ghost

boo

[the-renaifrance]

I want Patrick Bateman’s, Dexter Morgan’s and Joe Goldberg’s internal monologues to start a podcast together

[vysjewelry]

Art Deco diamond, lapis lazuli, coral, amethyst, aquamarine, platinum, and gold bangle bracelet, Georges Fouquet, c. 1925, designed by Adolphe Mouron dit Cassandre (at Christie’s)

[bylerbrainrot]

when i say this is the best trope i mean it with my entire chest

[02png]

🪐

Twi | ins

[quasyzygy]

same person different fonts

[dingusteveharrington]

Vecna, the second Will Byers enters Hawkins:

[xala-mosby]

The Walking Dead

headers.

[xala-mosby]

The Walking Dead

headers.

[captainwans]

me patiently waiting for steven grant x reader after watching the first episode:

[calciferous-kelpie]

[ot3]

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

[pengychan]

#im the director bitch not the actor

don’t hide this in the tags that’s exactly it

[whirlybirbs]

Hey birbs- if you ever see this, I wanna say thank you for sharing about being isolated as a kid and how your room and stories were your escape out of "the shittiest nights alive."

That resonated a lot with me, seeing as I (and I'm sure many others here) went through the same shit when I was younger. You've been a beacon for me this last year and I just wanted to say thank you for sharing something like that.

Makes me feel a little less alone <3

i used to go in my room and blast my headphones and pretend i was somewhere else entirely, like i'm talkin' a DIFFERENT UNIVERSE — daydreaming for me has become somewhat of an extreme sport, if i'm honest. so many of my stories are born from this weird skill i mastered as a child, all so i didn't feel so alone.

so, y'know. that's one positive. i guess. sorta fucked up but honestly i am taking what i can get. i wish i could get a refund on the cptsd tho. :/ i don't want it anymore it's uglee.

i'm sure my therapist would be proud of me saying that the truth is that being alone isn't a bad thing — we always have ourselves. peace comes from within, blah blah blah. you know the whole deal. but all that is easier said than done, so in the meantime sometimes we gotta write 100k pieces about our favorite cringe canon characters kissing us under starlight, y'know.

[animalcrossingmemes]

[togglepop]

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

[kiruharukorohara]

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

[a-good-bean-deactivated20190802]

why have i never known about orange

[rainbowravioli]

Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)

[therealbucky05]

Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit

[beaubete]

It is so weird seeing people rediscover the fandom of my youth. I haven’t used the citrus scale since I last lied about being 18.

[alethiaii]

This makes me feel old. 

[flamingbluepanda]

I remember seeing the citrus scale but I never used it. It feels so odd.

[stucky-will-fucky]

I’m just imagining searching up grapefruit stucky now and it feels weirdly natural

[hellyeahbottombucky-deactivated]

Lol! Seriously considering sliding back to the citrus scale

[jessmalia]

with the banned tags we might need to bring this back

[mysticmousecat]

I need your help

I hate this and I hate doing this, but I literally have no other options. I hate being the person who says I need help but unfortunately thats where I’m at right now. I’m drowning. I’m alone, and I have been for a while, I don’t really have family who can help me, I work in a job that I spend almost 50 hours a week at which doesn’t pay enough to be worth that time, but with my location there aren’t really any other options, and I can barely buy groceries to keep myself alive. If you like the things that I write and make or you want to help me try and get back on my feet again, my ko-fi is here or my CashApp is $louanajoy if you’d like to help there. I hate having to ask for help, hate it, and I hate feeling like I’m being a burden on people like you guys who I love so fucking much, people who I love creating for, but I don’t know what else to do.

My goal on my ko-fi is $1500, which should be plenty to at least get my major bills out of the way and actually let me breathe for the first time in months, but anything helps. Like I said, I love creating for you guys and making content for you, and I hope to be doing for a long time, as long as I can keep myself from crumbling.

[girlbossmel]

https://twitter.com/lolukn/status/1474409537289560065?s=21

HELLO THIS IS OFFICIAL ART. SO MUCH TO UNPACK BUT?? MEL AND JAYCE?? UNDER THE MISTLETOE?? CRYING I LOVE THEM.

(Credit @/greezart on Twitter!)

[best-blurst-of-times]

[ironbite4]

Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book.  It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.

[thedarkbutbeige]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

there’s a timeskip

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

THERE’S A TIMESKIP

after losing control of the signal fire there’s a FUCKING TIMESKIP and when the next chapter starts everyone’s hair is several inches longer and their clothes have rotted to shreds and they’re still just kind of chilling!!!!

IT TAKES THE TERRIBLE IMPERIALISM MIND-POISONED EXCESSIVELY BRITISH BOYS IN THE ACTUAL BOOK SEVERAL MONTHS TO COMMIT A SINGLE ACT OF INTENTIONAL VIOLENCE, EVEN THE ONE (1) CHILD WRITTEN AS AN ACTUAL SOCIOPATH

AND then when they DO turn on each other it is because

THERE’S AN UNSPECIFIED WORLD WAR HAPPENING

AND A PILOT’S CORPSE CRASH LANDS ON THE ISLAND POST-DOGFIGHT AND THE CHILDREN MISTAKE THE PARACHUTE FOR A MONSTER AND SPIRAL INTO PARANOIA

BECAUSE CHILDREN INHERIT THE LEGACY AND TRAUMA OF VIOLENCE FROM THE ADULTS WAGING WAR AROUND THEM

HURR DURR IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LIKE IN LORD OF THE FLIES -

IT DIDN’T HAPPEN THAT WAY IN LORD OF THE FLIES EITHER YOU JUST HAVEN’T READ IT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IF EVER AND DON’T REMEMBER WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE GODDAMN BOOK

[randomslasher]

[mayfriend-archive]

#tbf the dude wrote it to be a dick

yes. yes he did. i’m also gonna direct you to the real life ‘lord of the flies’ which occured in the 1960s, when six tongan schoolboys got stranded on a desert island for over a year before being rescued by an australian fisherman (who, it should be noted, later took on all six as crewmembers because the reason they were out in the first place was because they wanted to see the world, and named his ship the Ata after the island they were stranded on). nobody died. the only injuries that occurred were accidental, and when one of the boys broke his leg falling down a cliff, the others braced it and looked after him so well that it healed perfectly. if they argued, then they would literally go to opposite sides of the island until they’d cooled off. after leaving the island, they remained friends for the rest of their lives. here’s a photo of them as adults, with their rescuer (who is third from the left) and other members of his crew.

i read about this in rutger bregman’s human kind, a book i cannot recommend highly enough, but if you don’t want to go and read a whole book about the inherent goodness of humanity (which again, you really should) then the relevant excerpt can be found here.

[mayfriend-archive]

[respectfullywtf]

this turned out surprizingly wholesome i love it