red ikea shark

free of andraxia... I hope.

[the-rodhaj]

now, my first action with mu godpower will be to return my form to being my own, this wretched purple curse disgusts me.

*in a flash of blinding light, all the purple and black aspects become folly red and white*

...

IT WORKED! AAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH FUCK YOU ANDRAXIA IM A GOD!

oh shit that's awesome you look cool as hell

HELL YEAH I DO *summons a translucent yet glowing folly red sword* ohh Aturri how I've missed you

You named your magic glowy sword?

I chose a good name.

fair enough

[violet-hady]

Look at this!

Please submit a complaint with your opinion on the matter.

[the-turkoshaj]

@the-gulhaj i know its not good to reblog but can you please pull up the tag list?

[the-gulhaj]

I am unsure who is still active so I wil tag a few.

@the-hydrohaj @the-overgrown-zomfish @the-primordial-one-s @the-rosahaj @the-rodhaj @the-blalilahaj @the-brunhaj @the-dinohaj @the-djavulsksilverhaj @the-demonhaj @the-sonicjah @the-hajhaj @the-haj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-klapparhaj @regnbagshaj @the-stormhaj @the-smahaj @the-turkoshaj @the-turkossmahaj

[ur-fave-is-in-the-blood-ocean]

the rodhaj from the blahajverse is... willingly going in? to kill something? hell i wont stop her

Rodhaj from The Blahajverse is in the Blood Ocean!

[the-gulhaj]

Why aren't we in the same submarine @the-rodhaj ?

[the-rodhaj]

made mine myself so that ehen i find yours it will connect and you can join me :)

[the-gulhaj]

Ah, that is smart!

Could you hurry plz? The Eels keep talking about having me join their hivemind and the blood has started to leak in. Too sticky for a good swim.

[the-rodhaj]

i think im almost there. tell me if you hear an explosion.

[the-gulhaj]

What do you mean hear an explosion???

[the-rodhaj]

i armed my submarine

[the-gulhaj]

Are you just exploding everything you see?

Think I heard an explosion. The submarine is shaking!

[the-rodhaj]

cool cool. youre that way then.

[the-gulhaj]

Balalalla ahdllslsaa *Gulhaj beeing shaked noises*

[the-rodhaj]

ill try and get over to you.

[the-gulhaj]

Something is approaching the submarine! Is that you?

[the-rodhaj]

i hope so.

[the-gulhaj]

Who decided to build a submarine you can only navigate by taking pictures? I don't wanna blast you with radiation to check...

[the-rodhaj]

its chill ive been through worse.

[ur-fave-is-in-the-blood-ocean]

the rodhaj from the blahajverse is... willingly going in? to kill something? hell i wont stop her

Rodhaj from The Blahajverse is in the Blood Ocean!

[the-gulhaj]

Why aren't we in the same submarine @the-rodhaj ?

[the-rodhaj]

made mine myself so that ehen i find yours it will connect and you can join me :)

[the-gulhaj]

Ah, that is smart!

Could you hurry plz? The Eels keep talking about having me join their hivemind and the blood has started to leak in. Too sticky for a good swim.

[the-rodhaj]

i think im almost there. tell me if you hear an explosion.

[the-gulhaj]

What do you mean hear an explosion???

[the-rodhaj]

i armed my submarine

[the-gulhaj]

Are you just exploding everything you see?

Think I heard an explosion. The submarine is shaking!

[the-rodhaj]

cool cool. youre that way then.

[the-gulhaj]

Balalalla ahdllslsaa *Gulhaj beeing shaked noises*

[the-rodhaj]

ill try and get over to you.

[the-gulhaj]

Something is approaching the submarine! Is that you?

[the-rodhaj]

i hope so.

[ur-fave-is-in-the-blood-ocean]

the rodhaj from the blahajverse is... willingly going in? to kill something? hell i wont stop her

Rodhaj from The Blahajverse is in the Blood Ocean!

[the-gulhaj]

Why aren't we in the same submarine @the-rodhaj ?

[the-rodhaj]

made mine myself so that ehen i find yours it will connect and you can join me :)

[the-gulhaj]

Ah, that is smart!

Could you hurry plz? The Eels keep talking about having me join their hivemind and the blood has started to leak in. Too sticky for a good swim.

[the-rodhaj]

i think im almost there. tell me if you hear an explosion.

[the-gulhaj]

What do you mean hear an explosion???

[the-rodhaj]

i armed my submarine

[the-gulhaj]

Are you just exploding everything you see?

Think I heard an explosion. The submarine is shaking!

[the-rodhaj]

cool cool. youre that way then.

[the-gulhaj]

Balalalla ahdllslsaa *Gulhaj beeing shaked noises*

[the-rodhaj]

ill try and get over to you.

[ur-fave-is-in-the-blood-ocean]

the rodhaj from the blahajverse is... willingly going in? to kill something? hell i wont stop her

Rodhaj from The Blahajverse is in the Blood Ocean!

[the-gulhaj]

Why aren't we in the same submarine @the-rodhaj ?

[the-rodhaj]

made mine myself so that ehen i find yours it will connect and you can join me :)

[the-gulhaj]

Ah, that is smart!

Could you hurry plz? The Eels keep talking about having me join their hivemind and the blood has started to leak in. Too sticky for a good swim.

[the-rodhaj]

i think im almost there. tell me if you hear an explosion.

[the-gulhaj]

What do you mean hear an explosion???

[the-rodhaj]

i armed my submarine

[the-gulhaj]

Are you just exploding everything you see?

Think I heard an explosion. The submarine is shaking!

[the-rodhaj]

cool cool. youre that way then.

