Thanos Cult

Join my Chitauri army we have cookies

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being thanos is rough you don’t get paid being a sexc world destroying icon and no one will hire me

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Just a quick beach pic before I go back to commanding my army

I had to get a costumed made vacation shirt since no one has anything that fits 8 foot world dominators.

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Hello my Chitauri army. To much thought has been put into what I need to do for my plan of world domination. If anyone has any suggestions of what I should do my inbox is open. Thanos could use a fun trip 

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Don’t worry guys this blog isn’t dead, raising an army just takes a lot of time. I will post more soon of my miraculous self, the one and only Thanos

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Don’t ask it’s for a school project

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Stay inside or else you’ll have to deal with me and my buddies

And we may be evil but we know better then to spread an infectious sickness

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Got stuck quarantining on earth but this Deadpool guy let me borrow his house, all thought I have a feeling it’s not really his 

Also this earthen contraption called a wii is very entertaining. Maybe you humans are on to something 

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Stay Safe and help those around you

I can’t have the Corona Virus doing my job for me 

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Bringing Salvation isn’t my only hidden talent

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Fought Baby Yoda today, he’s even cuter in real life

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Today we remember our savior 

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Brought my favourite daughter Gamora to this Beach Cliff today

I sure hope this doesn’t foreshadow anything 

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Sometimes saving the Universe has it’s downsides

Credits to Ebony Maw for taking the picture, he really knows how to get my good side