how do ya want me now?

redd is my name, kicking yer ass is my game.

[charity-barnum-official]

((hey uhh if any of my official friends want to talk to me feel free to give me your discord, i would join the server but according to webby it’s really big and idk if i could handle that))

[the-redhead-official]

does anyone want to have some of my dead bodies?

[jackson-jekyll-official]

Y̷̛͙̋̈́̌̒́̓͠͠E̸̜̳̎̈͋̒́̊͂̀̕S̸̠͓̰͙͍̿̑̔̇́ͅ

[the-redhead-official]

they’re all yours lad

[the-redhead-official]

does anyone want to have some of my dead bodies?

[takashimizu-rina-official]

it seem intriguing but to go would cost me greatly

so what percentage of the bodies would i be taking

[the-redhead-official]

fair enough, you want a piece of all the action

i’ll give you 7 we can shake and make it happen

[the-redhead-official]

does anyone want to have some of my dead bodies?

[the-redhead-official]

d

[the-redhead-official]

Alright ladies, reblog with your favorite weapon!

I’ll start:

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

*slides under @dreamfinder-official‘s bed*

[dreamfinder-official]

NIGEL WHAT THE FUCK

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

*fires gun*

[dreamfinder-official]

BITCH WHAT THE HE-*fuckin dies*

[auriana-official]

HEY BITCH

YOU JUST KILLED DREAMFINDER!!!!!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

I did.

[official-professor-poopypants]

You’re scarier than I thought

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

*takes out my Power Sucker Of Science™ and sucks up all of dreamfinder’s power* I AM IMAGINATION GOD NOW

[official-professor-poopypants]

DAMN VHAT THE HELL

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

>:)

[helen-barnum-official]

This is a murder! Mommy says murder is bad and I should call the cops!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

Bitch the closest thing we have to cops is magical girls tell me how that goes

[helen-barnum-official]

I’M CALLING THE MAGICAL GIRLS!!!!!!!!!

[auriana-official]

You called? (maybe i was a magical girl the whole time but if you say anything i trap you in a crystal)

[kurumi-erika-official]

We’ve got a death to avenge!!!!!!!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

