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꒰ᩧ৯༷ 𓏼 " Hand in unlovable hand. " ུ୧

The program you are watching is not suited for all audiences. Warnings for: creepy horror sequences, mild profanity, significant psychological trauma, along with violence, gore, and suicide/self harm. View at your own discretion.

This is a roleplay/ask blog of Noelle Holiday from Deltarune. I will try to be in character as possible, but not everything may be accurate. I also exercise my free will to use headcanons as I please.

An Important contract:

0. Please specify which version of Noelle you are speaking to (Light world or Dark world)

1. No NSFW, this includes suggestive content

2. Shipping is encouraged (kind of)

3. Anon magic is encouraged

4. Anyone may interact

Tags:

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#❅.⁺₊the girl : overall blog

#❅.⁺₊change : asks

#❅.⁺₊the route : ic

#❅.⁺₊unrouting : ooc

#✧ save? : moderator

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#𓂅 ⋆ testimony : light world

#𓂅 ⋆ witness : dark world

character tags will come as i think of them!

credits

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What's the silliest face you can make?

(She stares at you, blankly. She isn't willing to give in to your demands... Kris's however...)

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buble

꒰ᩧ৯༷ 𓏼 " ... Why is there a watercooler here? " ུ୧

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Here's some premium cyber city moss 4 u.

*your hp is mossed out

꒰ᩧ৯༷ 𓏼 " ... Thanks. " ུ୧

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Yo, scairy deer, where's Krispy Kreme?

꒰ᩧ৯༷ 𓏼 " ... I... don't know. " ུ୧

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*flings spamton flavored moss at u*

꒰ᩧ৯༷ 𓏼 " HGK— " ུ୧

(She barely catches it. She stares down at it, grimacing, before reluctantly pulling pieces off and nibbling on it slowly.)

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would you freeze spongebob for one dollar

꒰ᩧ৯༷ 𓏼 " Yeah. " ུ୧

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Ooh, Ooh, can we see the crazy eyes? You look so cool doing them!

꒰ᩧ৯༷ 𓏼 " Crazy eyes? I don't have crazy eyes... unless you mean... " ུ୧

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Magic anon! You need to consume moss or you'll become tired and lose energy, preventing you from doing things!

꒰ᩧ৯༷ 𓏼 " What?! That's asburd! " ུ୧

(And yet she can feel her energy depleting by the second... Is there moss in the great beyond?)

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Poor, poor Noelle, even when she stops doing Noelle things and does something crazy... She remains trapped, no matter how much she tries to change... Never free.

꒰ᩧ৯༷ 𓏼 " What're you— I'm not trapped! I just... " ུ୧

(She trails off, looking around cautiously.)

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Ooohhh you doing a little rockin' back and forth? Are you having- oh, are you mentally unwell? Are you having an emotional breakdown right now? Aw, does the deer monster have the big sad?

( https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ4b_HfTSIw )

꒰ᩧ৯༷ 𓏼 " Sh— Shut up! I'm perfectly fine. " ུ୧

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Glooby

Little Noelle

꒰ᩧ৯༷ 𓏼 " wh... what? " ུ୧

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Comfort boop in these trying lake times

*boop*

꒰ᩧ৯༷ 𓏼 " I— You... I'm not a child. " ུ୧

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yuh I didn't mean to make you drown yourself I was just curious dawg... Where even are y'all now?

- ♥️

꒰ᩧ৯༷ 𓏼 " I— ... I don't know? It's dark. " ུ୧

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yo my bad twin that's my fault

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꒰ᩧ৯༷ 𓏼 " wh... what? Your fault for what? making me STRONGER? " ུ୧