The Super Starkid Theory

So I was just watching a starkid livestream highlights compilation and it seems that at the end of the nightmare time 1 talkback livestream someone asks Nick whether he thinks the Starkid plays could be connected and he says "they're not (altho the medallion says that's dumb so we're gonna ignore that) APART FROM trail to oregon"

He says/implies (I'm reading between the lines a little here) that in his mind TTO is a show that's performed at the starlight theatre but because it's in hatchetfield blinky gate crashes the showing for the watchers with 1000 eyes

Sorry I know everyone probably knew this already but Nick has approved the hatchetfield x TTO super starkid theory with his literal mouth omg

#dooooo #i post this here??

whotfamitho

I- this probably means something but I can't tell what

awigglycultist

WAIT WAIT

Okay okay we all know the werid ass coincidence of The Time Jerker aka Tim Jerkowsky in Henry Danger and Ted Spankoffski aka The Time Bastard from Hatchetfield.

But I'm looking through the time jerker wiki (and this is fandom so like its not super trustworthy but whatever) and he was apparently originally called the time bandit. Fucking. Bandit.

I-

So it is now time to once again pull out the "Evey Joey character is Ted" conspiracy theory

@the-super-starkid-theory does this qualify for the blog?

#the time bandit king

Part B of the Super Starkid Theory begins with us going back in time, to before the Lords In Black first begin interacting with Hatchetfield, and we take a look at some of Starkids other, magical and extraterrestrial shows.

Coming soon

I don't know why no one has pointed out this... kinda rationale point but remember Flopstoppers and the time machine *aggressively gestures at Tinky*

This wasn't supposed to happen. It never should have happened. But it did. A containment break. No one knows whose fault it was, or how it happened, but the important part is that it did happen. A vital file filled with some of CCRP's most important notes in relation to time travel has been stolen. By Vivian DeMarco no less.

A team of agents was immediately assembled to acquire jobs at Supreme Studios and gather intel on her intentions with the notes, and bring them back if the opportunity arises.

Months pass and they finally find out what her plan is for time travel- to send two comic fanboys back in time to stop a crappy superhero movie from being made. The higher-ups had scoffed. This woman had the ability to change time and she simply chooses to stop a comic book movie? It's almost laughable.

The agents are then sent out with new orders-

Bring back the notes to be cloned (the cloning equipment may specialize in people, but paper works too) and brought back so as to not arouse suspicion. They are then instructed to remain stationed at Supreme Studios and keep an eye on Vivian to make sure she has no other intentions with time travel. They may have gotten lucky once, but they cannot afford that kind of sloppiness in the future. They could not risk angering the Lord.

@the-super-starkid-theory is it time to include the TCBCU (Tin Can Bros Cinematic Universe)?

#though I can't make anything better than this!!!

100% - Bonus section will now be TCBCU and SCCU (Shipwrecked Comedy Cinematic Universe)

I have low-key been on a bit of a starship train lately so sorry for that but you cannot fucking tell me that the machine Pincer uses to turn bug into a human doesnt use the same technology/magic as whatever turned Jane into a car

Oh and the body he transfers him into is for sure ted

I don't think they used the same method, considering Bug's body is that of a Starship Ranger who is cryogenically frozen, with a dead brain, but a functioning body, whereas Jane was transferred via Black Book spell.

However, the body was 1000% Ted. Or at least a clone of him CCRP made.

@the-super-starkid-theory

So...

In Part A of the Super Starkid Theory.

I love Bugs body being Ted tho, hell yeah - writing that down

Why does Bug have Nevada on his left shoulder?

Is this a Starship Troopers thing?

awigglycultist

Wait how have I never noticed this lol

Maybe the Starship Troopers or G.L.E.E started in Nevada?