I̛̫̜̦͉̥͉͊́̾̎͢ H̵̨̛͙̬̮͉̆̍͗͌̕À̯̥̻͇͎̳̟͖̭͙̅̊́̐͌̃̓͞V̸͎̟͚̩̹̘͍̪̼̌̋̔̑́̉́͌͡ͅĘ̷̛̙͇̘͈̘̥̰͂̃̃͆̆͆͒̎̂ T̘̻̘̣͓̙̅̅̎̉͋̄̿̽̌H̠̥̼͚̤̠̭͛̑̈́̊͒͐̚͢͟Ę̡̮̱̝̫̄̉̍͞͞ͅ P̴͍̲͔̜̭̘̼͔͙̺̑͒́̀̇͋͊͡͠Ọ̩̗̹̝͇̎̽͌̈̆̑̆͑͡͠W̶̢̘͇̖͓̿̓̋͊̓̿̋̔͠͡Ė͓̥̯͚̟̺͆͐͊͛͋R̨͎͚̻̻̪͉͒̆̀̀̀̄̾͘ O̵̟̱͙̫͙͒͆̎͐͋̐̅̌͗͘͟F̸͎̹͎̥̦̟̱̗̀̔͑̋́͊̽̓̂͡ C͇̭̲̬̩̙̒͆̀̿̑̂̋Ŗ̶͎͖̬̩̝̣̯̩̅̾̃̔͋E̥̙͙̫͎̗̲͚̤̯̒͊́̿̒͒͗̈̄̀A̪̩̲̜̗̫̰̋͋͒̍̽̒̕͜͜Ţ̷̨̪̬̣̱̲̐̓͒̆̓͠I̷̫͉͚͓̦̭͆̄͗͆̊̾̀̔̓̚͢ͅO̶̬̜͚̣̖̯̯̤̺͊̒͂̄͊̑̃̈́́̚͢N̷̢͉̟̘̳͈͛̈̓̽͆͘͟͢ A̸̢͙͉̻͉͔̼̩̬̦̓͗̍̑̄̀͘N̵͓̮̬͚͍̦͂̏̑̈͂̚͠Ḋ̴̛͖̤̠̝̹͑̆͗̑͡ D̢̪͙̞̦̯͓̠͋̈̏́̒͜͞Ȩ̧̛̙̻͍̤̘̉̌͂͢͝͞S̷̨̛̤̗̺͇͆̃̆̅̄́͑Ț̲̭̣̬̳̱̗̓̈́͐́̃͗̚͠R̸̡̢̭̪̩̜̱͖͙̊̾͆̂̂̈̎̿̂̕Ư̟͎̞̳̳͉̮̈̈́́̃͜͟ͅC̴̢̛̥̩͕͇̜̓̂̇͑͗͑̌̕Ţ̛̳̼̠̮͗͊̓̿͠I̢̹̗̭̬͉̼̩̍̄̈͐̊͞͝͝O̭͈̺̳͔͒͂̍̎́͆̍̉͢͜Ǹ̷̨̮͚̼̲̟̔͒̎̽̿͠.̸̨̟͈̹̭̮̳̱̿͑̀̚̕ Ŷ̡̼͔͔̘̘̔͊̔̓̋͐̾͋̚͢O̘̤͇̱̻̗̎̿̊̾̓͋Ǔ̸͖͈̗̹̜͐̓̀̿̃̓͋̅͡ C̷̨͔͔̞̘̰͚̅͌̌̌̎̋͢͠Á̵̢̱̱͇̱͖̔̀̆̀̉͑̈ͅN̛͕̺͍̘̥̻̜͔͍̠̐̓̑͂͗̓̎̕͝N̜͚̖͖̭̩̼̭̭̏̈͋̈̀̓͝Ǫ̸͚̱̟̙̊̔̄̊͛͊̈́̆͢͟T͈͖̬̳̭̻͇́͊̎̚̕ D̵̨͙̲̳͙̅̂͑͊͂͞͝E̴̛͔͇̺͚͖͔͛́̀̈͐̋͜F̛̝̤̖̮͇̋̌̃͊̓͑̀͘Ě̸̺̥̫̮̣͙̠̓̅̾̀̅̎́̉͢A̴̻̗̮̼͓͎̥̍̿̓͐̆̑̕T̛͉͇͍̼̾̇̒̿̍̕͘͢͞ M̷̧̱̰̠͙̼͕̲̪͆̒̎̒̃͝Ȇ̥̜̝̭͓̊͑̏͊̚͞.̧̳̰͇̺͕̩͔̟̅̿̃̑̏͠͠͞

[auriana-official]

Wanna bet?

[kurumi-erika-official]

Let’s fucking go

[bubbles-official]

Fite me bitch thot

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

*imagines all their magical girl power away* still wanna fight?

[kurumi-erika-official]

Yep! *kicks you in the nuts*

[the-redhead-official]

TAKE ME GUNS LADDIES

[bubbles-official]

THEY WON’T DO ANYTHING!!!

[the-redhead-official]

THEN GRAB THE POWER SUCKER OF SCIENCE™ !!!!!!!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

*imagines the Power Sucker Of Science™  out of existence so you can’t get it*

[kurumi-erika-official]

AH SHIT

WE NEED A SCIENTIST

[auriana-official]

F U C K

[the-redhead-official]

KEEP KICKING HIS NUTS GIRLS!!! A SCIENTIST WILL SHOW UP EVENTUALLY!!!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

*slides under @dreamfinder-official‘s bed*

[dreamfinder-official]

NIGEL WHAT THE FUCK

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

*fires gun*

[dreamfinder-official]

BITCH WHAT THE HE-*fuckin dies*

[auriana-official]

HEY BITCH

YOU JUST KILLED DREAMFINDER!!!!!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

I did.

