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Hannah / she/they Main is @onethirdofimpossible. I am also @onethirdofimpossible on AO3! Personal post tag is hannah's rambles, writing tag is Hannah writes. pfp of my Narinder made by @seaglasstortellini (THANK YOU ILY 🧡) and sidebar Shamura by me, mobile banner (of Lambert in the afterlife from Chapter 8 of Risen/Fallen) by @poppy-purpura :P
I'm Hannah (she/they). This is my Cult of the Lamb side blog; I follow back from my main @onethirdofimpossible and I also go by that username on AO3. I'm in my mid twenties and I'm from the US. If you're here, it's probably because you've read my fics, but I've written many fanfics for Cult of the Lamb. My works are typically focused on narilamb or the Bishop family, but I go all over the place: whether you like to read multichaps or oneshots, rated G or E, shippy or not, angst or fluff... there's probably something I've written that you'll enjoy! I'm best known as the author of The Risen Lamb and the Fallen God (the old version that I wrote back in 2022, and the new-and-improved "director's cut" version that is my current wip!) and The Care and Keeping of Eldritch Gods.
If I haven't updated my fics in a while, I'M SORRY I recently started full-time work and also added TNRing/rescuing cats to what little free time I have lol
A few other hobbies I have besides writing are cooking/baking, making plushies, digital art, and playing flute!
My writing is under #Hannah writes (and my rambles about writing/fic details are under #writing talk). I've also been trying out digital art over the past couple years or so, and you can see my art under #Hannah draws.
Links
All my written works on AO3
Twitch, a recent endeavor of mine where I stream games and occasional art/writing!!
Fic playlist for The Risen Lamb and the Fallen God, with all songs in chronological order of what they refer to in the fic c:
I have a ko-fi but paypal is giving me shit so if you REALLY wanna b nice I have a Throne. I don't expect anything ever but if u get me something I'd die for you. and write more stuff while happier.
Update 7/17/2025: There is now a throne wishlist for the stray cat colony I'm helping to take care of! All of them have been fixed except Sarge (my beloved old boy) and Ace, both male, so there are no more homeless kittens being born!
I don't draw often, but I have made references for my designs for Lambert, Narinder, and my OC Thenana! Lambert is here, Narinder is here, and Thenana is here.
FAQ below the cut!
How long have you been writing?
I've been writing fanfiction since I was in sixth grade! I wrote what was basically a self-insert pokemon soulsilver fanfic, entirely by hand. It took up four full composition notebooks and then some. However, I've only been posting my writing publicly since 2016. Even after that, I had a nasty habit of making a sideblog for any fandoms I got really into, then deleting my blog and sometimes orphaning my works when I lost interest. I've since learned my lesson, though!
How long have you been drawing?
Ha, uh. I got a digital drawing tablet in May 2023, and started really drawing as a hobby for about... three months, and then the school year started again. Between then and June 2024 I drew like one or two things. Constructive criticism on my art is welcome, especially as I learn!
May I send a fic/art request?
If my bio says they're open, you may, I think they're really fun! Depending on what does or doesn't inspire me, I won't take every single request, but I love requests because they give me excuses to try new things.
Do you write smut?
I've written a couple E-rated fics! My alternate pseud for fics of that caliber is remainderofreality. I don't write it very often, though.
What made you decide to start writing? What makes you decide to keep writing?
1. I had a creative bug I couldn't not itch.
2. Having creative hobbies and sticking to them has dramatically improved my life. I'm happier, I have so many friends it's connected me with, I get to see other people be inspired by things I make (?!), it keeps my mind active and playful, etc etc.
Do you have any suggestions for people looking to start writing?
Before you start worrying about the quality of your writing, the most important advice I can give you is to keep writing and have fun with it.
Don't be afraid of being "cringe" or not getting the engagement numbers you're hoping for (in fact, it's better to not have any expectations about that at all!). Not everything you write is going to cater to everyone, and that's okay! But writing (especially fanfiction) is first and foremost for fun and even though it's difficult and you will struggle, it should be rewarding and fun.
I've answered a few asks about writing advice and I can't find them all but here are the ones I can: 1 2 3 4
When do you expect to update your fic next?
Lmao god if I know but I'm working on my wips nearly every single day so I promise I haven't forgotten it. I'm a busy person! I'm a PhD student, teaching assistant, research assistant, and executive dysfunction haver.
Do you take commissions?
I don't, and I have no plans to as of now. I'm actually personally against writing fanfic for pay (copyright and ethical reasons), but for art I'm simply not experienced enough yet to be comfortable with that. However, I have TONS of friends who do take commissions so if you're looking for someone I can give you recs
May I draw fanart for you based on your fics?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I EXPLODE WITH JOY if you do please share it with me please please please. I will also likely ask for your permission to print it out and frame it (not a hyperbole, btw).
Fanart that has been drawn for me (based on my fics and sometimes tumblr posts) can be found in the fanart for me tag as long as it's been posted to tumblr by the original artist! (Currently working on going back and tagging them all-- many pieces that have been shared with me haven't been posted to tumblr, but if I missed something please let me know!)
May I bookbind your fics?
