis-major-collective @c00kietin @itscarmelnotcaramel @this-mutant-kid @smallbottleofhand-sanitizer @thepondstogether @theblackberryhimself @salmon-sashimie
🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
aksjfks you're my favourite too
@thepearlinsidetheclamanda @stephanieyumyum @zelovinit @gardenofstarss @adrianapookie16 @attheendhello @mrecury42 @obsesseddemonlord-offical @altaruwusmolboiz @enter-doctor-frog @starburst99 @yipyapcloudi @that-puppyboy @whatthekoi @pearchip @oliveoli-offical @paraskeinia
(sorry for annoying y'all with so many tag games)
youre literally so sweet im gonna tickle your toes as a repayment
@stickmachus @astralcuite @do-not-u-dare @asillylittleguy333 @meowgicalboyz @creepycrawlerstuff @guorble
yall my faves
Aww your my fav too <3
@billcipher3177 @shyyzilla @theanarchicshrubbery @cloveriz @raynilikescats @adam-created
and literally all of my mooties!
Ily!!!!
DAMNNNN
@smallbottleofhand-sanitizer @the-demon-shark @asterofthesun @fantasblog
My time to shine! @electricalpuglsey @angel-eclipse3 @billcipher3177 @robindajinxgirlie1
OOO TY FOR THE TAGGG
@electricalpuglsey @s1llysharkk @pc-on-a-motorbike @darkwolf2560 @acee33 @deermisfit @anarch1sts-s0ng
and more <3
Aww thank you!!
@unliterary-nonsense @just-a-casual-larker @ieatmacbooks @dying-pen-offical @aciddbandyeentrio @a-lil-bit-weird @gweenusweirddog @fork-boi @minsu-minsu and more!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thank you, PC /giggling
@paranoia-offical @britishteaaa @ashelf66 @horror-movie-offical @gay-news-offical @evilpineapple-offical @amnesia-offical @death-offical @no-one-offical @unshipper-offical + people who interact with me teehee & my ask box critters *explodes*
Aw. Thank you, Pen.
Now, unfortunately for you all, I have many favorites. (It's everyone. Love you all.)
@kingkit7734 @kevin-heaven-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @thesockguy @the-experincer @simon-the-octopus-offical @2000-ants-wearing-a-skinsuit @britishteaaa @dying-pen-offical @oat-oatffical-offical @algae122 @nurse-offical @postie-offical @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @iheartpigeons1 (Yes, you're going in here. Hello!) @amnesia-offical + So on and so forth.
Aww, is nice!
@itsuwari-no-kibo-offical, @squidiot-official, and you!
I know not many people. I should get out more.
@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @reincarnated-gay-fox @fantasy-offical @wereboobs-offical @library-of-hell @foxpost-generator @fox-offical @tangerine-offical @pipes-offical @do-not-u-dare @simon-the-octopus-offical @blues-clues-offical @nobody-official @mariorat-the-aroace
Yayyyy! Thanks for the tag!!!!!
To all of you (the heart looks shitty af)
-Pipes
Tags:
@dramaticinlyf @withered-roses-still-live @the-king-of-beans-offical @ninahufflepuff @shenanigan42 @thatchaoticbookworm @thedogbard @merrychristmas-pleasedontcall @ghostlybluetrain @arikari @lelethetopicchanger @coffee--spill ( @p1per-will-kill-you @p1per-will-not-kill-you tagging my self and my inverse self for no reason >:3) @sunnyarik3r @astracaedes @erosdaughterwritingfiction @do-not-u-dare @reincarnated-gay-fox @goodtimeswithshane @oxyisdamoron @kermitthebomber-offical + open tags cuz I keep forgetting everyone ToT
ahhhh tysm!!! @shenanigan42 @later-heaven @h0neyh1ve @elara-me @i-eat-asphalt @shaethecrow @random-indian-girl @paper-stars-still-glow @lawrenceinagothicfont @perpetuallyconfusedindividual @girl-on-the-subway @cocainecoveredstrawberry @f4llenbutt3rfly @oxyisdamoron @karasubooks @do-not-u-dare @cyberobservationmilkshake @aceexists @aceofpans @obsessive-procrastinator @themisspineapple
You're my favorite too.
@kirapjo0818 , @gay-glacier-girl , @lelethetopicchanger , @bugwolfsstuff , @p1per-will-kill-you , @do-not-u-dare , @chr0nically-b0red and two rp accounts because I don't know their mods @ghostking-and-sunshineboy and @i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food .
....THANK YOU AGAIN!!!!!