[official-professor-poopypants]

You’re scarier than I thought

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

*takes out my Power Sucker Of Science™ and sucks up all of dreamfinder’s power* I AM IMAGINATION GOD NOW

[official-professor-poopypants]

DAMN VHAT THE HELL

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

>:)

[helen-barnum-official]

This is a murder! Mommy says murder is bad and I should call the cops!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

Bitch the closest thing we have to cops is magical girls tell me how that goes

[helen-barnum-official]

I’M CALLING THE MAGICAL GIRLS!!!!!!!!!

[auriana-official]

You called? (maybe i was a magical girl the whole time but if you say anything i trap you in a crystal)

[kurumi-erika-official]

We’ve got a death to avenge!!!!!!!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

I̛̫̜̦͉̥͉͊́̾̎͢ H̵̨̛͙̬̮͉̆̍͗͌̕À̯̥̻͇͎̳̟͖̭͙̅̊́̐͌̃̓͞V̸͎̟͚̩̹̘͍̪̼̌̋̔̑́̉́͌͡ͅĘ̷̛̙͇̘͈̘̥̰͂̃̃͆̆͆͒̎̂ T̘̻̘̣͓̙̅̅̎̉͋̄̿̽̌H̠̥̼͚̤̠̭͛̑̈́̊͒͐̚͢͟Ę̡̮̱̝̫̄̉̍͞͞ͅ P̴͍̲͔̜̭̘̼͔͙̺̑͒́̀̇͋͊͡͠Ọ̩̗̹̝͇̎̽͌̈̆̑̆͑͡͠W̶̢̘͇̖͓̿̓̋͊̓̿̋̔͠͡Ė͓̥̯͚̟̺͆͐͊͛͋R̨͎͚̻̻̪͉͒̆̀̀̀̄̾͘ O̵̟̱͙̫͙͒͆̎͐͋̐̅̌͗͘͟F̸͎̹͎̥̦̟̱̗̀̔͑̋́͊̽̓̂͡ C͇̭̲̬̩̙̒͆̀̿̑̂̋Ŗ̶͎͖̬̩̝̣̯̩̅̾̃̔͋E̥̙͙̫͎̗̲͚̤̯̒͊́̿̒͒͗̈̄̀A̪̩̲̜̗̫̰̋͋͒̍̽̒̕͜͜Ţ̷̨̪̬̣̱̲̐̓͒̆̓͠I̷̫͉͚͓̦̭͆̄͗͆̊̾̀̔̓̚͢ͅO̶̬̜͚̣̖̯̯̤̺͊̒͂̄͊̑̃̈́́̚͢N̷̢͉̟̘̳͈͛̈̓̽͆͘͟͢ A̸̢͙͉̻͉͔̼̩̬̦̓͗̍̑̄̀͘N̵͓̮̬͚͍̦͂̏̑̈͂̚͠Ḋ̴̛͖̤̠̝̹͑̆͗̑͡ D̢̪͙̞̦̯͓̠͋̈̏́̒͜͞Ȩ̧̛̙̻͍̤̘̉̌͂͢͝͞S̷̨̛̤̗̺͇͆̃̆̅̄́͑Ț̲̭̣̬̳̱̗̓̈́͐́̃͗̚͠R̸̡̢̭̪̩̜̱͖͙̊̾͆̂̂̈̎̿̂̕Ư̟͎̞̳̳͉̮̈̈́́̃͜͟ͅC̴̢̛̥̩͕͇̜̓̂̇͑͗͑̌̕Ţ̛̳̼̠̮͗͊̓̿͠I̢̹̗̭̬͉̼̩̍̄̈͐̊͞͝͝O̭͈̺̳͔͒͂̍̎́͆̍̉͢͜Ǹ̷̨̮͚̼̲̟̔͒̎̽̿͠.̸̨̟͈̹̭̮̳̱̿͑̀̚̕ Ŷ̡̼͔͔̘̘̔͊̔̓̋͐̾͋̚͢O̘̤͇̱̻̗̎̿̊̾̓͋Ǔ̸͖͈̗̹̜͐̓̀̿̃̓͋̅͡ C̷̨͔͔̞̘̰͚̅͌̌̌̎̋͢͠Á̵̢̱̱͇̱͖̔̀̆̀̉͑̈ͅN̛͕̺͍̘̥̻̜͔͍̠̐̓̑͂͗̓̎̕͝N̜͚̖͖̭̩̼̭̭̏̈͋̈̀̓͝Ǫ̸͚̱̟̙̊̔̄̊͛͊̈́̆͢͟T͈͖̬̳̭̻͇́͊̎̚̕ D̵̨͙̲̳͙̅̂͑͊͂͞͝E̴̛͔͇̺͚͖͔͛́̀̈͐̋͜F̛̝̤̖̮͇̋̌̃͊̓͑̀͘Ě̸̺̥̫̮̣͙̠̓̅̾̀̅̎́̉͢A̴̻̗̮̼͓͎̥̍̿̓͐̆̑̕T̛͉͇͍̼̾̇̒̿̍̕͘͢͞ M̷̧̱̰̠͙̼͕̲̪͆̒̎̒̃͝Ȇ̥̜̝̭͓̊͑̏͊̚͞.̧̳̰͇̺͕̩͔̟̅̿̃̑̏͠͠͞

