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kristina100000

anyways i only allow sweethearts into my life. sweeties only

newendy

memewhore

sassy-echidna-deactivated202202

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

kirishima-hates-terfs

I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway

florapatite

no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her

jointphotographicexportsgroup-d

they: wyd me:

tuesdaey

someone brought me a gift this morning

jizzandpissandshitandcum

its my birthday soon and if my cat doesnt do this

st-just

Hero.

allthingshyper

If you look up power move in the dictionary, you get this story

toastbutteregg

My type of hero

thecommonchick

Same sis, same

explicit-enough

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you & tells all their friends about u & saves your selfies, & tells u they love & miss you

warandpeas

Slutty Witch

rv1994

I’m laughing so hard bc Niall’s bodyguard had to dress up for the party as well

bagrijana

Auntie Hella checking on the Papillon puppies… she never had a litter of her own so she always cared for all the pups born here at #tantezampekennel

gooddogbestfriend

imagine having such a beautiful fairy godmother

lornagonigall

this is the content that keeps me on this fucking site

joshsundquist

What I do with my left shoes

antique-scarecrow

HE DESERVES A MUCH BIGGER LAUGH FOR THAT AUDACIOUS PUNCHLINE

lauralot89

Because I remember disinformation being spread around the last election and I’m sure Russia will bring it back:

YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE.

YOU CAN’T VOTE FROM YOUR PHONE.

IN MANY STATES THERE ARE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR BALLOT.

DO NOT WEAR CAMPAIGN GEAR TO THE POLLS.

DO NOT TRY TO PERSUADE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE AT THE POLLS.

DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AT THE POLLS.

NO ELECTION IS EVER A SURE THING, EVEN IF YOU’RE IN THE BLUEST OR REDDEST OF STATES. IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT, THEY ARE EITHER IGNORANT OR MALICIOUS.

VOTE.

goosewithajob

Hey so friendly reminder about voting and elections that I haven’t seen going around yet but is SUPER IMPORTANT.

Watch what you wear and say while you’re waiting in line for the voting booth/at the polls. It is against federal law to do anything that might be considered campaigning once you’re there, and since we know that voter suppression is the name of the game this election, there will be people looking for ANY reason to remove you from the polling place. And they will nitpick. You have a shirt with a artistic picture of donkey on it? You’re visibly supporting the Democrats, you’re disqualified from voting. Want to wear a Black Lives Matter shirt? Not there you don’t. They’ll call it intimidation and kick you out. Pins, buttons, stickers, none of it. Wear the most bland, plain clothes you can imagine.

And then keep your mouth shut. Even the slightest hint of discussion about which candidate you’re voting for can get used against you. Don’t assume the people around you are safe to discuss it with. You might be overheard. There WILL people watching for these things, hoping to get rid of anyone they can. Voter suppression isn’t just about making registration impossible. It happens at the polling stations too. Be smart, be bland, be quiet, and make sure your vote gets in.

Also- and I have seen this mentioned but it bears repeating- DO NOT TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR BALLOT. EVER. It’ll also disqualify your vote. Take a selfie when you’re out of their with your fun little sticker.

lauraannegilman

This is for your protection as much as your oppression: this means the opposition party can’t use those tactics against you either - and if anyone tries, REPORT THEM.

startrekgifs

Seriously. Vote if you’re eligible. I know it’s boring. It’s a long line. It costs you time. But even if you have nothing to gain or lose, so many people you know probably do. As much as it seems like all politics can be bogus, and even if YOU don’t see the difference between the parties, trust me: it makes a difference. Every vote really actually matters.