-Pipes
Tags again (the ones I didn't do):
@deadpavement @sunsetdoesstuff @nelly-rebellyyyyy @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @midnight-blue-wolf-official @kermitthebomber-offical @lunathetunaaa @random-indian-girl @willsolaceskitkat +open
Aww that's so sweet!! Thank you sm 🫶 you're one of my favourites toooo (sorry for tagging you again):
@vanillafaye @a-french-coconut, @starlacedletters, @irlveronicasterling, @coffee--spill, @tooprecious2gamble, @magicaeblood-lilith, @elowynx, @sadiecece, @fayriequeene, @inkstainsonmysheets, @coffeexsmmrsblog, @lila-77, @cutiepieee22, @evil-era, @mllwrld, @shestheworst, @stonedd-angel, @of-Ouran1a, @midnight-blue-wolf-official, @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3, @taysversionah, @shenanigan42, @vivaciousmessypixie, @stilladollsthoughts, @elysianwayy77, @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile, @gl1tzygl0ck, @7-eleven-offical, @rosemelodyshah, @god-the-official, @clarissaweasley-10, @siriuslyepicrunner4, @p1per-will-kill-you (i hope i didn't forget anyone)
OH MY SHIT THATS SO SWEET WHAT
@whyitschilificalofc @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @quiktrip-offical @ampm-official @wawa-offical @sheetz-offical @the-offical-certified-dumbass @coffee-shop-offical @costco-offical @7-eleven-offical-evil @slurpee-offical and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh all my employees and mutuals but i dont wanna tag too many people
Dude that’s so fricking sweet thx man
@ena-offical @7-eleven-offical @ivaritoast @thxrditeration @the-hungdeli-hermit @milostarz09 @rockstarchai +all my moots yall are peak
☆ yo uhhh put this star into the inbox of your favourite blogs or somethin. time to spread positivityyyyyyyy. i dont fully know whats goin on but im along for the ride.
Jeez boss, that means so much 🥹
Well uh, thanks everyone for uh, yknow, enjoying these dumbass ramblings
Song tag game!!!!
so basically you put lyrics that have to have be by the Sam e artist or have at least one of the same words
Example - who cares if all the lights go out, in the sky of a million stars? ( linkin park)
Take my heart, don't break it. Love me to my bones, you and I stargazing ( miles smith)
They both have the word star in it!! Or I could have done another linkin park song!!!
First lyric--
Just a lost boy in a small town I'm the same kid but I'm grown now Try to make it out but I don't know how Wish that I was young, what have I become? Now it's late night and I'm at home So I make friends with my shadow And I play him all my sad, sad songs
Remember- the lyrics have to have at least one word that's the same or be by the same artist
@kyoko-sakura-official
@anarch1sts-s0ng
@mossymenaces
@wildscepterfortune
@twrecks
@anunsociablebear
@landminegirl-420
@satan-offical
@puppy-exe-download-failed
@obssessive-puppie
@obssessivepuppie
@sweet-expo
@jirai-ame-is-back-again
@ikeashoppingcart
@jiraisupportgroup
++++ open tags!!!!
wah this seems fun! hehe
When I was a young boy My father took me into the city To see a marching band He said, "Son, when you grow up Would you be the savior of the broken The beaten and the damned?"
join me moots! @r1pbunny @yumemirui @cherinsm @ichor-ish @plkadawt @pienkillers @th3r3s-myc3lium-on-my-skin @thescreamsofsaturn @the-one-who-listens @retro-fluorescents @wowitslily @epiclittlel6dy @roninbeaufortsboyfie @yukihirop @yanshiho @yaoigod679 @ang3l-d0lli3 @spvud @slain-angel-broken-wings @fluffycreampuff56 @kangelsboyfriend @zaiisacreep @momoka-angelz + all my other moots!!! and open tags!! everyone join yayyy!!!
He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind So live a life you will remember" My father told me when I was just a child "These are the nights that never die" My father told me
@nurse-offical
the sunshine is for children the clouds for seeing images of women as they're floating by past the window of your building and everything is just understood, but some folks just got it now
(the song is the NIGHT time by tv girl)
@paranoia-offical
Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows.
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way,
When you're in love to stay,
Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows.
(Lesley Gore.)
For what is a man? What has he got?
If not himself, then he has not.
To say the things, he truly feels
and not the words of one who kneels
The records show, it took the blows.
And did it
My way!
(My WAY - frank Sinatra)
@7-eleven-offical @whyitschilificalofc
there he sits on the couch
never knowing just
what hes on abt
says his lifes a crying shame
couldve had it all
didnt want the fame
(scumbag/wetrag - mom rock)
@the-offical-certified-dumbass @costco-offical @thatoneslorch + open tags (I KEEP FORGETTING TO WRITE THAT)
And I don’t even care that’s it’s over
But I don’t even care there’s a wall
That I wont ever look back in anger
I won’t ever look back
Look back at all!
(Wall - Good Kid)
@ivaritoast @the-hungdeli-hermit @thxrditeration @rockstarchai @ena-offical @fortnite-offical
Tag Game: Song Poll!
Doing one of these because I'm bored LOL. Shuffle your library or playlist and make a poll out of the first five songs!
Which song do you like the most? Feel free to listen if you don't know them
Kiss Me Fool by Fefe Dobson
Perfect Places by Lorde
American History by Waterparks
Sally, When The Wine Runs Out by ROLE MODEL
Pang by Caroline Polachek
@agoodpretender @riven-wanders @lovemesomeraineydays @beepbeepsweetie @lenabenahater @theslootiest @fanfiction-obsession @nastyasmermaid @skorchinq @acepiration @cheetochild989
Ty for the tag!