[auriana-official]

Wanna bet?

[kurumi-erika-official]

Let’s fucking go

[bubbles-official]

Fite me bitch thot

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

*imagines all their magical girl power away* still wanna fight?

[kurumi-erika-official]

Yep! *kicks you in the nuts*

[the-redhead-official]

TAKE ME GUNS LADDIES

[bubbles-official]

THEY WON’T DO ANYTHING!!!

[the-redhead-official]

THEN GRAB THE POWER SUCKER OF SCIENCE™ !!!!!!!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

*slides under @dreamfinder-official‘s bed*

[dreamfinder-official]

NIGEL WHAT THE FUCK

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

*fires gun*

[dreamfinder-official]

BITCH WHAT THE HE-*fuckin dies*

[auriana-official]

HEY BITCH

YOU JUST KILLED DREAMFINDER!!!!!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

I did.

[official-professor-poopypants]

You’re scarier than I thought

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

*takes out my Power Sucker Of Science™ and sucks up all of dreamfinder’s power* I AM IMAGINATION GOD NOW

[official-professor-poopypants]

DAMN VHAT THE HELL

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

>:)

[helen-barnum-official]

This is a murder! Mommy says murder is bad and I should call the cops!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

Bitch the closest thing we have to cops is magical girls tell me how that goes

[helen-barnum-official]

I’M CALLING THE MAGICAL GIRLS!!!!!!!!!

[auriana-official]

You called? (maybe i was a magical girl the whole time but if you say anything i trap you in a crystal)

[kurumi-erika-official]

We’ve got a death to avenge!!!!!!!

