🤘🏼🥺🤘🏼

hey, i'm hannah ✌🏼💚🐾

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[opossum-handz]

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[omegaversereloaded]

Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied

[omegaversereloaded]

A divorced american man will join a right wing terror group because he didnt get custody of the kids he didnt take care of at all

[omegaversereloaded]

An american man will have an affair with a colleague, get caught, get divorced, and join isis

[ficklefeatherflaunter]

Intelligent words from @junequeer

[the-vegan-muser]

Today is Zephyr’s 10th birthday! 🎉

[bombing]

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

[the-vegan-muser]

only packing the essentials

[fandom-man]

[kedreeva]

Earl, showing off his fancy butt

[kedreeva]

help they're isoscelating my boy 😭

[the-vegan-muser]

Happy Pride!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[the-vegan-muser]

the birds second that sentiment 🏳️‍🌈

[the-vegan-muser]

Happy Pride!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[hotvampireadjacent]

[finishingschoolbooks]

How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

[were-ralph]

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

[qelflinq]

You are very funny id like to protect you

[the-vegan-muser]

this has been one of the weirdest parts about moving to North Carolina

[the-vegan-muser]

Business idea: a medical supply company that doesn’t suck.

[the-vegan-muser]

Oh and maybe their website is functional, too … idk I’m just spitballing here.