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Valentine’s day

Alex: What’s the point of this dumb holiday? It’s just to make single people feel bad.

Lafayette: Aww is someone upset because they have no valentine’s?

Alex: Pfffft...no of course not.

Thomas: Yeah he has a valentine’s.

Alex: What no I don’t.

Thomas: Well you do now. *hands Alex a bouquet of roses and chocolates* Happy valentine’s day Alexander.

Alex: *on the verge of tears* T-thanks Thomas.

Georges: i’m not gay, but i’d fuck you if you asked.

Philip: *blushing* what??

Frances, from the other side of the room: he said he’d fuck you if you asked.

Maria: I like my men how I like my coffee.

Eliza: But you don’t like coffee.

Maria: Exactly. *winks*

John: hey how do you spell bottom?

Laf: J-O-H-N

John: *starts to write* J..O..HEY!!

John: I think I might have a crush on my enemy

Alex, daydreaming about Thomas: lol can’t relate loser

,,,and i made a jamilton one because why tf not

art belongs to @ziksua <33

this is a lil edit thing that i made:))

art belongs to @freesmooches <3

Draco: I love you.

Harry: Huh?

Draco: I said I love you

Harry: *softly* n i c e

Peggy, walks into the room: sup hetro

Thomas, stops making out with Alex: the fuck did you just call me??

Thomas: You’re totally wrong. How dare you suggest something like that!

Alex: All I said was you look good today.

Thomas: Exactly, clearly I look fucking fabulous.

John: have you tried yelling?

Alex: idk what you’re referring to but of course i’ve tried yelling

Chunky Monkey