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

I̛̫̜̦͉̥͉͊́̾̎͢ H̵̨̛͙̬̮͉̆̍͗͌̕À̯̥̻͇͎̳̟͖̭͙̅̊́̐͌̃̓͞V̸͎̟͚̩̹̘͍̪̼̌̋̔̑́̉́͌͡ͅĘ̷̛̙͇̘͈̘̥̰͂̃̃͆̆͆͒̎̂ T̘̻̘̣͓̙̅̅̎̉͋̄̿̽̌H̠̥̼͚̤̠̭͛̑̈́̊͒͐̚͢͟Ę̡̮̱̝̫̄̉̍͞͞ͅ P̴͍̲͔̜̭̘̼͔͙̺̑͒́̀̇͋͊͡͠Ọ̩̗̹̝͇̎̽͌̈̆̑̆͑͡͠W̶̢̘͇̖͓̿̓̋͊̓̿̋̔͠͡Ė͓̥̯͚̟̺͆͐͊͛͋R̨͎͚̻̻̪͉͒̆̀̀̀̄̾͘ O̵̟̱͙̫͙͒͆̎͐͋̐̅̌͗͘͟F̸͎̹͎̥̦̟̱̗̀̔͑̋́͊̽̓̂͡ C͇̭̲̬̩̙̒͆̀̿̑̂̋Ŗ̶͎͖̬̩̝̣̯̩̅̾̃̔͋E̥̙͙̫͎̗̲͚̤̯̒͊́̿̒͒͗̈̄̀A̪̩̲̜̗̫̰̋͋͒̍̽̒̕͜͜Ţ̷̨̪̬̣̱̲̐̓͒̆̓͠I̷̫͉͚͓̦̭͆̄͗͆̊̾̀̔̓̚͢ͅO̶̬̜͚̣̖̯̯̤̺͊̒͂̄͊̑̃̈́́̚͢N̷̢͉̟̘̳͈͛̈̓̽͆͘͟͢ A̸̢͙͉̻͉͔̼̩̬̦̓͗̍̑̄̀͘N̵͓̮̬͚͍̦͂̏̑̈͂̚͠Ḋ̴̛͖̤̠̝̹͑̆͗̑͡ D̢̪͙̞̦̯͓̠͋̈̏́̒͜͞Ȩ̧̛̙̻͍̤̘̉̌͂͢͝͞S̷̨̛̤̗̺͇͆̃̆̅̄́͑Ț̲̭̣̬̳̱̗̓̈́͐́̃͗̚͠R̸̡̢̭̪̩̜̱͖͙̊̾͆̂̂̈̎̿̂̕Ư̟͎̞̳̳͉̮̈̈́́̃͜͟ͅC̴̢̛̥̩͕͇̜̓̂̇͑͗͑̌̕Ţ̛̳̼̠̮͗͊̓̿͠I̢̹̗̭̬͉̼̩̍̄̈͐̊͞͝͝O̭͈̺̳͔͒͂̍̎́͆̍̉͢͜Ǹ̷̨̮͚̼̲̟̔͒̎̽̿͠.̸̨̟͈̹̭̮̳̱̿͑̀̚̕ Ŷ̡̼͔͔̘̘̔͊̔̓̋͐̾͋̚͢O̘̤͇̱̻̗̎̿̊̾̓͋Ǔ̸͖͈̗̹̜͐̓̀̿̃̓͋̅͡ C̷̨͔͔̞̘̰͚̅͌̌̌̎̋͢͠Á̵̢̱̱͇̱͖̔̀̆̀̉͑̈ͅN̛͕̺͍̘̥̻̜͔͍̠̐̓̑͂͗̓̎̕͝N̜͚̖͖̭̩̼̭̭̏̈͋̈̀̓͝Ǫ̸͚̱̟̙̊̔̄̊͛͊̈́̆͢͟T͈͖̬̳̭̻͇́͊̎̚̕ D̵̨͙̲̳͙̅̂͑͊͂͞͝E̴̛͔͇̺͚͖͔͛́̀̈͐̋͜F̛̝̤̖̮͇̋̌̃͊̓͑̀͘Ě̸̺̥̫̮̣͙̠̓̅̾̀̅̎́̉͢A̴̻̗̮̼͓͎̥̍̿̓͐̆̑̕T̛͉͇͍̼̾̇̒̿̍̕͘͢͞ M̷̧̱̰̠͙̼͕̲̪͆̒̎̒̃͝Ȇ̥̜̝̭͓̊͑̏͊̚͞.̧̳̰͇̺͕̩͔̟̅̿̃̑̏͠͠͞

[auriana-official]

Wanna bet?

[kurumi-erika-official]

Let’s fucking go

[bubbles-official]

Fite me bitch thot

[dr-nigel-channing-official]

*imagines all their magical girl power away* still wanna fight?

