The Sad Oracle

I return to you now, at the turn of the tide. The Long Awaited Return of the Alexandrian Alchemist, Sam/Miranda, 30 years old, enby (they/her), a sad humanities graduate student and merry feasting crank with a deep love of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Water Margin, Angels in America, Tolkien, FMA, KSBD, Dimension 20 and Critical Role, Stephen Sondheim and Dave Malloy, Vinland Saga, Italian Leftist Postmodernism, Gankutsuou, Shakespeare, and Legend of the Galactic Heroes.

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[arttla]

dogy

[tearsofrefugees]

Clerks smile and 'flip off' security camera while 'sneaking' immigrants out of courthouse: DOJ

Two Utah court clerks have been dubbed "anti-ICE vigilantes" after they were allegedly caught "sneaking" immigrants out the back door of the

[antifainternational]

That's how you show real solidarity!

"After they overheard that ICE was at the courthouse to arrest someone, they improperly accessed court databases to determine who was not born in the United States," a DOJ detention filing says. "They then snuck every suspected illegal alien who was at the courthouse out a back door, where ICE, who was waiting in the parking lot for their target to leave the building, could not see them."

Think about what you can do at your job or in your daily life to resist fascism when the opportunity presents itself!

[genderoutlaws]

fundraiser for their legal expenses x

[columboscreens]

[thememedaddy]

[a-large-pillar-of-salt]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[snototter]

A jaguar (Panthera onca) and her melanistic cub in ARTIS Zoo, The Netherlands

by safi kok

[starrynet]

what’s your favorite ship?

titanic

hms terror

uss enterprise

ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)

captain ahab’s whaling vessel

ship of theseus

battleship monopoly token

mclennon

Remaining time: 6 days 4 hours

[starrynet]

would you have chosen the edmund fitzgerald if it had been an option in the original poll?

yes. justice for the edmund fitzgerald 🚢

no, but I would have chosen a different, unlisted ship option

I’m happy with my original choice

no favorite ship/landlocked

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

[thememedaddy]

[fluffysheeps]

Lil lizards 🦎

[batseveryday]

today's bat is: a dubious little creature getting up to mischief... this is no good..

source

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Incredible vehicle spotted in the wild by a friend earlier

[peridot-vs-lapis]

reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you

[iskwekan]

hey so if anyone has financial capacity to help my wife out with living expenses after her small amount of money is wiped by vet bills that would be appreciated a lot rn. I’m also struggling so if you want to send anything my way check my pinned post, but she takes priority. her info is listed below:

e-transfer: [email protected]

paypal: mlg42069

[neilcicierega]

Never forget how Disney ruined Doug by slapping on a bunch of arbitrary bullshit changes:

• The Beets broke up • Honker Burger closed • Roger got rich • Connie got a more “normal” body type • Doug became Porkchop’s pet • Skeeter’s safeword changed from “honk honk” to “eebeedeebee” • The town was named Doug • “Patti Mayonnaise Memorial Swimming Pool” WTF! • Mayor White became part of Doug’s circle of friends • Sex moans in the theme song • Everyone could see Doug’s imagination sequences happen in reality • 9/11 predictions got a lot less subtle • Mr. Dink calmed down • Judy Funnie became a baby • Mr. Bone lived in Doug’s walls • Doug’s voice actor was replaced by Sir Michael Caine • Every episode was 4 hours long • Every character was nude with grotesquely long, muscular torsos • Roger always dropped a gun on the floor in every scene • Doug turned twelve  • Every episode ended with Doug’s parents dying