The Red Lich

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[the-red-lich]

Coming back to this old blog and looking at all the different blog names or people I don't remember after all this time.

[the-red-lich]

Is she your vessel? If you’re trying to control a timeline wouldn’t you need to possess the HUMAN? Isn’t the DT going to destroy Rony’s body!?

“Oh, no I don’t want to control a timeline. I want to destroy it, I just need enough LV. And what better way to get it but through parricide?”

[the-red-lich]

You have control for now weird demon thing. But the sands of time WILL flow eventually.

“Say what you will, but I am eternal and she is not. To her death is the end, to me it is but a doorway.”

[the-red-lich]

Rony? I know you’re in there!!! Fight it!!

“She has given up. Open your eyes and face the music, I have won.”

[the-red-lich]

What did you do to Rony?!?!? Why would you go so far!!! (SKB is livid, his friend has been taken over. His anger is causing some of his magic to begin leaking out visibly as a green aura.)

“And what will you do to change it, little anon? I’ve stolen her soul and made her give up on resisting. Even if you pull me from her soul I will come back and do it all again!”

[the-red-lich]

Why her? Isn’t she the weakest from her family? Why not her father or another one of her siblings?

“Oh foolish anon, all the better to watch her family’s pained expressions as I cut each of them down in this weak body she once called her own.”

[the-red-lich]

(SKB would have been watching, keeping an eye on Rony with his anon vision. He Hope's that there is still a semblance of herself still there.) Rony are you okay? It's me SKB.

“Oh, no Rony is not here right now. Just me.”

[the-red-lich]

Wrong blog, dammit.

[the-red-lich]

(An anon appears carrying a green screen. Once he sets it up he faces the Lich.) Greetings,I have come to brings various levels of sheer randomness (Cue the green screen flickering and showing an army of anons all with various assortment of items.)

“I’d rather not.”The lich walks away, apparently not in the mood for the anon’s antics at this point. Perhaps try again at another time?

[the-red-lich]

Oh that one physically burns, it physically pains me to read, i thought I’d finally gotten away from that kinda speech. Dear lord above why did you let this happen?

“You’re asking me? I didn’t want to believe people who speak like that don’t exist.”

[the-red-lich]

Like, OMG, hurting those like, totes poor souls was like, completely unfetch Red Lich WTF, like GTFO, your like, totally a massive jerk, ugh, like, whatevs. TTYL

“…”Nothing is said, he’s just annoyed.

[the-red-lich]

So, it boils down to “Quit hiding your face Lich, What are you hiding? If you’re ugly, you’re ugly and should show your smug face to the world. Make those eyes suffer, you weenie.” That’s all, if you ever need more translations in the future just ask.

“How kind of you to tell me, don’t worry. Those who show kindness to me don’t regret it. Here.” The lich gave the anon a pat on the head and a bar of exquisite chocolate.

[the-red-lich]

I believe that they were speaking in a different dialect of English.... I can translate if need be

"Finally, someone respectable. Please do translate, it would be appreciated."

[the-red-lich]

Hey quit it with the face hidin lich, what ya hiding eh? If ye ugly, ye ugly and show your smug ass face to the world. Make dem eyes suffer, ya weak weenie.

"Was what you just said even in a real language?"

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Can you reblog if you don't mind me coming into your ask ic, even if we've got a thread?

[the-red-lich]

"...All this talk of grapes has me craving wine. I suppose a little indulgence would not hurt."

[the-red-lich]

Don’t worry!!! We even have your favorite person coming to help!!!! They certainly are determined!!!

"Oh you shouldn't have! Delivering my enemies directly to me, how kind of you! I'll make sure you will be first, so you do not have to suffer the screams of the still living."