[kurumi-erika-official]

Yep! *kicks you in the nuts*

[the-redhead-official]

TAKE ME GUNS LADDIES

[the-redhead-official]

@jack-sparrow-official i challenge ye to a duel

[jack-sparrow-official]

oH r e all Y

l eT s g o

[the-redhead-official]

*takes out sword*

[jack-sparrow-official]

[also takes out sword]

cO M E O n

[the-redhead-official]

*stabs* yer turn 

[jack-sparrow-official]

o w fuc

[slice]

th at l l d o

[the-redhead-official]

I SAID

Y E R  T U R N

[jack-sparrow-official]

F Uc K

[stabs]

[the-redhead-official]

*stabs again but this time HARDER*

[jack-sparrow-official]

[tries to stab with more force this time uh]

SH It

O W

[the-redhead-official]

*takes out second sword*

[jack-sparrow-official]

wJ Er es my GUn

DA Mm iT

[still has only one sword]

[the-redhead-official]

I’VE GOT YER GUN LAD *takes it out while stabbing you with my second sword*

[jack-sparrow-official]

SH I T

[tries to swing around sword]

[the-redhead-official]

*fires gun* YEEEEEE

[the-redhead-official]

@jack-sparrow-official i challenge ye to a duel

[jack-sparrow-official]

oH r e all Y

l eT s g o

[the-redhead-official]

*takes out sword*

[jack-sparrow-official]

[also takes out sword]

cO M E O n

[the-redhead-official]

*stabs* yer turn 

[jack-sparrow-official]

o w fuc

[slice]

th at l l d o

[the-redhead-official]

I SAID

Y E R  T U R N

[jack-sparrow-official]

F Uc K

[stabs]

[the-redhead-official]

*stabs again but this time HARDER*

[jack-sparrow-official]

[tries to stab with more force this time uh]

SH It

O W

[the-redhead-official]

*takes out second sword*

[jack-sparrow-official]

wJ Er es my GUn

DA Mm iT

[still has only one sword]

[the-redhead-official]

I’VE GOT YER GUN LAD *takes it out while stabbing you with my second sword*

[the-redhead-official]

@jack-sparrow-official i challenge ye to a duel

[jack-sparrow-official]

oH r e all Y

l eT s g o

[the-redhead-official]

*takes out sword*

[jack-sparrow-official]

[also takes out sword]

cO M E O n

[the-redhead-official]

*stabs* yer turn 

[jack-sparrow-official]

o w fuc

[slice]

th at l l d o

[the-redhead-official]

I SAID

Y E R  T U R N

[jack-sparrow-official]

F Uc K

[stabs]

[the-redhead-official]

*stabs again but this time HARDER*

[jack-sparrow-official]

[tries to stab with more force this time uh]

SH It

O W

[the-redhead-official]

*takes out second sword*

[the-redhead-official]

@jack-sparrow-official i challenge ye to a duel

[jack-sparrow-official]

oH r e all Y

l eT s g o

[the-redhead-official]

*takes out sword*

[jack-sparrow-official]

[also takes out sword]

cO M E O n

[the-redhead-official]

*stabs* yer turn 

[jack-sparrow-official]

o w fuc

[slice]

th at l l d o

[the-redhead-official]

I SAID

Y E R  T U R N

[jack-sparrow-official]

F Uc K

[stabs]

[the-redhead-official]

*stabs again but this time HARDER*

[the-redhead-official]

@jack-sparrow-official i challenge ye to a duel

[jack-sparrow-official]

oH r e all Y

l eT s g o

[the-redhead-official]

*takes out sword*

[jack-sparrow-official]

[also takes out sword]

cO M E O n

[the-redhead-official]

*stabs* yer turn 

[jack-sparrow-official]

o w fuc

[slice]

th at l l d o

[the-redhead-official]

I SAID

Y E R  T U R N

[the-redhead-official]

@jack-sparrow-official i challenge ye to a duel

[jack-sparrow-official]

oH r e all Y

l eT s g o

[the-redhead-official]

*takes out sword*

[jack-sparrow-official]

[also takes out sword]

cO M E O n

[the-redhead-official]

*stabs* yer turn 

[the-redhead-official]

@jack-sparrow-official i challenge ye to a duel

[jack-sparrow-official]

oH r e all Y

l eT s g o

[the-redhead-official]

*takes out sword*

[fancy-nancy-official]

Tea party time! You’re all invited!

[the-redhead-official]

I’VE GOT THE RUM