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Hi, I'm Tory! I'm 23, and I may or may not be obsessed with various nerdy things that make me insanely happy. Lets be friends, yeah?

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[the-teal-mermaid]

Its almost Halloween, and I'm already feeling spooky with my make-up for The Addams Family Musical. I get the honor of portraying the bride ancestor, Viola Addams-Bittern (virtual hugs for anyone who gets the reference!).

[the-teal-mermaid]

Look at that face 💕💕💕 #adventureswithharleyquinnthemaltishi #puppylove

[the-teal-mermaid]

You'd marry me, right? Right??? Well, you can at least come see The Addams Family Musical at the Historic Crighton Theatre in Conroe, TX! The show opens Friday, October 21 and runs through Sunday, November 6! Viola would love to see you all there! Get your tickets online at stage-right.org! (at The historic Crighton Theatre)

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

I needed this frfr

[sixpenceee]

Spittlebugs can turn a liquid secretion into bubbles by moving or pumping their bodies. Once the bubbles have formed, spittlebugs use their hind legs to cover themselves with the froth. The ‘spittle’ serves multiple purposes. It shields the spittlebugs from predators. It insulates them from temperature extremes and it prevents the spittlebugs from dehydrating. (Source)

[the-teal-mermaid]

I don't know if it's an East Texas thing or my family is just weird, but, every time we see this on plants, we call it "snake spit".

[gymleadercheren]

actually you know what… we need to stop constantly campaigning to have pokemon follow us again and concentrate on begging for multiple save files

[did-you-know]

A painter in Los Angeles kept missing his exit for the I-5 on the 110 highway, so he did his research, climbed up the overhead sign, and changed it himself without anyone noticing.

This is Richard Ankrom. He couldn’t find his damn exit, cuz it wasn’t properly labelled.  

So he took life by the balls, like any self-respecting Californian would do, and used his sign-painting expertise to fix it himself.

He called it ‘guerilla public service.’ Even got himself an outfit to look official. It worked, obvi.

Caltrans investigated, but the sign was actually up to code. They left it there for 8 years before they made an updated sign.

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[amarettosweet]

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

You can do anything if you’re wearing a hi-vis vest and hard hat.

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

chaotic good

[saltysalmonella]

Is that a threat, Draco

[ksica]

[despazito]

*constantly wants to draw things outside of my artistic abilities*

[airframeextender]

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

[hyperbolicker-blog]

how does this only have 150 notes

[scarvenrot]

I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious

[wintcrwind]

I have had this scheduled since december

[cybergata]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

[the-dodo]

Fox Saved From Fur Farm Is Pretty Sure She’s A Dog Now

If it weren’t for her bushy tail and distinctly fox-colored fur, Vixey could pass for a dog.

[crows-gonna-delete-deactivated2]

good reaction image for when u see a Bad Post on your dash

[mousethe]