Yes, you may! Please credit me somewhere in the bound book and PLEASE PLEASE SHARE IT WITH ME I wanna see.
From the same fool that brought you Kallamb, another masterpiece for the series "so much effort on things that are not even canon in my AU"
The One Who Weeps
For this, we have to thank @neon-kandi 🤣who put the bug in my brain, and now I've got a whole frigging AU.
Close up
If you want to read my rambles, go ahead and check under the cut!
First, let's talk about the ✨ aesthetic. ✨
I am heavily inspired by Greek mythology, so you see Kallamar is chained like Andromeda to a rock.
The chains are literal anchors of power, one for each sibling.
The Lamb will not wear a fleece but a chiton, traditional ancient Greek clothing.
The prison Kallamar was chained to had no water: those are the tears he cried for a thousand years. That's where the title comes from.
The Last Lamb is called Milos (apples cause they are 5 apples tall!) They/them.
Their execution consisted of tying a big chunk of one of Kallamar's statues to their neck and tossing them into the sea to drown, so instead of the scar, they'll have like a rope burn.
Milos' collar is made from one of Kallamar's rings.
Lore 🦑
The binding
When the war was over and every other god slain, Kallamar, instead of keeping his title as bishop of pestilence, decided to revert to his roots and focus on healing.
His goal was to give health to his followers and gift them a long and healthy life.
Soon, the inhabitants of Anchordeep started to live so much longer than the common mortal, and all illnesses vanished.
At first it wasn't a big deal; his siblings didn't even bother until Faiths shifted and the prospect of a long and healthy life was more appealing to the people than anything else.
He was so close to defeating death that Narinder got concerned and asked Shamura for help. Sooner or later, Famine, War, Death and Chaos would lose their power.
So here goes the binding and the prophecy.
His cult, along with disciples, spouses, witness, and all, was destroyed.
Sometimes when the bishops lie in silence, weeps of sorrow reach them...
The Lamb 🐑
Milos (yet to draw them, working on it)
Kallamar doesn't have the power to resurrect like Narinder, but he has the power of undeath (as we see, his relic spawns skeletons), so he tried to bring them back, even if a little... err... faulty!
The crown is what keeps them in a state where they are effectively like any other living being, but there are times when some of that zombie rageful instinct emerges. Ofc, Kallamar promises them a cure for undeath as soon as they free him.
During the whole ordeal, Milos and Kallamar grow closer (they make him laugh!), so the god promises them that when it's all over, he'll make them their most beloved disciple and will marry them, and the Lamb couldn't be happier!
Too bad the Blue Crown had other plans.
Instead of returning to its owner, it stays with Milos and, in a fit of zombie cannibalism moment, tries to kill and devour Kallamar's heart.
Luckily, they bring him back as a mortal, but things have indeed changed.
Kallamar is afraid of Milos and hides from them; he is terrified and wants nothing to do with the Lamb, dubbing them "betrayer".
It will take so long for Milos to find their way back into Kallamar's grace... will they succeed? Who knows?
I do, but I got to write Distorted Moon!!!
Might give Milos a go later on.
PS: I don't know if I should implement an Aym and Baal situation, what do you guys think?
da goat tiem!! this guy was a bit more fun to do :>! had a big help from a pookie with coming out with his clothing so credits to them!
the AU isnt that much developed yet [as its slowly being made through roleplay sessions] but the basic premise is:
It took lamb 600 years to defeat the bishops [yes this long he tried his best..] + narinder. After his defeat, 100 years have passed until current time in the au
This AU pass when the mystic seller appears for Lamb after noticing the bishop's souls not having been laid to rest and creating issues in limbo. The cause for it being narinder trapping his siblings souls in eternal suffering through a ritual as revenge
This ritual created a barrier between the bishop's souls and the rest of the limbo, now with narinder losing most of his powers this barrier got weaker enough to be broken
Lamb now have to deal with bringing back the bishops with the help of another new god, Goat, brought by the mystic seller
The woolhaven DLC will also get involved in the plot but after a certain point we havent decided yet
it isnt a lot and is a pretty simple premise but, yeah ISJDGOSIHGOS
have also a little height difference between lamb and goat! :>
An alternate version of the Mystic Seller, taking on the role of The One Who Waits.
A Land of Cloth the Mystic Weaver would seek to create. Forging 5 Crowns of Order, of Health, of Death, of Plenty, and of Knowledge. Each Crown seeking a bearer to wield their power, rising into Bishops. 4 to be found of War, of Pestilence, of Famine, and of Chaos.
Death would not find a bearer, instead finding a pair of twins that would become held dear. So much so they would perform a blasphemous act against the Weaver to not lose the twins, using part of the Land of Cloth to weave a Land of Dreams hidden away to keep the pair safe.
Such actions would not remain hidden from the Weaver however, not taking kindly to the risk it would bring to the land they created. Casting punishment upon Death, unraveling what was made and protected. But such punishment would not be taken kindly by the Crowns, rallying the Bishops in vengeance against the Weaver. Imprisoning the Weaver in the Dream they sought to unravel.
There would the Weaver remained chained. Til fate whispered of their freedom at the hands of the crown bearer of Death.
