singer-songwitch

I write musicals, plays, songs and stories • she/her

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I want Patrick Bateman’s, Dexter Morgan’s and Joe Goldberg’s internal monologues to start a podcast together

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I figured out the crossover.

Joe would kill Patrick to “protect” one of his obsessions and then Dexter would kill Joe because he’s a serial killer.

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how did the bots find me 🫣

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him: I think it’s great that you can unmask around me and just be in the moment.

me (strategizing every single word and action like a mastermind): yeah, so great. 🙂

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if I’m ever super rich, I’m going to create a streaming service that produces sapphic shows and actually let’s them tell their stories instead of canceling them immediately. 😔

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do all people give me the ick or is it just men?

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things me and my doctors thought were other things that were probably just symptoms of MG:

- vocal fatigue after having conversations in social settings (they sent me to speech therapy)

- not being able to keep my eyes open while driving long distances (I just thought I was really tired)

- having a ridiculously hard time with the leg press (I thought I needed to train more)

- waking up feeling like I couldn’t breathe or swallow (one doctor told me it was panic attacks, the other said it was seasonal allergies)

- having problems with swallowing while or after eating (I thought it was food allergies or seasonal allergies)

- not being able to hold a bowling ball (I thought my arm muscles were just weak)

- not being able to deal with buttons or turning keys (I thought it was because my hands were cold)

- having to take breaks while practicing guitar (I thought it was from lack of practice)

- having problems singing an entire song and my voice completely failing me after just a few songs (I thought it was lack of practice and allergies)

- spending most of the summer sleeping almost all day (I thought I was just recovering from traveling or my apartment was too hot)

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I hope Gwendoline Christie feels beautiful every day

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in anti-hero, Taylor actually admits that she’s a vampire when she sings “Taylor’s old as time”.

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make zines, not babies.

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Mary had a little lamb, she turned it into a leather jacket.

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French musical composers write a single beautiful, haunting musical and then disappear from the face of the earth

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one thing I hate about the PLL novels is that the agents and detectives are always so quick to believe that the girls committed whatever crime they’re being framed for, even after knowing that they’ve been framed multiple times. they don’t even give them the benefit of the doubt. it’s so lazy and annoying.

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Bliss sounds like French musicals

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I’m watching this video about “resting in your feminine energy” and the advice is horrifying. the person is basically telling you to be a 50s housewife who also has a successful career.

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reading the PLL novels is a weird experience cause I struggle to get through the first half and then can’t stop reading once I get to the second half.

I think it’s cause the first half is always the girls making bad choices and also being tormented at the same time.

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how dare they cancel the wilds??

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Tbh american psycho could’ve ended way earlier if he kissed that one dude in the bathroom