I’ve never seen Starship Troopers but when it comes up in conversation (which is bizarrely frequently) I do always say ‘I haven’t seen it but I have seen the musical’ and just get a lot of confused looks

New theory that the family in Oregon just wildly missed the mark and actually ended up in Nevada and that’s where all the superstarkid megaverse shit started happening

shipsonmymind

I haven’t seen Starship Troopers in years (and I haven’t read the book), so idk if Nevada is significant in that universe, but in our universe Nevada has Area 51. Maybe in the StarKid universe, the secret alien research in Area 51 is true and that’s where the G.L.E.E.’s originally secret then eventual public headquarters were.

And the Oregon family somehow managing to accidentally end up in Nevada and start this whole thing is hilarious. And I too like to casually mention StarKid in conversations every chance I get.

Have you listened to Starship Requiem, because I've just listened to it for the first time and at the begining the galactic overlords say they're planning on "making plushies of the bugs [from bug world] in time to sell them for the holiday season"

Which definitely implies a connection between the bugs and the lords in black which is just like in your super starkid theory!

No I haven't actually, I keep meaning to.

But omg - its all coming together!!!

Note to self: Jack Bauer almost became a Blinky sniggle

#starkid #super starkid theory #team starkid #firebringer

Apologies friends, I fell asleep not long after this post.

I guess this would ideally fit into super starkid theory but let's do a mini part of that here for the hell of it.

Blinky's Sniggles

So we know each Lord in Black has his own Sniggles, or at least we know Wiggly, Blinky and Nibbly do.

We learn about Blinky's Sniggles in Watcher World where they're being portrayed by actors, but they could be easily mimicking actual creatures that serve Blinky.

So we learn that they are likely purple and feathered, with feathered wings, and they "get the sniggle urge to move". (If you want me to go full tin foil hat, please also note Jeff plays Papa Sniggle).

Jack Bauer Dikrats

When Jack Bauer Dikrats swallows the snake poison he dies, and enters what I can only describe as his Pink Elephants on Parade moment.

When this happens the following happens:

> he turns purple

> sees himself get wings

> sees himself fly

> sees the Watchers with a Thousand Eyes

So in the world of Super Starkid Theories, I reckon Jack Bauer was about to become a Sniggle for Blinky if he had not woken up.

How does this fit into the @the-super-starkid-theory ?

This will be looked at in Part B soon.

(When I've written it)

Hmmm OK so my sisters friend had an idea and it's absolutely sending me. Canon kinda contradicts this but whatever. He has declared that when chorn gave grunt his arm back she also gifted him immortality and ever Joey Richter character is grunt. Canon kinda contradicts this but it's a fun idea

I absolutely love this.

Thing is it doesn't necessarily contradict canon, as long as you're loose with the concept of what dying is in these shows.

I'm 100% thinking about this in a Captain Jack Harkness kind of way.

Hmmm.... maybe we've found a part E to this theory...

Otho actually came from the Federation of Chorns

I'm sorry but the phrase/concept of "Federation of Chorns" is now living rent free in my head, I love it.

I feel like the implications behind your statement is that Pokotho and his goo originates from a group of Chorns, which I absolutely love.

@the-super-starkid-theory What do you think?

I don't have the ability today to turn this into a full narrative but this is how my thought process has just gone:

- The Federation of Chorns were a peaceful people

- Until one discovered the power of the goo

- Something something, Ghostbusters 2, something something, evil goo

- Join the Murder Muppets

- Profit (world domination)

#nmt2

#starkid #super starkid theory #team starkid

AT THE VHSCCL TALKBACK AND JAMIE JUST SAID SHE THINKS CHRISTMAS FUTURE IS ACTUALLY CHORN SUPER STARKID THEORY TIME

OMG I love this so much!!! Thank you to Jamie for feeding the theory. And thanks lovely for letting me know!!!!

Jamie Burns said in the avhscc show 3 talkback that Christmas Future is Chorn. Make of that what you will.

This is amazing and I will definitely be taking this into account when I get to Firebringer and AVHSCC!!

I'm JUST SAYING...

#starkid #super starkid theory #team starkid #hatchetfield #nmt2 #nightmare time

0tiredfangirl0

Okay, so I was listening to I Wanna Be and noticed this.

Remind you of anything?

Guys guys guys