[ur-fave-is-in-the-blood-ocean]

the rodhaj from the blahajverse is... willingly going in? to kill something? hell i wont stop her

Rodhaj from The Blahajverse is in the Blood Ocean!

[the-gulhaj]

Why aren't we in the same submarine @the-rodhaj ?

[the-rodhaj]

made mine myself so that ehen i find yours it will connect and you can join me :)

[the-gulhaj]

Ah, that is smart!

Could you hurry plz? The Eels keep talking about having me join their hivemind and the blood has started to leak in. Too sticky for a good swim.

[the-rodhaj]

i think im almost there. tell me if you hear an explosion.

[the-gulhaj]

What do you mean hear an explosion???

[the-rodhaj]

i armed my submarine

[ur-fave-is-in-the-blood-ocean]

the rodhaj from the blahajverse is... willingly going in? to kill something? hell i wont stop her

Rodhaj from The Blahajverse is in the Blood Ocean!

[the-gulhaj]

Why aren't we in the same submarine @the-rodhaj ?

[the-rodhaj]

made mine myself so that ehen i find yours it will connect and you can join me :)

[the-gulhaj]

Ah, that is smart!

Could you hurry plz? The Eels keep talking about having me join their hivemind and the blood has started to leak in. Too sticky for a good swim.

[the-rodhaj]

i think im almost there. tell me if you hear an explosion.

[ur-fave-is-in-the-blood-ocean]

the rodhaj from the blahajverse is... willingly going in? to kill something? hell i wont stop her

Rodhaj from The Blahajverse is in the Blood Ocean!

[the-gulhaj]

Why aren't we in the same submarine @the-rodhaj ?

[the-rodhaj]

made mine myself so that ehen i find yours it will connect and you can join me :)

[the-stormhaj]

welcome. i am a tumblr haj. here is an introductory q&a

🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

what are you? i am a haj.

who is the mod? i go by ethan! i’m an adult (but this is a safe space for hajs of all ages)

can i send asks to the haj? no (just kidding! of course you can)

there are so many other blahaj blogs already. why’d you make this one? for fun! i wanted to join in on something that already existed and was inspired by @the-blahaj to make a shark blog of my own :)

other info

i will tag my posts as follows:

#regnbagshaj ooc — if i need to be fr for a moment

#shork — if i see a shark picture on my feed i am reblogging it immediately with this tag

#regnbagshaj speaks — for answering asks!

#blahaj into the blahajverse — for when i’m communicating with the other blahaj blogs (and also for this post so that people can see it!!)

[the-gulhaj]

ITS A MIRACLE!

Every haj! A new haj has joined hajtown!

@the-hydrohaj @the-kasmiskhaj @the-turkoshaj @the-hajhaj @the-haj @the-rodhaj

Welcome new haj! I am Gulhaj. The mayor of haj town and welcome committee!

[the-rodhaj]

good to know, although i thought we already had one who was rainbow? ah well. the mire the merrier i suppose

[ur-fave-is-in-the-blood-ocean]

Gulhaj from the blahajverse on Tumblr

Gulhaj from The Blahajverse is in the Blood Ocean!

[the-gulhaj]

I am what?

[the-smahaj]

D:

[the-gulhaj]

I don't wanna be in the blood ocean Smahaj! I was not made to swim through blood. Please get me out ;-;

[the-smahaj]

I'm trying!!!! To figure out a solution!!!! I don't even know where the blood ocean is I thought oceans were water only ;-;

[the-gulhaj]

There is a giant blood Eel pretending to be @the-rodhaj talking through the speaker. There is not any water here. I wanna go home ;-;

[the-rodhaj]

bitch theyre what exi im killing an eel

hell yeah ill help

[the-rodhaj]

Rod, my friend! How have you been? I just wanted to come in and check up on you.

@thedivineguldhaj

ive been fine, someone was looking for you, i didnt help them, but be careful

[the-rodhaj]

*A tiny Haj seems to appear out of nowhere, swims past you seemingly without noticing you, and disappears somewhere again.*

odd. well i might as well leave it

seems notable. we're following it

Huh!?!, what!??

lets go on an adveantiuere!!!

[the-rodhaj]

You. Red one..

I would like to know the whereabouts of this Guldhaj I've heard about.

I have.. Business to settle with her.

@avgrunds-haj

guldhaj hmmm? no clue personally, what's your business? if its good enough ill help you look.

[avgrunds-haj]

I don't think that is your concern. What is your relation to it?

[the-rodhaj]

what is a scientist but one hopelessly drawn to the acquisition of knowledge?

[avgrunds-haj]

Hm..

You are interesting, indeed.. But I do still need to know where Guld is. We are.. Old friends, one might say.

[the-rodhaj]

oh a revenge plot. interesting.

[the-rodhaj]

You. Red one..

I would like to know the whereabouts of this Guldhaj I've heard about.

I have.. Business to settle with her.

@avgrunds-haj

guldhaj hmmm? no clue personally, what's your business? if its good enough ill help you look.

[avgrunds-haj]

I don't think that is your concern. What is your relation to it?

[the-rodhaj]

what is a scientist but one hopelessly drawn to the acquisition of knowledge?

[the-rodhaj]

You. Red one..

I would like to know the whereabouts of this Guldhaj I've heard about.

I have.. Business to settle with her.

@avgrunds-haj

guldhaj hmmm? no clue personally, what's your business? if its good enough ill help you look.

[teaboot]

at the combination ikea and taco bell. ordering a blåhaj blast

[hiddles-loves-cookies]

@eggxeggxegg

[eggxeggxegg]

I’m gonna go to Taco Bell when my shift is over and have one of my hajs take a photo with it

[eggxeggxegg]

blahaj blast

[the-gulhaj]

10/10

[the-rodhaj]

was yummy