Pick your fav
Alien Blues by Vundabar
World's Smallest Violin by AJR
Saint Bernard by Lincoln
I Think He Knows by Taylor Swift
Blank Space by Taylor Swift
@neotheater-official @atrophicgalaxy @sadesaidsomething @poorlythoughtoutdescisions @new-wave-of-the-future @mil-in-the-meadow and anyone else who wants to :)
thx for the tag <3
my playlist is so cooked this is gonna be fun
pick a song :)
Luck Runs Out (Epic the Musical)
Finale (Newsies)
Non-Stop (Hamilton)
Sober Up (AJR)
The Milk Carton (Elio Mei)
@runasulienadanika @umactuallyidkbutsparkles @chocolatexx111 @t0mmmy @agoodpretender @stellagalaxia
ty for the tag♡
what song is your favourite?
"You Can Have It All" - Florence + the Machine
"Sedated" - Hozier
"Girls Against God" - Florence + the Machine
"Crowd Caffeine" - SOFIA ISELLA
"Mermaids" - Florence + the Machine
(i really like Florence, ok?)
@foundheaven013 @tajfuntesi @parapetowki + open♡
Thank you for the tag!!!
what song is your favourite?
You give love a bad name - Bon Jovi
Beautiful crime - Tamer
Don't cry - Guns'n'roses
Blood upon the snow - Hozier and Bear McCreary
Louder than words - musical Tick tick boom!
@milady-disdain @norzyczki @zami-pha + open tags ^^
Pick your favourite song <3
Love Potion No. 9 - Lyons Lane
Falling in Love at a Coffee Shop - Landon Pigg
Hot Chocolate - Bears in Trees
Niech No Tylko Zakwitną Jabłonie - Bitamina
The Night Has Opened My Eyes - the Smiths
@irlorangecat @thereisnomilkk @five-raccoons-in-a-trenchcoat @deathhull + open tags!!
Pick your fav song
I’m Your Man - Mitski
Do Ani - Kult
Birds don’t sing - TV Girl
Lemon tree - Fool’s Garden
Cell Block Tango - Chicago (musical)
@smalllookingturtle @I cant tag you Aleks but know I am doing it like this
pick ur fav song
dziadek- lej mi pół
brooklyńska rada żydów- Kult
bizness- xlov
i hate my mom- GRLwood
mama- my chemical romance
@j3nny21xcx @ilikeweirdandcoolthings + whoever wants to join
uhh pick a song
Von dutch- Charli xcx
Bad Things- Cailin Russo
Confidence- Kim
Summerboy- Lady Gaga
Lean On- Major Lazer
@0xxsleepyheadxx0 @thatonebisexualgunner @inluvwvie @baldbrams +open tags :)
pick a song!
let down- radiohead
bloodline- Ariana grande
Golden brown- the stranglers
salvatore- Lana del rey
from the start- laufey
@yourgirlisa @favbrunett1e @sofiiasticated @stonedd-angel @sxrdnicgrinn +open tags!!
Pick a song !! <3
Dear God - XTC
Fire In My Heart - Escape From NewYork
EoO - Bad Bunny
Teeth - Lady Gaga
Sailor Song - Gigi Perez
@nelly-rebellyyyyy ; @xarlotte ; @princessatheart ; @s3raphinite ; @gorecore-4life ; @a1exithymiia + whoever wants to join !! <3
Thanks for the tag!! 🫶
Pick a song :D
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
No Surprises - Radiohead
Ophelia - The Lumineers
Queen of Hearts - Juice Newton
Do It Like A Girl - Morgan St. Jean
@vanillafaye @a-french-coconut, @starlacedletters, @irlveronicasterling, @coffee--spill, @tooprecious2gamble, @magicaeblood-lilith, @elowynx, @flavourlessdumpling, @sadiecece, @fayriequeene, @inkstainsonmysheets, @coffeexsmmrsblog, @lila-77, @cutiepieee22, @evil-era, @mllwrld, @shestheworst, @stonedd-angel, @of-Ouran1a + open tags 🫶
YAY TAG GAME okay lemme do this
Pick a Song from my (very random) playlist
Matador- Luvcat
Wolfhouse- Rabbitology
Above the Neck- Sofia Isella
Holding out For a Hero- Nothing But Thieves
New God- Moonwalker
pick a song broski guyskis
spy? - whokilledxix
exsanguination - afi
the baddest - joey valence & brae
s.t.i. (stop the insanity) - leftover crack
woof - fka rayne
this type of stuff REALLY makes me remember how different i am between being online and being offline
uhhhh we gasstation-ing this time @quiktrip-offical @ampm-official @wawa-offical @sheetz-offical @union76gasstation-offical
My playlist is crazy
reroll - low mana
19-2000 - Soulchild remix - Gorillaz
Interdimensions- Nick Nitro
PERCEPTION CHECK - Tom Cardy
Ambitions and Visions - Lyn
Pick your fav guys!
@ena-offical @ivaritoast @rockstarchai @the-hungdeli-hermit @thxrditeration